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Kyler C, Dylan N.....Wow!

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RichardCranium
Posts: 127 - Karma: 10
Where did these guys come from? . They have skills of such udder proportion they are all the next big thing to hit skiing. Kyler Cooley can spin all 4 ways just as good as anyone in the Biz this kid is incredible. Not only can he ski the park this kid rips big mountain like its nobodys damn business. Dylan Natale though he may be short he still rips the big mountain and has the best rail style I have ever seen. He is so smooth and solid it looks like he is going to stop in the middle and post up and grab a bite to eat. He also has incredible style just all around, (The kid never falls).

Sep 20 2005 11:09AM
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Phrosty
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haha... "though he may be short"




My weiner is probably harder than yours.
Sep 20 2005 11:11AM
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fluff
Posts: 1471 - Karma: 221
dylan is from ct. and we are claiming him as a sundown spawn. if he denies it, its cause he's short, and thats what little people do.

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Sep 20 2005 11:15AM
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dweezileast
Posts: 9661 - Karma: 276
maybe its cuz kyler and dylan ski for fun. and arent trying to rep their names as much as possible. i think they are letting their skiing doing the talking.

jack.

has anyone seen my shoes, i kicked them off in a fit of joy
Sep 20 2005 12:25PM
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RichardCranium
Posts: 127 - Karma: 10
i like your style

Sep 20 2005 12:52PM
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ineedarealname
Posts: 2658 - Karma: 20
thats the way it should be, not trying to get sponsered, just skiing and letting them come to you, worked for pep and many others

-TacO
Ski Rossignol
Sep 20 2005 1:57PM
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Durtschi
Posts: 6897 - Karma: 1,878
what is an udder proportion?





Q:How do you get a BooTEr CruNk???

A:With a sHoVeL of CouRSe!



Sep 20 2005 4:30PM
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dweezileast
Posts: 9661 - Karma: 276
and crichton

jack.

has anyone seen my shoes, i kicked them off in a fit of joy
Sep 20 2005 4:34PM
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michaelclarke
Posts: 1382 - Karma: 638
kyler's the man


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Sep 20 2005 4:35PM
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EaStCoaSt11
Posts: 1467 - Karma: 118
i heard dylan is hott.. too bad his girlfriend is way better looking then me or else i would try and date him......

'..I am like what the f--k are you talking about. I am a skier..' -eric pollard
Sep 20 2005 4:38PM
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mattwalker
Posts: 5063 - Karma: 2,478
yea kyler is sick

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Sep 20 2005 4:55PM
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CollinWright
Posts: 1919 - Karma: 82
look for em both in booter crunk

Sep 20 2005 4:55PM
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offtrail
Posts: 3009 - Karma: 116
and "The 11th Hour"

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Sep 20 2005 5:40PM
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dylhole
Posts: 2925 - Karma: 939
kyler cooley is so hot right now
i hear he loves NZ culture and thats why he chose to ride for fischer

Sep 21 2005 5:18AM
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miss_hevern87
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NZ culture is sweet, but one of them tried to convince me that the name was officially changed from kiwi to zesberry (about the fruit, not the people)

O. O. C. FOR LIFE AND THEN SOME
Sep 21 2005 11:14AM
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rabbitsteeze
Posts: 177 - Karma: 21
dyl, i heard you like the pimpn lifetyle, and that is why you ride for atomic.


Sep 21 2005 11:38AM
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Dan-Man
Posts: 7482 - Karma: 3,607
the sickest.

go ski
Sep 21 2005 12:50PM
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ag.
Posts: 694 - Karma: 18
the thing about dylan is that if u watch his segment he doesnt have one switch jump exept on rails...and his segemnt is still so amazing.


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Sep 21 2005 5:41PM
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sizzlah
Posts: 1510 - Karma: 10
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Sep 22 2005 8:18PM
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sizzlah
Posts: 1510 - Karma: 10
yup, so it didn't work.
they are mad good skiers.

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Sep 22 2005 8:22PM
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Mt_P0wDerJuNkIe
Posts: 1506 - Karma: 58
i do believe there coming to missoula the 26 for the premier of booter crunk here

Sep 22 2005 9:41PM
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bob_dole
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i heard they suck ass...stragith from gen sincer-be-a-hoe and jon fay...at least thats the word on the streets

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Sep 22 2005 10:17PM
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Mt_P0wDerJuNkIe
Posts: 1506 - Karma: 58
i heard you suck cock.

Sep 22 2005 10:35PM
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a.beezy
Posts: 4059 - Karma: 109
who is this dylan creature?

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evenin' bitches
Sep 22 2005 10:38PM
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dylhole
Posts: 2925 - Karma: 939
i hear he's pretty tall

Sep 22 2005 11:22PM
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Durtschi
Posts: 6897 - Karma: 1,878
yea, his steeze resembles a goat called to supper





Q:How do you get a BooTEr CruNk???

A:With a sHoVeL of CouRSe!



Sep 22 2005 11:41PM
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smuggs
Posts: 6561 - Karma: 1,373
one time i heard they jumped off a roof into the snow and like totally skied away from it

BUY A HAT OR 2!
Sep 23 2005 12:03AM
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miss_hevern87
Posts: 2553 - Karma: 12
papa noel!

O. O. C. FOR LIFE AND THEN SOME
Sep 23 2005 8:17AM
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insider
Posts: 31 - Karma: 10
Kyler and Dylan kill it! Definitely in it for the sport and progression rather than whoring themselves out to companies. good to see. i think Dylan skis for Atomic. Kyler skis for Fischer.

Sep 23 2005 11:11AM
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jsg
Posts: 7701 - Karma: 534
i loved there parts in booter crunk deffintly good parts....they are such soild riders and yes its sick that they let there riding talk

------Julian
M.A.M.S.P....NWFT(cause everyone else has it there)
Sep 23 2005 11:16AM
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rabbitsteeze
Posts: 177 - Karma: 21
i have footage of them kissing for a 40oz. talk about whoring themselves out.

Sep 23 2005 12:53PM
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RichardCranium
Posts: 127 - Karma: 10
are they utah kids or montana?

Sep 24 2005 4:38PM
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rabbitsteeze
Posts: 177 - Karma: 21
^ dickhead, are you from montana?

Sep 24 2005 4:39PM
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Durtschi
Posts: 6897 - Karma: 1,878
dylan eats fijis and shoves them up his cornhole





Q:How do you get a BooTEr CruNk???

A:With a sHoVeL of CouRSe!



Sep 24 2005 4:48PM
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Hornbeck
Posts: 367 - Karma: 3,171
Kyler is roofless

Sep 24 2005 5:11PM
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*shidasha*
Posts: 203 - Karma: 15
I think they're sloppy gangsta pants wearin, greasy haired, drunk ass, poopy toilet leavin, big butt havin cranksters! And they eat up all the little ceasers!!!

Mutha f@!#ers make me sick!!!

but I still love'em

shibangbang!
Sep 24 2005 5:28PM
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DuncanK
Posts: 1040 - Karma: 2,634
How old are these two?

DK
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Sep 24 2005 5:30PM
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*shidasha*
Posts: 203 - Karma: 15
the big one is 13 and the little one is 7. they're best pals. I know. I've seen em.

shibangbang!
Sep 24 2005 5:40PM
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word929
Posts: 199 - Karma: 9
dash, you just miss out on the pizza because you become intoxicated entirely too fast, and start dancing on tables before you can eat.

Sep 24 2005 7:26PM
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RichardCranium
Posts: 127 - Karma: 10
i heard you quit da game dasha lame your shit was off da hook!

Sep 24 2005 7:48PM
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rabbitsteeze
Posts: 177 - Karma: 21
dickhead i think i know you ya little bitch, you cant hide your shananagans for much longer. i hear u love to work out. I wont reveal your name but i think it starts with an A and you are half gay. im on to your udder proportions.

Sep 24 2005 9:23PM
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RichardCranium
Posts: 127 - Karma: 10
Sounds Neat!

Sep 24 2005 10:07PM
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RichardCranium
Posts: 127 - Karma: 10
I heard rabbitsteeze is almost as short as Dylan, He makes up for his shortness with his tough guy attitude. He pretty much dresses like an old man and loves the cock.

Sep 24 2005 10:18PM
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FullClip09
Posts: 102 - Karma: 10
RichardCranium thats real creative and you do live up to your name as dickhead. Props on the name but you are a dusche bag.

Sep 24 2005 10:20PM
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*shidasha*
Posts: 203 - Karma: 15
Dear Mr. Dick Cranium,

Since I was a little girl all I longed for in the days of my youth was a pair of slidy sticks to attatch to the whole of the bottom of my foot. From that fantasy spread more fantasies of gliding through aspen trees and cutting off mothers and fathers and spraying little children then journeying home where I would put my slippers and sit by the fire with a glass scotch, smoking newports till the sun came up.

These fantasies are clearly those that belong to the ripper that's in it for.... the "long run". Please kiss my ass and watch yo mowf, bitch.

shibangbang!
Sep 25 2005 9:46AM
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word929
Posts: 199 - Karma: 9
darsh, you owe me money, and you need to change the taco song off your answering machine. holler back.

Sep 25 2005 12:10PM
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RichardCranium
Posts: 127 - Karma: 10
chill girl you rip i just wanted to end that rumor i heard.

Sep 25 2005 3:38PM
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dylhole
Posts: 2925 - Karma: 939
word, i'll give it a go, but right now i gotta run, im getting booted from this lab in a few minutes. whats his email again?

Sep 25 2005 11:46PM
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dylhole
Posts: 2925 - Karma: 939
^forget that, that was a message to the one and only, Kyler C

Sep 25 2005 11:49PM
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FullClip09
Posts: 102 - Karma: 10
dylhole,
i saw you crash for the second time ever in booter crunk. The first time is when kyler and i stomped the cliff at the bird and you ate it. To bad you cut your chin didn't look neat at all.

Sep 26 2005 11:45PM
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