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What's so goddamn sexy about..

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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
an ass? i mean, i love asses, and they're so simple. just two pieces of jiggly meat with a poopshoot in between. yet, they're so sexy and such a turn on. i love the smoothness and roundness of a chicks ass. shit, who doesn't.....

what is wrong with the male mind?

stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

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Sep 26 2005 5:11PM
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freestyle_rich
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same with tits





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Sep 26 2005 5:12PM
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lamp
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im with ya

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Sep 26 2005 5:13PM
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lamp
Posts: 3486 - Karma: 44
asses are better

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i'm with stupid^


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Sep 26 2005 5:13PM
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Anathema
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yeah but tits don't involve human waste being passed from it. and asses are way sexier anyways. i'd choose a chick with flat tits and a mad sexy ass to a chick with beautiful tits and a fat, saggy, granny-style ass.

stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

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~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
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don't be a bucket head...
Sep 26 2005 5:14PM
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KingShit
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Couldn't agree more with you on this topic. Ass comes second after the face, unbelievable.

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Sep 26 2005 5:18PM
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Ruski
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...oh ns....

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Sep 26 2005 5:18PM
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table_top08
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i dont no what it is but im with you

Sep 26 2005 5:18PM
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InfernoHits
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I 100% agree, but now that you bring it up... I don't see what I like about them


Sep 26 2005 5:20PM
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KingShit
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Oh you can't deny it, there is nothing like a sexy ass...

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Sep 26 2005 5:23PM
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Lateralis
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Sep 26 2005 5:27PM
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Lateralis
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what the fuck??? why wont it let me post pics anymore?????



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Sep 26 2005 5:27PM
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highfive
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hahahaha theyre scared of what you might put up.

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Sep 26 2005 5:31PM
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EC-Tom
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its proven that the male brain is attracted to "curves" hence the reason we love ass and titties.


- Tom

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Sep 26 2005 5:34PM
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back_woods
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so your saying thats why all those dudes go the the museum of civilization late at night?



...its a really curvy museum in ottawa. cmon people..

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Sep 26 2005 5:36PM
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bmxican_89
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and skiing(carving, c-rails, lips and so on.)
thats reterded but it makes sense.
I like asses too.

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Sep 26 2005 5:38PM
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Anathema
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not so much attracted to curves.. i like smooth, jiggly things

stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

-J. Harvie
~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
Capital City Rider, DFP


don't be a bucket head...
Sep 26 2005 5:41PM
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VKarma185
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haha skiing...but yea if you think about it boobs are worse. instead of two pieces of meat that pass waste they're two pieces of fat that omit a creamy white discharge...

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Sep 26 2005 5:41PM
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GingerKid08
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^like my balls


Sep 26 2005 5:47PM
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VKarma185
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exactly

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I dated a girl who is 30. It works out fine till the bio clock starts waging internal warfare on her inner psychi and makes her crave children like no other. Then all of a sudden you're like, "holy shit, this is no bueno." -JackBach
Sep 26 2005 5:52PM
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VKarma185
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ass is most definitely where it's at

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Sep 26 2005 5:53PM
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Sixstep32
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Ass to mouth is most defintely where it's at


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Show me your titties!

Sep 26 2005 5:54PM
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lineskis_16
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whats wrong with you all its all about the girls toe hair

skiings fun
Sep 26 2005 5:58PM
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PimpDaddySkier
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check out the new BOOBS forum its pretty f-ing sweet... a lotta good opinons in there...oo yeah asses are sweet

Sep 26 2005 6:19PM
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crooks
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ur 12

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Sep 26 2005 6:22PM
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Lateralis
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someone fucken answer why i cant post pics



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Sep 26 2005 6:22PM
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crooks
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ask a mod

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Sep 26 2005 6:23PM
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[~_~]
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I don't know whats so godamn sexy about two pieces of meat with two holes for your meat.



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Sep 26 2005 6:24PM
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SteezePatrol
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I like the stuff that coems out of the ass

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Sep 26 2005 6:25PM
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Schmitz
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curves are good




just start beatboxin on the intercom it would be so funny. then push the gum rack over on the floor, tackle somebody and burst outta there

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Sep 26 2005 6:40PM
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cdnskigirl89
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wow...............men................why do i love them??

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Sep 26 2005 8:49PM
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Ski-hobo
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Idiots, its all evolution, a women with cuves represent a healthy individual that can feed and have babies. Its the same in the animal world. Tits and ass represent health, and thus the male brain is hardwired to be attracted to those attributes,

women look for money.





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Sep 26 2005 8:51PM
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lanks
Posts: 12543 - Karma: 72
yeah...and then there's the infamous vagina.


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Sep 26 2005 8:52PM
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t-man152
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pff a nice ass means more cushin for the pushin. of course asses are awesome.



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Sep 26 2005 8:56PM
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skierchild
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yeah asses are deffentaly one of the turn ons.. there hot

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Sep 26 2005 8:59PM
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scientist
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ass

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Sep 26 2005 10:10PM
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gmack24
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i like having both...nothing beats having one hand on a girls hottt nice ass and the other on her bangin tits

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Sep 26 2005 10:13PM
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hucker22
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ill lick tits, i wont lick ass so..........

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Sep 26 2005 10:18PM
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VKarma185
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ahh that's a very valid point

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Sep 26 2005 10:36PM
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SteveXs2
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Maybe it's because we're not seeing it all the time? Just like boobies and pee-pees, we see a girl in jeans, skirt, bikini, whatever, and there's only a couple millimeters of fabric covering these parts, but because we don't have them we're attracted to them and find preferences as to what we like about them. It's strange but I'd have it no other way.

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Sep 26 2005 10:47PM
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SteveXs2
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P.S. Ass over tits but poopshoots are icky.

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Sep 26 2005 10:47PM
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(Jonesy)
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a perfect ass is a thing to love and cherish. but there are so many different shapes and sizes that i love. it's all about proportion.

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Sep 26 2005 10:56PM
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Matty.
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Haha, there is definately something weird about our obsession of the ass, think of how many litres of feces have been pushed through it...actually don't...and enjoy it how we do.

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Sep 26 2005 11:02PM
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(Jonesy)
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hot girls don't poop. jesus, i thought that was common knowledge.

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Sep 26 2005 11:33PM
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Sashac
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why am i obsessed with guys asses?? so hot.
and nothing to do with that being healthy for a child shit haha cause guys dont carry kids. asses=hot

Sep 26 2005 11:52PM
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Anathema
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hahaha, well said

stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

-J. Harvie
~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
Capital City Rider, DFP


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Sep 26 2005 11:56PM
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bmxican_89
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sometimes i forget there are girls on this site that will actually read what i type.

"i'll nosepress your box if you lipslide my rail"

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Sep 27 2005 12:49AM
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whattheshit
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ASS TO ASS

Sep 27 2005 3:48AM
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twix_182
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including the poopshoot in the middle of them

Anyway, a gas station we pass. We got gas, and ran off to get grub.It was a nice little pub in the middle on nowhere. Anywhere woulda been better. I ordered enchiladas and I ate 'em, Ali had the fruit punch.
Sep 27 2005 5:24AM
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C.R.420
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hahaha
"just two pieces of jiggly meat with a poopshoot in between."
word.

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Sep 27 2005 6:29AM
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d-loc
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cuz ummm well what else is their to find sexy? those parts of the body usually stand out especially tits. but if you have some tight black pants on then you got some nice ass too.

plus you can spank and ass and get that sweet splt sound, and it makes the girls go crazy fo sho



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