Who is it? Ever think of looking? Grow up a bit, get some balls. I mean shit, you'd be fine, and not at all out of line if you answered the door with a baseball bat. If you've got that, he wouldn't dare fuck with you, and if he does, just start cracking away. Inside of knees, torso hits, slam it down on his head. Bam. You're safe.
Dogs fucked the pope, no fault of mine - HST