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Funniest thing on the Net!
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Hahaha
Alaska Pipeline: Anally penetrating the partner with a turd that has been left in the freezer for a period of time sufficient for complete solidification.
Dutch Oven: Flatulence during intercourse, followed by trapping your partner's head under the bedsheets
Gorilla Mask: Act of saving up shaven off pubic hair, ejaculating on your partner's face, then throwing the pubic hair on your partner's semen covered face, where it sticks.
So many classics.
Whats your favourite
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woah theres a couple of em
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christ theres a lot
i wonder if they have mexican watering hole
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do you run the bases alone a lot?
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Riding the Bull: Act of having sex doggy-style, grabbing the hair of partner and yelling out an ex-lover's name (Or telling him/her you have AIDS). You then hold on tight and see how long you can stay on top. Also known as "Rodeo"
Snow Plow: While doing a woman from behind, grab both of her arms and push her across the floor.
White Dragon: When the male ejaculates in his partner's mouth and forces his penis in for long enough that she chokes and forces the cum out through her nose. Also known as The Angry Dragon, The Sticky Dragon, or The Fire-Breathing Dragon.
Angry Pirate: When one is about to ejaculate during a blowjob, shoots semen in one of the female's eyes, kicking one of her legs, and running away. The result is an angry girl who cannot see out of one eye (the eyepatch) and has trouble walking on one of her legs (the pegleg).
wow those are amazing
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Bismark: Leaping from any distance with the express intent of ending in insertion.
Flaming Rudolph: When a chick sucks you off, you blow one on her grille, punch her in the nose, flip her around backwards, throw a pair of fake antlers on her head, light her hair on fire, and throw a rough one in her ass. (this is the holy grail of all sex acts. as far as research indicates, man has only gotten as far as to have the fake antlers in hand. however, that does not mean that it can't be accomplished.) [SigEp: The Ohio State University]
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Okay, they dont have this one...
Angry Chicken- When doing a girl from behind grab both of her arms, and pop it in the anal. Watche her try to squirm out of it like an 'Angry Chicken'
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