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Boy Scouts know how to get my money
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A little kid, easily like 7 years old and his mom just knocked on my door asking me if I wanted to buy some popcorn. My parents weren't home so no money from them and they usually buy something when the scouts come around. And I wasn't about to say no to this little kid trying to fundraise for something he likes. But you see I didn't want any of this damn popcorn they were selling. So being the nice guy I am I just gave the kid a twenty (well his mom) and said I wasn't interested in any popcorn but I'll donate. Well now I'm 20 bucks poorer.
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its a good thing you did (p.s its cub souts that do popcorn)
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HAHA dude that same shit happend to me today to, boy scout, mom, popcorn. I just game them the long "noooo" as i closed the door, fuck boy scouts.
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haha that kids gonna go by an eight for him and his troop.
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the best is when a girl guide comes to the door. im like come in come in, so we can discuss this purchase. would you like a little courvoisier.
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some black kid came at the door last week selling jesus books and i said no so then he asked if i could donate a quarter
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he was like "maaaan i got these cheeeeseburgers maaaaaan. ah ah, ill suck yo diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick, pleeeeeeeassseee maaaaaaan"
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i gave him a looney and told him to go find a piece of fried chicken.......then he pulled out his well endowed member and smacked me in the face with it
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Wait, theres African Americans in Canada?
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boy scouts are greedy motha's
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yeah but they take our tax money so no one really pays attention to those things
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dude, have u taken a look around? niggers are everywhere
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haha hicks.... there isnt boyscouts in my area for at least 200 miles
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yea there is, there are a bunch in my town but they dont door to door.
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i was a boyscout...we never went door to door.
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haha this is the funniest thread ever!
good job btw on the 20
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"Weren't you in the Boys Scouts once?...Nope, but I ate a brownie."
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mm i was a spark and a brownie when i was little (like miniature girl guides) and we sold the girl guide cookies every year. they are sooo freaking good, i ate so many all the time. and it's so hard to say no to little girls selling cookies. theyd look so sad if you say no.
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i was a cub scout. it was fun untill i realized you do the exact same thing every year on the exact same day
anyway, we sold apples infront of the beer store.
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is it just me or does that headline seem very, very, dirty.
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some lil girl came to my place afew weeks ago selling just random stuff outta a catalogue and i was like im poor and a college student sorry i cant make a donation ahah
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all i can say is pine-wood derby!!!
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i used to be a scout...omg the popcorn is so gross, at least it was when i sold it.
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Same here but just in case I do leave that cardboard cut-out of Micheal Jackson on my front door to keep them away. It kind of works like a scare crow but more affective.
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ahahahaa! thats so hillarious.
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I always bust out the poor university student line.
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Ya we do. I sold $118 worth of CFLs(compact flourescent lightbulbs) fuckin 118. but for a good cause. A scout is trustworthy, loyal, helpful,friendly,corteous, kind, obedient, thrify, brave clean, and reverent.
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you forgot gay. Bazinggg
no you guys are cool
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The boy scout popcorn is the best popcorn. For real.
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ahaha, I totally forgot about this.. This was like 3 years ago..
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I love quote replying posts from years ago.
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yeah we had jehovahs witnesses one time. and i mean i live in the middle of bum fuck no where where you can't see the house from the road gravel roads and half hour from the nearest city right. but yeah they show up at my house. and besides that one of the people is a good friend of mine i knew from school. cool kid i knew he was jehovahs but never thought he'd ever come out to my house. well he knows im christain and where i stand on my faith we had had many conversations about it and stuff. so he's all like shit this is a waste so he just stands there and mopes while his sister does the schpeel.
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When I was is scouts, I sold calenders to make cash, it worked great!
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What race isn't in Canada?
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