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Dane Cook is the fucking man
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Who likes Dane Cook. He is definetly one of the funniest comedians I have heard. I just got his new CD/DVD thing, and it is fucking hilarious.
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I hate that guy, he's like Tom Green on stage.
Hummingbird style: 70 times in one second.
Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
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mike-O, u r wrong. Dane Cook is the man.
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i downloaded his cd and listen to it at work all the time people ask me if i am ok because i just start laughin and can't stop.
I in my kitchen cleaning a dish and heard it so I came out. He was in his basement, I was in my kitchen cleaning a dish and I heard it so I came out. ~ Dane Cook
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suck it
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he is in a moive with andy mikonlis!
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eat.breathe.sleep.ski
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dane cook is hilarious in my opinion, hes coming out to denver next friday and i have tickets so that should be fucking sweet
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'I met her last night in Vail... Kobe style.'
BOO YAH!
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shit shit shit, i wanted to get tickets for denver, how much those suckers cost you
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In New York they wants me_And I'm gonna be there_Van-city's calling
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hes thef-ing man
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LINE CULT ya whaddup
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ya.. but it is going to be funny
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eat.breathe.sleep.ski
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dane cook is god
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i got some of his shit. funny man
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this sunday he has a thing on comedy central with david tell on insomniac.
if you download(ski movies) them your computer gets aids and buttfucks you
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i saw him in nyc it was sweet
my friend told me he punches one out into his hand and throws it (load) at his chicks face and yells "yahtzee!" no lie.-couchskier
is sucking your own dick considered masturbation or self inflicted fellatio?
who else but Lat^
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he's coming to unh. i got a ticket
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Dave Atell, now he's fucking funny.
Hummingbird style: 70 times in one second.
Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
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no, you're a fuckin' riot
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if you get confused
listen to the music play
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I meant he's really funny in Insomniac. And Dane Cook has some alright shit, but he's definately not one of my favorites, too Tom Greenish, really random stuff to me.
Hummingbird style: 70 times in one second.
Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
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dane cook is so fuckin funny, how can you not like the randomness? its made that way because people like it
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compared to Tom Green, thats histerical...
dane cook rules.
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using a key to gouge expletives on anothers vehicle, is a sign of trust, and friendship
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*Boom* Fuck this game.
Nana's a cheatin whore!
Where'd ya get the pink 50's from grandma?
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i wish there was a "sarcasm" font.
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"There is one thing men want more then sex..."
Dane Cook is very funny!
"Hey guys, Chad fell down."
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me too.
Dane's funny as hell.
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hes the man
french is wierd too. the movie "mouse hunt" in french was called " nous reveillons pas un souris qui dors" meaning we wont wake up a mouse thats sleeping.
-Lat
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he's definately one of the funniest comedians out there right now.
"i cant crap in a perfect square!"
"thanks for the candy"
shits fuckin gold
-Anthony
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Dane Cook on Monolopy "Fuck this game! it's 4 in the morning Grandma you win! I'm sitting on Baltic with crack! I'm paying luxury tax out the ass! And I hate when you're the banker where'd you get the pink 50's you cheating whore! Don't fucking touch me grandpa, nanna is a cheating whore!!! And I should cut your head off with this little doggie.
Turtle: Look at you Mr. Beg for pussy on promnight.
Eric: Yea Turtle, I was begging my girlfriend, you were begging a 40 dollar hooker who declined your mother's credit card.-Entourage
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slip'n slide? more like slip'n bleed.
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dane cook is the man, fuckign hilarious
'Ever been hit in the head with a golf ball?'
-JF Cusson, making the argument that golf is an extreme sport
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haha yeah monopoly is great, speak and spell is another funny one
list of shorts i got of him:
Dude i just wanna dance
monopoly
the full harmful if swallowed show
tire in the face
drowning, burns
kool-aid man-hilarious
burger king-another great one
christ chex-fucking hilarious if u actually watch him do the skit, otherwise u wont find it as funny
cross street
pillow fight
public restooms-funny also
speak n spell-like i said, hilarious
super hero
you know you're drunk
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what do you play? solitaire. i bet you would, and then whack off to a 12 yr old being ass raped with a big black cock whose owner was named brad.
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Damn right fuckin hillarious!!!! Love that show
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I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later"
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Tom Green is borderline retarded, Dane Cook is a genious
- Tom
"My choice is what I choose to do, and if I'm causing no harm why should it bother you, and your choice is who you choose to be so if you're causing no harm your alright with me. If you don't like my fire then don't come around, cause I'm gonna burn one down."
Ben Harper
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he's so funny!
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skiing=RADICAL
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ahhhh i missed it, i was ordering my twisty cone
Anyway, a gas station we pass. We got gas, and ran off to get grub.It was a nice little pub in the middle on nowhere. Anywhere woulda been better. I ordered enchiladas and I ate 'em, Ali had the fruit punch.
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"when you see someone walking around in a superman shirt you wanna pull out a gun and shoot them in the chest. then when they start to bleed go 'i guess not'"
haha he's awesome. i dont see the tom green comparison though. oh man dave attell is in another league of funny
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my ticket was like 32 after service charges, so not horribly bad. get them soon if you wanna go though
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'I met her last night in Vail... Kobe style.'
BOO YAH!
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he is good.
But I still like Mitch Hedberg more.
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yeah he is soo funny
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dane cook is hilarious, if you like him watch nick swardson too there pretty similar and both really funny
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hes hillarious, funiest man ever, i love the prank call to the libary
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Yea I saw him up at Kent State for Tourgasm, his the man
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he's hilarious.. the monopoly one and the airplane practical jokes are my favorites
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