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St.Steezy
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Never and I mean never miss type hotmail.com when a teacher has just walked into the room and you are not paying attention. I was going to get something I sent my self for computers. So the teacher is gone and I'm talkin to my buddy next to me as I type hotmail.com. Well atleast I thought I did. Anyways I acually typed out www.homtail.com and I hit enter. And being the idiot I am I'm not facing my screen as it loads, I'm busy talkin. And bam the teacher comes in and looks at my screen. And she was like sir what are you looking at, I look at my screen and realize I'm in shit. Now it wouldnt be that bad with any other teacher but this one is a bitch who loves to get you in trouble. I get sent to the office because I was lookin at "innappropiate" material. The vice who's chill was like whatever man I believe ya and let me off.

Adrian

- wow I just realized there isnt a signle tall pro – me
- damn, wait, pipe rider….. xgames finalist- steezepatrol
- umm, you talking bout Candide- me
- yea, he’s tall isn’t he- steezepatrol
- I don’t think so- me
- He is French though- steezepatrol
- So he likes hairy women, if he was on the mountain tryin to beat us, we could just show him freerider klo. BURN - steezepatrol
Sep 13 2005 6:11PM
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KillerMonkey
Posts: 6435 - Karma: 108
lol male strippers



Chris
Dave Murray's Session 4

Have a JIBARITO!
Sep 13 2005 6:14PM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 132
i bet you were actually trying to hire an escort..shame man. shame.

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Sep 13 2005 6:14PM
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sneather
Posts: 6672 - Karma: 19
I did the same thing once except it was not in school it was at my g/f's house

L I N E

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Sep 13 2005 6:17PM
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skisquaw@420
Posts: 1802 - Karma: 13
his is worse

"Lets go smerk!" - Susie Cuddy

"My eyes, they can't take in his radness." - Sonny Anderson

"Wild Flour Wild Water" - Danny Day

"The goodness just explodes in my mouth!" - Bill Fleming
Sep 13 2005 6:22PM
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twix_182
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i remember a few years ago a friend of mine type hotmale.com and his mom came in when he did that. haha

Anyway, a gas station we pass. We got gas, and ran off to get grub.It was a nice little pub in the middle on nowhere. Anywhere woulda been better. I ordered enchiladas and I ate 'em, Ali had the fruit punch.
Sep 13 2005 6:22PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
hahaha

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more like "my chemical GAY romance with a gay man"!-mommy
Sep 13 2005 6:36PM
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jsg
Posts: 7701 - Karma: 534
hahahahhahahaqhaahaha!!!....my libriad tryed to kick me off ns cause we dont allow chat lines at my school and i was in form and i was told that i would be baneed from using the comuters ever again

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M.A.M.S.P....NWFT(cause everyone else has it there)
Sep 13 2005 6:36PM
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St.Steezy
Posts: 4228 - Karma: 20
yea the best part was that I was able to hide my massive erection

Adrian

- wow I just realized there isnt a signle tall pro – me
- damn, wait, pipe rider….. xgames finalist- steezepatrol
- umm, you talking bout Candide- me
- yea, he’s tall isn’t he- steezepatrol
- I don’t think so- me
- He is French though- steezepatrol
- So he likes hairy women, if he was on the mountain tryin to beat us, we could just show him freerider klo. BURN - steezepatrol
Sep 13 2005 6:40PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
yea I hear your into that kind of stuff

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Sep 13 2005 6:41PM
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gmack24
Posts: 4636 - Karma: 31
haha i thought you wrote hotmale.com or somethign hahah gross

Sep 13 2005 6:49PM
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proZach
Posts: 7163 - Karma: 917
^ ahha. my friends sister tryed to go read her mail, but because she couldn't spell for shit, she typed up hotmale.com. ha.

(zach)

-formerly known as LineSkierWH
Sep 13 2005 7:11PM
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jibjim
Posts: 1814 - Karma: 10
HAHAHAHA that is sooo funny, this thread is one of the best

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I'm never paying attention, thats my excuse
Sep 13 2005 7:13PM
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K2skier12001
Posts: 428 - Karma: 10
HAHAHAHA

Sep 13 2005 7:21PM
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DunDunDun
Posts: 989 - Karma: 13
at school in like grade 6, i typed in australia.com and it came up as dirty free pron, like hairy french chicks.

Wanted:
A tall, well built women with good
reputation, who can cook frog
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
shia garden, classical music and tal-
king without getting too serious.
But please only read lines 1, 3, and 5
Sep 13 2005 7:21PM
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VKarma185
Posts: 1162 - Karma: 12
haha man that would totally suck to explain cause they're definitely gonna think you're lyin

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Sep 13 2005 7:22PM
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St.Steezy
Posts: 4228 - Karma: 20
yeah that was real tough... I was like shit, not now not now

Adrian

- wow I just realized there isnt a signle tall pro – me
- damn, wait, pipe rider….. xgames finalist- steezepatrol
- umm, you talking bout Candide- me
- yea, he’s tall isn’t he- steezepatrol
- I don’t think so- me
- He is French though- steezepatrol
- So he likes hairy women, if he was on the mountain tryin to beat us, we could just show him freerider klo. BURN - steezepatrol
Sep 13 2005 8:59PM
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SteveStepp
Posts: 9529 - Karma: 20,646
hahaha homtail






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Sep 13 2005 9:03PM
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JZ
Posts: 577 - Karma: 15
in a gov class we had to do research on the white house and we all went to the lab and half of the class accidently went to
  • whitehouse.com
    • which is a little different that whitehouse.gov...it was hilarious


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    eh voila
    Sep 13 2005 9:27PM
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    nychka
    Posts: 1787 - Karma: 61
    ^ ha ha ive heard of that one before

    Sep 13 2005 10:12PM
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    AngryFromBend
    Posts: 779 - Karma: 9
    smooth move man.

    Sep 13 2005 11:33PM
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    Itsbackfliptime
    Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
    my friend installed firefox on one of the school computers and got suspended for 3 days.

    Mac 'n' Steeze Movie Mac 'n' Steeze Trailer
    Sep 13 2005 11:50PM
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    freezed
    Posts: 12973 - Karma: 500
    hahahahah

    ill be super rich and own mt.hood and let everybody from ns ski for free... except freezed -hoodratz47
    Sep 14 2005 1:00AM
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    d-loc
    Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
    no see most porn is blocked that is women, but male porn is not blocked cuz women have more right and they dont give a shit



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    Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

    D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
    Sep 14 2005 9:27AM
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    Forum*
    Posts: 3455 - Karma: 10
    hahahaha

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    Sep 14 2005 9:36AM
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    daniel_insam
    Posts: 1494 - Karma: 33
    hahaha

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    Sep 14 2005 10:21AM
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    skifiend
    Posts: 2063 - Karma: 13
    I was at my parents house a few months ago and my dad and I were talking about paintball guns and I said something about Dick's Sporting Goods having a sale on one. So Dad gets up and says, "I'll check it out on their website" Instead of searching for "Dick's Sporting Goods" on yahoo or whatever, he just types in "dicks.com"....needless to say he didn't see any paintball guns on that website...


    Smuggs kicks ass

    Fat skis, Tight trees
    Sep 14 2005 2:04PM
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    bermbuster49
    Posts: 7445 - Karma: 90
    hahah


    -kulpy-

    gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
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