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Why is alaska threads all dying?
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WHY ARE PEOPLE SO DEPRESSED IN ALASKA
Q:How do you get a BooTEr CruNk???
A:With a sHoVeL of CouRSe!
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why is troy mving to park city this january
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because its summer time, not winter. we want snow oh so badly
'im your marketing, you have no park, you have no pipe, without me you have nothing bitch!' - troy murdough
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yukiiiiiiiiiii niggaaaaaaaaa
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I am depressed because all the progression has turned into depression due to that one asshole who cut down out barbaloot trees. "Everyone needs a sneed indeed!" he would always say. Well he was on crack cause I don't think everyone needs a sneed and because of his greedy incompetence all of our barbaloot trees are gone!
So I send my friend Chauncey to go speak to him and he said "I am the Chaun, who speaks for the trees, to stop cutting them down, I beg you and please. The air is too musty from your thick smog fogs, why it is so thick that it stained my togs. So I ask of you stranger, please leave this land, or I will have no choice but to show you my back hand"
Well that dirty commie just said "NO! I will not stop my work! I will continue this plant with a happy grin slash smirk"
So the Chaun said "allright you asshole, act like a jerk, but the bad deeds you've done will stary around and lurk."
So he picked himself up, and flew to the sky. did he leave? did he dissapear? or maybe even die?
Nobody knows where the ChauN Chaun has gone, but as we all know this incident is only to be blamed upon Shaun.
The only clue the Chaun left behind was the word "Unless" written on a rock. Jeez, if only that darned commie didn't act like such a cock.
because I like pooh.
hahaha stupid dolphins.
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I heart Dr. Suess.
because I like pooh.
hahaha stupid dolphins.
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cause its summer, landis will post enough for all of us anyways
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well who likes snow?
Q:How do you get a BooTEr CruNk???
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I know the Landix likes snow.....he speaks for the trees, the progressive BC lines, and the sloths of the land. what a feller.
because I like pooh.
hahaha stupid dolphins.
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summer time in alaska where all the nigger chill laying low and keppin it shrill...find me a bitch with some hiv and i wil dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee nigaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaer
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i see snow
'im your marketing, you have no park, you have no pipe, without me you have nothing bitch!' - troy murdough
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eveyones depressed cuz school started. we are forced there eveyday to do pointless shit.im in alaska studies and have to do a report on the economics of alakas arctic region. its so boring. i want to ski.
hi im progression perhaps you have heard of me...im the greatest thing alive
bodag with a full houdini
last place in slopestlye.....Dustin Domb...wut now bitches
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repect school young bloods, its what will get you money when your older
'im your marketing, you have no park, you have no pipe, without me you have nothing bitch!' - troy murdough
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i dont hate school but i would rather be skiing....it snowed at hatchers....not a lot but it snowed.....
hi im progression perhaps you have heard of me...im the greatest thing alive
bodag with a full houdini
last place in slopestlye.....Dustin Domb...wut now bitches
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just grow up and become a ski bum and live with your parents so after you fuck your girlfriend you can have your mom cook you dinner.....wut a life
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alaska gain for you my dude.
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