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xnoresponse
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i was watching the 70s house show and i stood up and then when i opened my eyes it was 5 minutes later i was half under my desk my head hurt and my mom was standing there..my theory is that i stood up so fast that i passed out and fell and hit my head as i went down and got knocked out. that was the weirdest feeling ever. just thought id share

Sep 5 2005 5:09PM
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bhill2.0
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haha thats weird let me try









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Sep 5 2005 5:13PM
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j.bird
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^and he dissapears....hahahah

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Sep 5 2005 5:18PM
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i ALWAYS get dizzy when i stand up

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Sep 5 2005 6:28PM
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jib-unit00
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hahaha

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Sep 5 2005 6:29PM
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MitchPee
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did anyone else do spacemonkeys in like 7th grade? its where u breathe really hard like 20 times then hold yur breath and choke yurself and u get lightheaded and pass out
that's prob killed more braincells then me smoking pot

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Sep 5 2005 6:40PM
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Ski_Unit_19
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^ thats pretty crazy

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Sep 5 2005 6:41PM
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MitchPee
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awesome i just tried it again and fell on the floor and hit my head on the treadmill

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Sep 5 2005 6:43PM
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xnoresponse
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i call them hawaiian highs..this was weird but not as bad as the time i ran into the tree

Sep 5 2005 6:49PM
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crooks
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haha

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Sep 5 2005 6:50PM
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hucker22
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we do this thing called blowing chunks in marching band. we suck in as much air as possible then suck in more then more then more. then blow out half, then all of it then just hissssss as long as u can, if you keep goin for along time youll pass out, but he always stops us in time

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Sep 5 2005 6:56PM
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CTD
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HOLY SHIT DUDE!!!! THAT EXACT SAME THING HAPPEND TO ME! i had just woke up, and came downstairs. took a sip of cold pepsi, and it triggered this fainting reaction (the super cold pop in my empty stomach). i passed out, SMACKED my head on the floor, and had a seizure. when i came to, i was on the floor with no idea how i got there, and i had to get carted off in the meat wagon, and had to spend the whole day in the hospital.



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Sep 5 2005 8:40PM
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matthasaurusrex
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happens to me, except i hit my neck on a counter on the way down. and i was holing a plate whitch broke and cut up my face

yeah, i went there

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Sep 5 2005 8:44PM
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oakjewlery
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yeah whenever i am sitting down or laying down then stand up fast like all i can see is black exept for a few little spots of light and i get dizzy and i think i'm going to pass out but i never do


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Sep 5 2005 8:45PM
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bermbuster49
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i never had that happen to me, sounds fun tho haha


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Sep 5 2005 9:02PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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the first time i ever fainted was in first grade in the morning after i took a shower and i was still in my towel, i stood up from my chair and stretched with my arms over my head and then fell over and smashed my head on my tv........i didn't go to school that day haha

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Sep 5 2005 11:38PM
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french_fry
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I have never ever passed out, what the hell is wrong with you ppl passing out for standing up?





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Sep 5 2005 11:56PM
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Lé.Skiing
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i did it in class once, i was out for like 5 mins, the teacher was like, what the hell did you do my explanation was that he was boring me to death... haha

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Sep 6 2005 12:15AM
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Calb3rt
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when i do that. i have seizures when i fall over....

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Sep 6 2005 12:33AM
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P-JO
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I think what you have is some condition or something, like when you stand up fast you get dizzy or can pass out... its called something... my friend has it...dont know???

Sep 6 2005 12:55AM
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Sashac
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dude i always pass out when i stand up. it's nuts

Sep 6 2005 1:39AM
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xnoresponse
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me and a lot of friends always get dizzy if we stand up to fast weve talked about this but this is the first time..my mom told me i have low blood pressure and fainting is more common with that..it was so nuts

Sep 6 2005 1:56AM
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shea.
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yeah tht happened to me once, i got up to go to bed and fell , i was knocked out and i cut my lip, my dad heard me then he called my name and i woke up

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Sep 6 2005 2:14AM
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Ski-hobo
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hahah, weird






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Sep 6 2005 2:17AM
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kickum
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its becuase when you stand up to fast the blood doesnt get your brain quick enough...loss of oxygen to the brain leads to a seizure. But one of the bodies mechanisms of defense against this fainting because generally when you faint you fall on flat ground so your body is level i.e. it makes it easier to pump blood to your brain. This happened to my cousin while i was playing basketball in the pool. But because he passed out in the pool his head was still above his heart, he had a seizure and i had to drag him out of the pool onto the patio...did i mention hes 6'5" 220

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Sep 6 2005 8:03AM
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feihlination
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seems like there are alot people with serious problems on here....

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Sep 6 2005 8:11AM
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skiierman
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That's what you get for drinking Pepsi.

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Sep 6 2005 8:22AM
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