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My STD in a poem

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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
My penis itch and I must scratch
It seems I got crabs in the new batch
Its getting red and small bumps appearing
They seem to come when hoes be nearing
I spray medical chemicals in hopes of destroying
But it seems theres tronger soldiers the disease is deploying
My mind going in circles and my dick and balls being depleted
My penis is falling to peices smelling like feices rine dry and repeated
I called the doc and went to the hospital just for a cure
But instead my dick got washed away when I washed my draweres
so for future refence for people asking what the disease was
I got it from raping and fucking my 11 year old cuz

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Aug 16 2005 7:19PM
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oakjewlery
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all i have to say is wow


go with the flow
Aug 16 2005 9:32PM
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bhill2.0
Posts: 6573 - Karma: 197
bravo dude, true?





They call me HoodRich
Aug 16 2005 10:28PM
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hucker22
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cure and drawers doesnt ryhme

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more like "my chemical GAY romance with a gay man"!-mommy
Aug 16 2005 10:49PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
haha such a bad poem on so many levels !

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Aug 16 2005 11:07PM
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hahah the end was unexpected I luv itt


because I like poop.
Aug 16 2005 11:52PM
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bigdoubler125805y
Posts: 1236 - Karma: -8
that was terrible

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Are Dumont and Wilson enemies like Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter?- K2ripper
Aug 18 2005 7:43PM
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R.Fahey
Posts: 8602 - Karma: 539
Hell yeah. hand that shit into your english teacher.

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OVO helmets

"I would laugh if she was like a frankenstine on the front. But she's most likely a franken fine." - Shibber

"jf is the bomb diggity you turkey brain" - i_am_a_skier
Aug 18 2005 8:03PM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 347
she might mistake it for her perscription.

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Fomerly known as *huckster*
Aug 18 2005 9:29PM
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twix_182
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taht sounds like that night i hung out with richard gere

Anyway, a gas station we pass. We got gas, and ran off to get grub.It was a nice little pub in the middle on nowhere. Anywhere woulda been better. I ordered enchiladas and I ate 'em, Ali had the fruit punch.
Aug 19 2005 9:30AM
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duhamelski
Posts: 3842 - Karma: 192
dude, ur the next Shell Silverstein. ur career is set

a good friend is the guy who bails you out of jail...
a best friend is the guy on your right saying, 'damn that was fun'
Aug 19 2005 8:32PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 11992 - Karma: 9,212
ha ha you got crabs. i bet you went to thailand and had your way with a 15 year old love slave, you sick fuck.

FLOODO.

whats blue and comes in browines


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Aug 19 2005 9:26PM
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Luc.
Posts: 7540 - Karma: 59
hahaha...and ewwwwwwwwwwwww...at the same time

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Aug 19 2005 9:29PM
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wdbo.
Posts: 4935 - Karma: 173
thats pretty cool man but you gotta go all beatnick style like modern poems and shit like ummm

the red ooze
from a gaping wound the
hair watches
calmly

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-winn
EPIC productions
TAOS, a four letter word for steep
Aug 19 2005 10:59PM
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djikstra
Posts: 2471 - Karma: 6,014
shit dude when you figure out what youve got, message me , i think I ve got the same thing! fuck is your 11 year olds cousin named big bertha?? I think we may have fucked the same 11 year old

L.J. rest in peace
Aug 19 2005 11:21PM
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