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80m rail!!!

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shea.
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apparently my ski resort in australia is gonna build an 80m rail for the world record, hopefully this will bring great publicity here. if you dont know thats about 265 feet.

when the man has to take a piss he finds a bush. When a bush has to get some food it takes from the piss soaked soil around the bush, when man needs food he takes the bush and cooks that shit up. So if you think about it - all we do is eat our own piss.-Mike_hunt10

if it were easier it would be called snowboarding

i like the sticker that says " Ya mum rides a Snowboard"
Aug 22 2005 5:16PM
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dom_uk
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woah 260ft! that kool, bt its only a number, not really progressive, gd on paper bt doubt u cud get much style, unless u did it one footed, now thatd b kool

Sep 11 2005 8:11AM
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shea.
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boarders sucked no one could do it

when the man has to take a piss he finds a bush. When a bush has to get some food it takes from the piss soaked soil around the bush, when man needs food he takes the bush and cooks that shit up. So if you think about it - all we do is eat our own piss.-Mike_hunt10

if it were easier it would be called snowboarding

i like the sticker that says " Ya mum rides a Snowboard"
Sep 12 2005 5:59AM
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Schnoodle.
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totally lame
skiers would rip it

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Sep 12 2005 6:14AM
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knotbox
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god i hate you guys, 1 footers.....boarders suck....fuck off snowboarders are 10000bejillion times better than skiers..our very newschool sport was a complete rip off of what they do, seriously get some fucking respect guys because all your gay old fashion hate for snowboarders is giving skiers everywhere a real bad name...






like a bisexual......yes ted that was the joke.
Sep 13 2005 12:43AM
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shea.
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^when i said that boarders suck i didn't mean that they totally suck balls. when i fisrt got into newschool i hated them, now i've realised, without them i wouldn't be jibbing or anything, i now also realise they have some mad steeze when i comes to bc. what i meant was how it was selfish that they only let boarders hit it. it would have been alot more worth while if skiiers were allowed to participate because it might double attendance to the comp.

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w hen the man has to take a piss he finds a bush. When a bush has to get some food it takes from the piss soaked soil around the bush, when man needs food he takes the bush and cooks that shit up. So if you think about it - all we do is eat our own piss.-Mike_hunt10
Sep 13 2005 12:48AM
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knotbox
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snowboarders have mad steeze in all aspects of snow sports........they shit on faggot skiers anyday most skiers are fuckin rollerbladers anyway.....we have alot to learn







like a bisexual......yes ted that was the joke.
Sep 13 2005 1:09AM
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chip123
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man, you're gonna need new edges after greasing that motha

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Sep 13 2005 9:34AM
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KeegLove
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thats soo intense i wanna see that greased

-keegan mcginnis, newschoolers.com

Sep 13 2005 10:14AM
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Roy
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You re a pussy, both sports a sick, and if a boarder couldnt 50 50 that shit, then im a lil dissapointed in the feild of riders ridin it

Merse you sexy potatoe you better be doing some thing fucking crazy up there, see yea soon br-ah Too many Rookies not enough PROS !!! 807 Army 4life
Sep 13 2005 10:30AM
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hippie_cat
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like i said earlier, the tv showed 4 boarders 5050ing it, they didnt get anywharte near the end, 50ft tops.

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you look like a monkey fucking a football!
Sep 13 2005 5:30PM
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knotbox
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^both of you guys are total deuche bags you have no idea about that rail and the dude that got th furthest is awesome and most of the riders werent all about "uhh lets amke the rail compete compete compete" i really hate that there are people like you guys ruining our name ot everyone else please do everyone a favour and fuck off go blade or something and save us the trouble of having to deal with you fuckers.....and by the way...just fer the claim record i greased a 40m section of it that was the end wavy bit and it took me and my mate who shits on just about everyone on this site at skiing like 40 tries so fuck you all
Oct 12 2005 5:42AM
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hippie_cat
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um right.
well im just going by what i saw on tv.
Oct 12 2005 9:19AM
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ctt
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wahahahahahahahaha you tool, that was NOWHERE NEAR 40m that section of it they set up at the end of the season.the flat was about 12m TOPS and the dragons tail about another 10m. how about u just keep jerkin yourself ya self-righteous snowboard faggot. what the fuck are you doing on a ski site anyway you kook? how about hitting up snowboard.com next time, or better yet - hang out with your own kind over at www.ifistmyselfandgivereacharoundstolittleboys.com or is that already ya homepage?
Oct 14 2005 4:43AM
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TooheysNewSchooler
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I think it was about 36m actually maybe you should have hit it ctt then you might have a clue i bet you just skied past going wow i wish i was good enough to hit it
Oct 14 2005 5:08AM
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ctt
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well whoppy fucken doo mate and for your fucken info i DID hit it so how about ya just go suck a fat one shitenuts
Oct 14 2005 5:26AM
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TooheysNewSchooler
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so you admit you where wrong then did ya grease it?? What ski's do ya ride on??
Oct 14 2005 5:31AM
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z_hidding
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wow u need 2 chill the fuck out a little ctt cos if u new who that guy is u wouldnt b going off at him cos he can ski better than u
Oct 14 2005 6:20AM
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ctt
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so what if someone can ski - if they are a cunt then so fucken what? hey who are ya anyway, mighta seen ya round - anc chances are u are a better rider than me anyway, but who gives a shit? i only managed to get to the top of the dragons tail then lose it cos i think i was mackin it a little too hard. stoked i even got that far tho.
Oct 14 2005 6:34AM
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Sloth
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is this where all the aussies hang out.
Oct 14 2005 7:11AM
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z_hidding
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no we hang out with your mum
Oct 14 2005 7:16AM
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ctt
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hang out with my wang out
Oct 14 2005 7:19AM
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Public_Maverick
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jon mcmurry can get that shit
Oct 14 2005 8:50AM
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eastAR5
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i bet it wouldnt be too hard if you had enough speed, just take a bunch of tries to get it al the way
Oct 14 2005 9:42AM
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ctt
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its just staying locked in once you hit the dragons tail that fucked everyone up, but yeah i hear what youre saying. if i saw someone do the whole thing first go id give em a tenner straight up.
Oct 14 2005 11:46PM
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stinkypoodangle
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that is just about as long as my penis.
Oct 15 2005 2:06AM
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knotbox
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hahahahah i made it second go ctt you suck an im sick adn so is tooheys newschooler....respect those that are much better than you hahahahahah and east Ar5 is right except trying all the time if you have heaps o speed you can get it almost everytime...its going slow that makes it sick wooooop.....
Oct 15 2005 2:16AM
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ayayay
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that rail is the biggest fuck off rail ive seen and then its got a big fuck off dip then uppy rainbow thing....there ment to be puttin it up again this year....
Aug 16 2006 5:05AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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imagine how fast they will hit it tho....theyll try to hit it so theyre on the rail for less than 10 seconds. if someone stayed on for a minute id be blown away
Aug 16 2006 9:54AM
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jibjim
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10 seconds is a loong time on a rail
Aug 16 2006 10:23AM
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DeSena
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ya your right and at that speed one fall or mess up could be way dangerous
Aug 16 2006 10:25AM
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DeSena
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they could just go Travis Heed style and try to greece it wtih about 2 mph speed ;}
Aug 16 2006 10:25AM
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CZA
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thats much big in size
Aug 16 2006 12:12PM
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D_Mezz
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wow i just read this hole thread not relizing that it was a fucking year old haha im an idiot
Aug 16 2006 12:48PM
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DiamondC
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it must be a down rail at some point, theres no way anyone could grease a 265 ft straight rail, ud have to start out hitting it at like 50 mph or youd lose speed which means you would lose ur balance
Aug 16 2006 1:53PM
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skiierman
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Fuck the free world!
Aug 16 2006 2:17PM
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FigmentFilmski
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staying gorilla on that box would either a) break your back or b) make you take a monster shit all over youself
Aug 16 2006 3:10PM
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Tulley.
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the longest of got to try was 55ft and i got it but i cant even imagine 265
Aug 16 2006 3:23PM
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DiamondC
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ive gotten 70, but even that was pretty difficult
Aug 16 2006 3:33PM
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MNS
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i stomped a 50 footer my first try ever on it. fluke though.
Aug 16 2006 5:36PM
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MNS
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how could you guys actually go on about snowboarding or skiing being gay? they are the coolest sports EVER. and the best progression would be skiers and snowboarders riding together. go hate on skiblading or something.
Aug 16 2006 5:39PM
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poofartpee
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is it going to be a rainbow rail? or a c rail?
Aug 16 2006 7:46PM
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Potatoes
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when it comes, film it and that would be cool.
Aug 16 2006 8:06PM
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holyDINOSAURS
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jhahahahah ai didnt even realize the date. im like WHERES THE FUCKING PICTURES
Aug 16 2006 8:34PM
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salomon-skier
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you might need a little bit of speed for that
Aug 16 2006 8:44PM
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LAMSTEEZE
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pointless to have a rail that long. even the 50 foot one at my hill is pointless. attn mark at osc
Aug 16 2006 9:45PM
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9TH_SPOHR
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if i eat my oat meal i could do it
Aug 19 2006 4:11AM
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Jake...
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are you retarded? its not pointless, i quite like that rail. just because you cant do it doesnt make it pointless.
Aug 19 2006 10:06AM
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SIX
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Yea seriously Iannick has to try it out!
Aug 19 2006 2:51PM
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