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The official NS Non-Jerk Journal

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00000000
Posts: 11075 - Karma: 82,508
You heard it boys and girls, everyone participating in this prestige event will use this thread as a haven for their tales of excrutiating pain and pleasure.

so far its been 8 hours for me, i wish all my fellow competitors the best of luck. and may u be the master of ur domain

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" This is newschoolers.com, it has nothing to do with skiing" -JibRemiX

"that's why i love ns. we all bash each other, but it's good times. good times indeed" -twix_182
Sep 1 2005 5:38AM
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AttitashSkier
Posts: 2494 - Karma: 10
good luck

http://www.freewebs.com/tricksonstickspro ductions/

I don't know about the other guys, but I'm actually on a project to make the site worse. - Mr. Bishop

GLC
Sep 1 2005 6:14AM
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jukebox_7
Posts: 425 - Karma: 12
i'm in, septembers gonna b a loooooooooooooonnnggggggg month

e r.. .. sorry fur da cursewurd but dur is a flag and dare and dat look like jp backpack



"good point. a snow machine would make a faboulus vibrating dildo for your fat girlfriend, cause apparently it's a little roomy in there and you are too small to fill it."
- TanakaSkier to SkiBumProd

Sep 1 2005 9:24AM
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396222687862
Posts: 0 - Karma: 350
todays the start and its already gettin on my nerves


Snow Mountain Powder o5-o6
Talking about School Drug Testing
"take a shit in the cup and say it was all that would come out, that will teach them" Such_is_life
Sep 1 2005 9:49AM
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assassin167
Posts: 908 - Karma: 10
i think i can do ti

i was my dad was a dermatologist then he could tell me why i have big blood blisters all over my genetalia. im thinking it might be from last saturday where i got completely hammered and my and my friends had an orgy and there was a wire brush involved
-Lat
Sep 1 2005 10:08AM
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Aasert
Posts: 1583 - Karma: 9
its gonna be hard

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Sep 1 2005 10:13AM
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CameIToeJam
Posts: 1468 - Karma: 11
haha...it should be hard if your not jerkin it

-Craig 'Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars?' 'I'll tell you what id do man, two chick s at the same time man' 'thats it? if you had a million youd do two chicks at the same time?' 'damn straight, always wanted to do tha
Sep 1 2005 10:14AM
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jib-unit00
Posts: 6704 - Karma: 18
NO..this is not the offical NS non-jerk journal....join the cult "say no to j-o ing" if you want to be in the offical cult

You enjoy myself

Underground Hip Hop Cult
PM to be invited
Sep 1 2005 10:32AM
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McStooge
Posts: 775 - Karma: 10
get me in the cult...for now, i've lasted almost a full day since i heard about the contest.

good luck to everyone

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Building a new box or rail? Need some help?

Check out the Build-A-Jib cult here:
https://www.newschoolers.com/PHP/Cul ts/Cults.php4?action=view_cult&cult_id=45 3

PM me if you want in
Sep 1 2005 11:08AM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
oh shit like non jerking off. i was like im a jerk on ns sometimes why am i invited to this cult. ok sweet, im doing good so far

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more like "my chemical GAY romance with a gay man"!-mommy
Sep 1 2005 11:11AM
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homestead
Posts: 2493 - Karma: 11
im in

Save Sugar Loaf! It's our resort, not just real estate.
Sep 1 2005 11:32AM
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lowrider101
Posts: 160 - Karma: 9
no to j-o ing

Sep 1 2005 11:58AM
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^NewYork
Posts: 2050 - Karma: 13
fuck fuck fuck fucking fucker fcukshit fucking fuck








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Sep 1 2005 3:18PM
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*DrewT*
Posts: 7768 - Karma: 480
I need in the cult. I need to talk to people going through the same torture as I am

www.skipunx.com
http://www.gangstawar.com /index.php?act=speclink&speclink=385x6138 33
Sep 2 2005 12:04PM
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Sixstep32
Posts: 431 - Karma: 5
Can u still bang bitches?


I'm Rick James Bitch.....

Show me your titties!

Sep 2 2005 12:09PM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 347
i was tempted yeaterday, but i hung in there by reading my yearbook comments.

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Fomerly known as *huckster*
Sep 2 2005 12:13PM
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Posts: 11075 - Karma: 82,508
im still going strong

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" This is newschoolers.com, it has nothing to do with skiing" -JibRemiX

"that's why i love ns. we all bash each other, but it's good times. good times indeed" -twix_182
Sep 2 2005 12:28PM
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sugarloaf
Posts: 7866 - Karma: 299
HAHAH!! you should let the people that signed your yearbook know that. they helped you through day 1!! good job boys

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

-> Colleen
HN3
Sep 2 2005 1:21PM
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bhill2.0
Posts: 6573 - Karma: 197
im on like 4 days





They call me HoodRich
Sep 2 2005 2:11PM
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Ruski
Posts: 1872 - Karma: 11
wow, (im a girl) and i didnt know that guys jerk off so much, im kinda shocked

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If you don't talk to your cat about catnip who will?

your post about bread was probably the best post i have ever seen on this site. and i am not being sarcastic...
-mike
yay!
Sep 2 2005 2:23PM
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M+M
Posts: 7935 - Karma: 25
are you kidding^

*NORTH EAST CULT*

matt
stept productions presents "BLUE PRINTS" comming fall of 05'

liberty skis
Sep 2 2005 2:24PM
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miss_hevern87
Posts: 2553 - Karma: 12
wow. good luck boys.

O. O. C. FOR LIFE AND THEN SOME
Sep 2 2005 2:25PM
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powder_2_the_people
Posts: 1801 - Karma: 13
hey it counts for you too, missy. lay off your little plastic friend for a while


WWW.FACTIONSKIS.COM

Fight the Fiat!!!
Sep 2 2005 2:28PM
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bhill2.0
Posts: 6573 - Karma: 197
uh uh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ill restart monday


"i just wear the awesome 6XL stuff....its like bringing your bed to school"-MSKI SPEAKS THE TRUTH

They call me HoodRich
Sep 2 2005 5:19PM
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Ruski
Posts: 1872 - Karma: 11
^haha

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If you don't talk to your cat about catnip who will?

your post about bread was probably the best post i have ever seen on this site. and i am not being sarcastic...
-mike
yay!
Sep 2 2005 5:27PM
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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 730
its day 2 today... and im going strong. I had a close call but its good now

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-Adrian

**PM me if you want a dope custom hat or to join the crochet cult**


word,i feel ya adrian, now yall the struggle when another nigga has to go through the same shit, lifes tough dawg, keep the faith - ATL

Sep 2 2005 5:38PM
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freestyle_rich
Posts: 1854 - Karma: 10
i had a real bad hard on, so i masturbated to free porn. sorry guys





No Props!
Sep 2 2005 5:57PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
why would guys do that to yourselves, your riskin mad boners in school n shit, i give you a week and you wont be able to go through a class without gettin an uncontrollable raging hard on, good luck actually no, more like what the fuck

Fuck You
Sep 2 2005 6:03PM
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$westside$
Posts: 2934 - Karma: 18
i just say "Penis, go fuck yourself."

_______________~Angus West______

Liberty***
SMP

Sep 2 2005 6:04PM
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sugarloaf
Posts: 7866 - Karma: 299
DISSAPOINTING. IT'S ONLY DAY 2!

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

-> Colleen
HN3
Sep 2 2005 6:06PM
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bhill2.0
Posts: 6573 - Karma: 197
i had a 5 day hard on, and then i opened a link that was SUPPOSE to be about a rollerblader but ended up being like naughtoffice.com,might I add, UUHHH UHHH AHHHHHHHHH


"i just wear the awesome 6XL stuff....its like bringing your bed to school"-MSKI SPEAKS THE TRUTH

They call me HoodRich
Sep 2 2005 7:16PM
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$westside$
Posts: 2934 - Karma: 18
my god, i spent a day and a night at this lake house with my cusin and a few girls...and one of em is like...well so intensely georgeous its not funny, like sooo hot its almost impossible not to get a hard on just looking at her...omg...its a good thing she wasnt sleeping in the same house as us or else the temptation would have been too great

_______________~Angus West______

Liberty***
SMP

Sep 2 2005 7:17PM
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french_fry
Posts: 4698 - Karma: 53
day 1, and still going





Gravity sucks

'Weighing in at only 125 lbs, I could easily bench double my weight as a senior in H.S.; maxing out at an outstanding 245 lbs. I still had the build of a small person.' - d-loc


"I only drink on 2 occasions. When I'm thirsty, and when I'm not."
Sep 2 2005 7:18PM
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$westside$
Posts: 2934 - Karma: 18
oh yea i forgot to add: we also played a male vs. female game of pool and the loosing team had to skinny dip and well...they lost. it was dark out wich s.u.c.k.e.d. so u couldnt realy see anything though

_______________~Angus West______

Liberty***
SMP

Sep 2 2005 7:18PM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
so true.

Day 2. Not breaking a sweat.

Mabye because I went all summer last year.

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- Ian

~~ Phunkin Phatt Phreerider ~~

"Dude, they're totally into you, they just don't know it yet..." - PhattTim

"i went into last night with a 30 pack of coors light and came out with a golf club, 2 1/2 lawn darts and a friend that fell out of a car going 35mph." - asac

" just rub man, That's all there is to it. If you don't think you're doin it right, rub harder." - xtakewarninx
Sep 2 2005 7:19PM
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bhill2.0
Posts: 6573 - Karma: 197
haha you were gonna stalk her and rape/jerk toher?


I love bananas by the way and UHHHHHH AHHHHHHH


"i just wear the awesome 6XL stuff....its like bringing your bed to school"-MSKI SPEAKS THE TRUTH

They call me HoodRich
Sep 2 2005 7:19PM
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$westside$
Posts: 2934 - Karma: 18
bahah, im def. not that type of guy..but im pritty shure she likes me so things may have happened on their own

_______________~Angus West______

Liberty***
SMP

Sep 2 2005 9:08PM
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proZach
Posts: 7163 - Karma: 917
yo, check this. our school band went to florida for those stupid concerts at disney or whatever, and somehow a group of my friends started talking about this. one of my friends claimed he has never done it ever. holy shit. i was proud to say i shook a clean hand.

oh yea, hes the most trustworthy person i know.

(zach)

-formerly known as LineSkierWH
Sep 2 2005 10:38PM
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t3shellvenom
Posts: 3491 - Karma: 56
i have 4 times today...this is dogus!

Sep 2 2005 10:57PM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 347
I dont think its possible for a mortal to never jerk.

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Fomerly known as *huckster*
Sep 3 2005 1:15PM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 347
shit man, Im so horny im reppin the mangina right now just to keep it under control.

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Fomerly known as *huckster*
Sep 3 2005 1:16PM
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gravity13
Posts: 538 - Karma: 11
2 days so far, add me and it will help






'false alarm , just came back in and i heard bishop orgasm' - devine
Sep 3 2005 2:04PM
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r5tommy
Posts: 3608 - Karma: 89
i scraped my right hand up reeal good crashing while skateboaridng yesterday, so i'm in for the long haul

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puttin the ummmmm in summer since 95'
Sep 3 2005 2:11PM
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KeegLove
Posts: 10166 - Karma: 55
bahahahahahahahh well at least ur stickin to the contest hahahaha

-keegan mcginnis, newschoolers.com

Sep 3 2005 2:19PM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
so after my football game last night,w e met up with the cheerleaders,a nd i was messing around with this girl and then she never really got me off, it was like a half a handjob, and I had to finish later, i couldn't stand it. sorry guys I lost on the second night haha wtf

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-Jordan-

whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152
Sep 3 2005 2:54PM
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miss_hevern87
Posts: 2553 - Karma: 12
funny shit now.

O. O. C. FOR LIFE AND THEN SOME
Sep 6 2005 11:47AM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
ok so i had sex friday nite, then mommy was like you cant bust a nut at all. and i was like wtf i dint beat it, i had sex. im not passin that up for some stupid contest you are gay. so to spite him i beat it like 5 min ago. so fuck that shit, not busting nuts at all

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more like "my chemical GAY romance with a gay man"!-mommy
Sep 6 2005 12:18PM
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skitolive123456789
Posts: 1465 - Karma: 10
i guess im in


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Sep 6 2005 1:02PM
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skitolive123456789
Posts: 1465 - Karma: 10
accualy that no busting at all thing is gay


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Sep 6 2005 1:08PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Does sex count?


With your right hand?

----RIP Signature------
Sep 6 2005 2:19PM
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WIfreeskier
Posts: 8125 - Karma: 65
shit, no busting nuts at all? I guess i'd understand not doing it yourself, but whoever is passing on getting laid because of this contest is fucked up, good luck dudes?

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don't take me for a joke, i'm no comedian. too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smokin' weed again.
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