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The Golden Piece of Shit Award (GPSA)
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Everyones favorite Lil Horsey is here, and we are proud to anounce a new monthy award in skiing!
THE GOLDEN PIECE OF SHIT AWARD!
Thats right, this award will go out to someone, or something, or some company in freestyle skiing every month, for totally fucking sucking, and making skiing look like a piece of shit.
The first ever winner of the GPSA goes to:
(drum roll please!)
SUBLUX CLOTHING! For their first ever ad in Ski Time Magazine.
Yes, congradulations Sublux, you managed to take an alright photo and turn it to complete shit in your first ever advertizment with your fantastic "we are so into art" skills.
Again! Congradulations.
The runner up was Spyder, for making CR Johnson look like a huge penis in their first advertizment of the season, unfortunaly the ad could not be entered into this months competition because it is out of date. Try again next time.
Stay tuned for next months GOLDEN PIECE OF SHIT AWARD!
Till then! GIDDYUP!
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everyone's gotta throw in their two cents. why cant we all jujst agree with our pony poaching partner that Sublux is pretty halfassed.
and the jfact that people even mentionjed the golden whlchair mjans i own your soul. slay on slayas.
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Dude, don't call him a douche you useless piece of shit.
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first off, respect for NS. I just felt it should at least look like the header on the webpage.
I did like that it didn't say what ns stands for. but then i thought of all the little kids painting NS on lift towers instead of there jacket or skis.
For the record i have been "tagging" my skis for years.
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you win the fucking piece of shit award for dis respect members of our industry that doing nothing more than trying to fuel the sport. Go suck on a shotgun no one cares about your stupid ass opion you need to seriously re-think your conception of reality
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Man I was really thinking Spyder would take it for their "Daron Rhalves' Man Titties" ad in Freeskier. He was even barefoot in that one. To think we on NS complained about airbrushing for magazines not too long ago, they must have misunderstood us.
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i agree. chill out everyone.
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I agree with you here but man you were bashing Line pretty hard and claiming Atomic is the dominant force in skiing that all will follow. Practice what you preach!
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Sweet dude your so cool, puttin down companies is so hot right now. What are you like 12, i bet your the pimp daddy in your class.
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ok... just so people stop making asses of themselves... Lil_Horsey is an industry insider(s), far above the age of 12.
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Really dude oh man you totally got me, cause i've never played golf or had dinner with any presedent of an outerwear company, shit you know its not like my roomate has an outerwear company either. Damn dude totally got me on that one. Its not like my buddies dad started sun mountain sports either, you know i've never had dinner with the manager of whistler either, shit dude totally got me.
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apperently you having dinner and playing golf with lots of big wigs makes you know who people are huh?
anyways, I just quoted your comment cause you were the latest one... would you perfer I choose one earlier on that was the same basic thing? maybe then your panties wouldn't be up in a bunch?
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but your guys baby pictures are so darn cute!
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Damn dude yoiu totally owned me, your so hot you spit hot fire. I know big wigs, i like that. The panteis in a bunch, so hot, ahhh it burns. Its a good thing i care what you think. You did attack my post you included the 12 part, buddy. But i like you you stood up for your buddy, and thats what im doin. So to tell you the truth when someone bashes on them cause a little velcro piece is falling off or it dosnt fit todays gay trends, i stand up for them. Go out there start your own campany and see how much money it cost, and then look at your consuming outlet not the biggest. So if you have a problem, make your own shit.
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I didnt find the ad particularly awful. It didnt really catch my attention in a negative or positive way. Its just michelle parker standing there with some beer belly dude in the background
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chill 'JDskiier'
if people think its a gay add, then they can say so, and yes, award prizes.
You'd just tell the company it was fine, and then five years later they'd wonder why they've sold such a measly amount of ski's.
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haha, its too bad this is limited to some internet forum and can;t be posted in liftlines around the country.
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What like i would get all stired up over this, i dont care. this is keeping me entertained on my day off, its all in good fun. i like the guy, he makes laugh.
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wow little horsey you have some classy threads!! very entertaining
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