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I can't have a night of hot sex because of my brother

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the_hawk_of_europe
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Fuck. this sucks:
My parents wanted to go on a holiday trip with my little brother for a week...and friend of mine wanted to come over this night, because we were so horny and talked about having sex just for fun. But now my brother became ill, and they have to stay at home. This sucks so bad...I was so lucky, and now this.

Aug 25 2005 2:44AM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
you know you would have just lasted a couple minutes before disappointing her, so you should be thanking your family for sparing you the embarassment




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Aug 25 2005 3:08AM
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powder_2_the_people
Posts: 1801 - Karma: 13
have a threesome with yo bro


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Aug 25 2005 5:59AM
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bermbuster49
Posts: 7445 - Karma: 90
^hahaha, and ^^BURNN


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gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
Aug 25 2005 8:03AM
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mamapig
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interesting that we all assume he is talking about a girl...

Aug 25 2005 8:05AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
yeah he didnt say anything about a girl



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Aug 25 2005 8:07AM
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the_hawk_of_europe
Posts: 510 - Karma: 51
i thought it was clear i was talking 'bout a girl- a man with a cock like mine can't be gay

Aug 25 2005 8:30AM
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the_hawk_of_europe
Posts: 510 - Karma: 51
^ by the way, my balls are enourmos too. just wanted you to know:D

Aug 25 2005 8:31AM
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seemeski
Posts: 4210 - Karma: 124
Since hes your little brother just send him to the neighbors. And if he doesn't want to, boot him out.


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Aug 25 2005 8:33AM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
smallest penis recording is 2cm erect. are you that man?

Anyway, a gas station we pass. We got gas, and ran off to get grub.It was a nice little pub in the middle on nowhere. Anywhere woulda been better. I ordered enchiladas and I ate 'em, Ali had the fruit punch.
Aug 25 2005 9:13AM
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the_hawk_of_europe
Posts: 510 - Karma: 51
haha by the way do you know the guy called
'dos torpedos' or 'dos canonos' or something like that? he has 2 dicks. so funny

Aug 25 2005 9:34AM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 347
holy 2 cm erect, that would just be a cause for suicide.

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Aug 25 2005 9:38AM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
are you kidding? that would be so rad, you could probably fuck your cat and it wouldn't even try to scratch you

Aug 25 2005 9:56AM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
yeah and get this some guys get surgery to get there wangs as long as 3 inches. so its bigger than it was. WAHHHHH wahhhhhhhhh WAHHHHHHHH

Anyway, a gas station we pass. We got gas, and ran off to get grub.It was a nice little pub in the middle on nowhere. Anywhere woulda been better. I ordered enchiladas and I ate 'em, Ali had the fruit punch.
Aug 25 2005 9:56AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
the 2cm erect penis is the guy who goes by the name of bons



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
-Astomp17


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Aug 25 2005 10:00AM
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frp1080
Posts: 1706 - Karma: 10
hahah word

oh shit man, i live for the BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH, that shit is crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-frp1080
fo sho, dat shit is rollin on dem busta's and fuckin up the computa's-bermbuster49
talking about how dope the blue screen of death is

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Aug 25 2005 10:01AM
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Lax_Bro40
Posts: 5166 - Karma: 18
go to her house???

Aug 25 2005 10:04AM
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Luc.
Posts: 7540 - Karma: 59
hahahahahaha...wtf? thats nasttttttttttyyyyyyyyyyy yo....hahahahaa

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Aug 25 2005 10:06AM
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the_hawk_of_europe
Posts: 510 - Karma: 51
^^ she has a brother who kinda wants to punch me

Aug 25 2005 10:07AM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
maybe he wants to punch you because he doesn't want you to get her hopes up that shes gonna have a wonderful hot night of sex, only for her to realize your penis is 2cm when erect, and that you have a big furry vagina right behind your balls.

because I like poop.
Aug 25 2005 10:23AM
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(Jonesy)
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is that seriously true? yeah, suicide wouldn't ever be too far from my thoughts..

"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams man. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later." R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
Aug 25 2005 10:58AM
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[~_~]
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hm for some reason when I first saw this thread I assumed it was your older, bigger (wink wink) brother.

because I like poop.
Aug 25 2005 1:15PM
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miss_hevern87
Posts: 2553 - Karma: 12
man, i want to have sex.

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Aug 25 2005 1:28PM
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highfive
Posts: 3087 - Karma: 11
someones desperate.

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Aug 25 2005 1:32PM
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skifiend
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I love it when girls say that!


Smuggs kicks ass

Fat skis, Tight trees
Aug 25 2005 1:41PM
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highfive
Posts: 3087 - Karma: 11
probably cuz you relate.

A LESSON FROM A HARDCORE SMOKER:
if your really hardcore you can just smoke out of your hands. make a loose fist but keep your fingers together and pack the entire empty space in the middle with herb. then open up your pinky finger enough so that the herb doesnt fall out but you can light it. then just breath in from the top hole and ull get mad respect -eastar5

Coolidge St. Mtn - Elevation.... 5 feet.

$ $ $ $ $ B O S T O N | B A C K C O U N T R Y $ $ $ $ $
Aug 25 2005 1:48PM
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twix_182
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yeah i read it somewhere, and longest is 13 inches or 12.5 cant remember. then for vaginal canal smallest is a couple centimeters.

Anyway, a gas station we pass. We got gas, and ran off to get grub.It was a nice little pub in the middle on nowhere. Anywhere woulda been better. I ordered enchiladas and I ate 'em, Ali had the fruit punch.
Aug 25 2005 1:49PM
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garrett.
Posts: 9304 - Karma: 3,670
come up to eagle river alaska and get sum


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get cork 5s down
cork 7s
5&7 leading tru tail
5&7 muted down
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switch 5s
switch 7s
Aug 25 2005 2:29PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
^yeah i bet this dude is just dynamite in the sack, better buy your plane ticket now!!

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Aug 25 2005 2:31PM
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MrPantyDropper
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i bet hes 13 and is a virgin...

Aug 25 2005 2:33PM
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freestyle_rich
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^he's got me beat





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Aug 25 2005 2:35PM
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garrett.
Posts: 9304 - Karma: 3,670
DAMN STARIT BITCHES


05/06 goals
get cork 5s down
cork 7s
5&7 leading tru tail
5&7 muted down
backflip
3 leading tru tail over 80 foot kicker
switch 5s
switch 7s
Aug 25 2005 2:36PM
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Ruski
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so you've tried.....?

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Aug 25 2005 2:41PM
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awsomecoolguy
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wow on this web site that shouldent be to hard there nothing more atractive to me than a chick that ski's


aww i need a cool signature so i can be cool so ever one will like me if i had a cool signature then if i like saw some chicks from ns they would be like hey theres the kidd with the cool signature let give him a blow job and it would be like the hotest chick on ns hey this is kinda starting to look like a signature dang well i geuss i have a cool signature makeing this signature usless becacase u have a cool signature but if i delete in then i wont so i would need it think about that one almost filled now
Aug 25 2005 2:43PM
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[~_~]
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hahaha actually thats exactly right...and hes short.

because I like poop.
Aug 25 2005 2:49PM
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bigdoubler125805y
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13 in is the longest dick...i would think it would be bigger

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Aug 25 2005 4:23PM
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twix_182
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apparently not

Anyway, a gas station we pass. We got gas, and ran off to get grub.It was a nice little pub in the middle on nowhere. Anywhere woulda been better. I ordered enchiladas and I ate 'em, Ali had the fruit punch.
Aug 25 2005 4:25PM
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Drunkenmaster
Posts: 435 - Karma: 9
pervert...how do u know that the cat scratches u when u try to rape it...

U TRIED IT


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Can't wait till winter comes...
Aug 25 2005 4:58PM
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sferg
Posts: 383 - Karma: 430
wow that sucks

Aug 25 2005 9:23PM
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sugarnspice
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dumb bitch, I had sex 9 times today


official NS bitch
Aug 26 2005 1:22AM
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[~_~]
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^damn. and the longest weiner was on a man named Dirk Diggler by the way or "Markie Mark" or Mark Wahlburg, for those of you who haven't seen Boogie Nights.

because I like poop.
Aug 26 2005 1:34AM
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skifiend
Posts: 2063 - Karma: 13
WOW! You're pussy must be dry and sore


Smuggs kicks ass

Fat skis, Tight trees
Aug 26 2005 6:56AM
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miss_hevern87
Posts: 2553 - Karma: 12
bitch you ain't got shit on me. 497 posts? nice try. you are not NS official bitch, you're just a bitch.

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Aug 26 2005 7:35AM
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hucker22
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just go some where else. worst excuse ever dude.

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Aug 26 2005 9:14AM
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Bangor
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Simple solution: In your car.

If you don't have a car, you're not old enough to have sex.

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Aug 26 2005 9:47AM
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the_hawk_of_europe
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you have to be 18 in europe.

Aug 26 2005 12:21PM
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sugarnspice
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don't take your shit out on me because no one wants to have sex with you...I suggest slutting it up a notch and possibly wearing a gurdle or a few pounds of make up


official NS bitch
Aug 26 2005 12:46PM
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sugarnspice
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here's a pic of me, take notes girl Click for larger image


official NS bitch
Aug 26 2005 12:48PM
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scientist
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Thats not you.

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Aug 26 2005 12:52PM
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sugarnspice
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and you were not huckster


official NS bitch
Aug 26 2005 1:02PM
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jsg
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ur 13

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Aug 26 2005 1:11PM
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