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It's Spider Season!

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Matty.
Posts: 9458 - Karma: 105
In the past 3 days I have seen over 4 different spiders in my house, they have all been huge too, and they all encountered me when I was helpless, the first one I was sitting on the toilet minding my own business when the little fucker jumped out of nowhere looking for an attack, I had no weapons of any sort except there was a white trash can that I could barely reach, I used the trash can to shield myself from the attack until I was done with my business on the toilet, I then hesitated for a bit waiting for its move, it looked at me in the eyes like it was going to defend itself so I went for the kill as fast as my body would let me, I suffocated him with toilet paper and flushed him down where he would come to a slow and painful death. The biggest one I just saw 15 minutes ago and I had to put it into an airtight trap until it was weak enough for me to grab with a kleenex (my dad did that part, I was too much of a pussy). Spiders are dangerous! They WILL attack! This is a warning for all of you! LOOK EVERYWHERE!

Have any of you guys had close encounters from these DEADLY creatures? If so, share them in this thread.

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Sep 15 2005 12:20AM
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Stryken
Posts: 1396 - Karma: 22
my old house used to have wood spiders. They are harmless but they are fucking HUGE and run REALLY fast. I woke up with one on my stomach once...fucker had to be 3inches diameter...big fat legs and all hairy and shit.

Down here in delaware at school, they are smaller but they look like the would kick more ass...like it would be super bad to get bitten by them...and they make webs that if you catch in the light right, you can see they are like 4-5 feet wide. sketch.

also at school, in my old dorm, they had silver fish all over the place.

We'll have you dead pretty soon.
Sep 20 2005 8:46PM
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ThaLorax
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when i was 6 i went to take a piss in the middle of the night and looked up at the open windown infront of my toilet and found myself face to face w/ the sketchiest looking racoon of my life. I promptly forgot i was pissing and ran down the hall screaming something about a monster in the bathroom. that was worse than any spider at that age.

"There's a monster in my pants
And It does a nasty dance
When it sees the light of day
You can hear the people say
Oh no, a monster! Oh no, a monster!...
There's a monster in my pants
And it does a modern dance
When it comes into a room
People hit it with a broom"-The B-52's
Sep 20 2005 10:46PM
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C]-[|2|§
Posts: 501 - Karma: 39
One time me and my friends were canoing around in the lakeand we got close to these trees that were haning over the water and we hit a branch and tons of big spiders fell out onto us, we hit each other with the paddles to kill them.






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Sep 21 2005 12:07AM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
i like to capture them and then splooge a huge load on their body. they love it



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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
Sep 21 2005 8:41AM
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Norred
Posts: 3520 - Karma: 13
we get black widows outside my house and they're fucky super scary and i have to kill them or else my dogs could get bit.

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Sep 21 2005 8:52AM
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daniel_insam
Posts: 1494 - Karma: 33
all these stories made me scary..........

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Sep 21 2005 10:52AM
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jsg
Posts: 7701 - Karma: 534
ahh fuck i hate spiders i say 6 big ones in one day!

------Julian
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Sep 21 2005 11:09AM
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beth_maney
Posts: 57 - Karma: 10
the other day during my study hall i thought i would be stuious so i took out my binder to get to work and when i opened it a giant spider ran out from the rings and since i was sitting in one of those desks where the chair connects to the desk i couldnt escape fast so i just sat there all terrified until it ran under the heater

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Sep 21 2005 4:31PM
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*rkp*
Posts: 8198 - Karma: 257
ohhh shit last night i was in my bathroom at like 1 in the morning half asleep taking a piss and two THATS RIGHT TWO not one TWO wolf spiders are crawling across the floor well OBVIOUSLY i shat myself but then i regained my manly complexion and killed those ma-fuckers. werd

Sep 21 2005 5:37PM
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assassin167
Posts: 908 - Karma: 10
hahahahahahahahahhahahahha

french is wierd too. the movie "mouse hunt" in french was called " nous reveillons pas un souris qui dors" meaning we wont wake up a mouse thats sleeping.
-Lat
Sep 21 2005 6:00PM
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rynmartn
Posts: 2697 - Karma: 21
i hate spiders so much they scare me more then anything

yay skiing
Sep 21 2005 6:36PM
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Deafboy
Posts: 643 - Karma: 52
yeah ive seen so many fucking spiders lately all over, today there was one on my jeans, and then i just let it crawl all over me, but it was like microschopeicgj!




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Sep 21 2005 8:02PM
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