so holy shit i meet all these people from the west here at school, at some point i bring up how amazing peanut butter and fluff is, and they all respond wtf is fluff??? and i said WTF YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF FLUFF???? so immediately go out and get a loaf of honey oat bread, and jars of pb and fluff and make fluffernutters like a fucking machine and dish them out to those who haven't experienced a true childhood. they all loved it, and thanked me for the introduction. apparently outside of the northeast fluff isn't very popular, who would've thought?
No, I am not asian.
"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour and it seems like a minute, that's relativity."
You know what these are? These are my new fucking skis.
You know what that means? I'm getting some fucking pussy tonight.