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jukebox_7
Posts: 425 - Karma: 12
who has it? u the ppl of ns decide. nominate and shit

e r.. .. sorry fur da cursewurd but dur is a flag and dare and dat look like jp backpack



"good point. a snow machine would make a faboulus vibrating dildo for your fat girlfriend, cause apparently it's a little roomy in there and you are too small to fill it."
- TanakaSkier to SkiBumProd

Aug 20 2005 8:19PM
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frp1080
Posts: 1706 - Karma: 10
yeah

oh shit man, i live for the BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH, that shit is crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-frp1080
fo sho, dat shit is rollin on dem busta's and fuckin up the computa's-bermbuster49
talking about how dope the blue screen of death is

Kenan and Kel Cult Represent


-Ross
Aug 21 2005 2:47PM
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jukebox_7
Posts: 425 - Karma: 12
haha thanks, i thot u might

e r.. .. sorry fur da cursewurd but dur is a flag and dare and dat look like jp backpack



"good point. a snow machine would make a faboulus vibrating dildo for your fat girlfriend, cause apparently it's a little roomy in there and you are too small to fill it."
- TanakaSkier to SkiBumProd

Aug 21 2005 3:21PM
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shrEddie
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 65
i think mine is pretty cool

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Aug 21 2005 7:00PM
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whoneedsaname
Posts: 96 - Karma: 10
i like mine and this one from a log time ago i dont rember who had it but its good but retartedly long.....
"Its winter, the birds have all flown south, all but one. One little bird that waited too long. As it flew to catch it's buddies it got icicles on its wings and fell to the ground. The bird then saw a nice looking branch at the top of a nearby tree and it said to a nearby cow, 'I want to reach that top branch but I don?t have then energy to fly up, can you help?' The cow said, 'Here, eat some of my poop it'll fuel you to climb up the tree.' The little bird said, 'Thanks!' and had some of the cow poop. The bird flew up to the first branch of the tree and rested, then the next day flew to the next branch, until finally the bird reached the top branch. Then the farmer came out with a shotgun...

The moral of the story is, bullshit may get you to the top, but it wont keep you there. "



ENJOY LIFE, LISTEN TO SKA, LAUGH AT OLD PEOPLE, DESTROY HOLLYWOOD
Aug 21 2005 7:19PM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 343
mine has always been the best.

Aug 21 2005 7:30PM
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skisebski
Posts: 5970 - Karma: 21
i like mine. cause its true.

*NS Skateboarders*

- getting one inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery-*CCR*



Aug 21 2005 7:35PM
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witty
Posts: 5616 - Karma: 178
i think the.."i would be laughing to hard if i had sex with a guy...because gay people are so funny" takes the cake..i laugh everytime i read it

******************** witty cent is now live on stage!
Aug 21 2005 7:51PM
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skier27
Posts: 7238 - Karma: 32
i like mine...

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yeah i was masturbating once and my mom walked in on me and saw everything. it freaked me out when the door flew open and for some reason it scared my into cuming. so my mom saw me cum... _SimonFiller
Aug 21 2005 8:09PM
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CanadianSkiGod
Posts: 2281 - Karma: 10
What's mine...?

******************* 'I'm the master of low expectations.' 'I understand small business growth. I was one' -Dubya!
Aug 21 2005 8:37PM
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CanadianSkiGod
Posts: 2281 - Karma: 10
Meh... sucky, and badly typed. Well, too bad.

******************* 'I'm the master of low expectations.' 'I understand small business growth. I was one' -Dubya!
Aug 21 2005 8:38PM
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fizzlefry
Posts: 4662 - Karma: 15
i like eastcoastjibbers ... and then i found 5 dollars. because sometimes when you read through one of his posts and then you read that after it, it is really funny




Kill Cops
Aug 21 2005 8:56PM
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co_rider
Posts: 230 - Karma: 10
The ones with a Lateralis or Toliet quote are the best.

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People may think that wearing ski clothing made of sheet metal is a bad idea, but when robots take over the ski resorts, I'll blend in, and everyone else will be eaten by robots -Jack Handy
Aug 21 2005 9:08PM
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bigdoubler125805y
Posts: 1236 - Karma: -8
i like mine...whatever happened to golden wheelchair anyways?

Golden Wheelchair Honorable Mention- August 1, 2004
Are Dumont and Wilson enemies like Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter?- K2ripper
Aug 21 2005 9:47PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
hahaha good point.

because I like poop.
Aug 21 2005 10:42PM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 343
damn right. everyone vote for seanpistol.

Aug 21 2005 11:04PM
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jeeesus
Posts: 253 - Karma: 6
^no.

Aug 21 2005 11:06PM
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Schmitz
Posts: 4272 - Karma: 103
Mine is funny but i forget why the dudes gettin out of there in the first place which kinda ruins it. i think it may have been like seinour prank




just start beatboxin on the intercom it would be so funny. then push the gum rack over on the floor, tackle somebody and burst outta there

AdamskiNick
Aug 21 2005 11:54PM
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AwR
Posts: 5147 - Karma: 1,878
the gap between harry potter and skiing has just now come full circle

We're not drug dealers we're fund raisers

There's No "I" in the Armada Team

Aug 21 2005 11:59PM
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Pklink04
Posts: 5608 - Karma: 392
ill be like everyone else and nominate mine



You know you have the coolest cab driver when he says, 'And we're off like a prom dress.'
Aug 22 2005 12:06AM
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JackBach
Posts: 4155 - Karma: -5
I think yours is currently the funniest.

We are the resistance, our last line of defense. Bred to fight for our promised land. Rebels at heart they will hunt us till the ends of the earth.
Aug 22 2005 1:26AM
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Aerozol
Posts: 1124 - Karma: 488
hmm I'll nominate myself too

If I had more energy, I'd burn that young mans face
Aug 22 2005 2:02AM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
thats a good one ^ haha burnt face man ?

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-Matt

It's gonna be a long four years...

NS SKATEBOARDERS

Aug 22 2005 4:40AM
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twiceasnice
Posts: 457 - Karma: 11
I like the one Ktownchic has, it 's a quote from Pep Fujas
"over time most people experience life involving love,passion,suffering and an unspeakable drive for something new. For me,there's skiing. Nothing more,nothing less. It encompasses everything" ...something like that

haha aaand the one sugarbushwitt suggested haha

so get the hell off your ass.chances are nobody's going to do it the way you would...or could

k-squad represent!

soul sisterhood
Aug 22 2005 4:53AM
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espen^R
Posts: 2330 - Karma: 192
Lat got owned in ur sig, haha

Member Number: 31594

"Soccer in Europe is like street basket in US"
Aug 22 2005 6:10AM
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