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Ice-Is-Scary
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I am really starting to dislike old people, or as I call them "olds". Everytime they come into my restraunt not only are they the worst tippers on the planet. A table of 6 will come in, they will all order tons of specific weird shit, everyone wants a seperate check(they tell me after the fact), and they are never happy with anything.

Not only that but they drive so fucking slow anywhere, if I only had 3 weeks left to live I would be driving places a little bit faster, ya know? Old people should be forced to drive special cars like bright orange so everyone would know its an old. Also they like to drive crown victorias which make me slow down everytime I see one.

Sitting in Wal_mart yesterday in the express line, I was buying a workshirt before work. Every old person in line in front of me had to write a FUCKING CHECK. Has no one told these people of a check card? or credit card? It takes them 15 minutes to write a check as they tell the cashier a story about their grandson, which they of course can't do at the same time as writing. Man these people are driving my crazy.



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Aug 14 2005 2:19PM
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SSteezle
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i work as a parking boy, and they suck at life, they get in accidents all the time

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Aug 14 2005 2:22PM
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R-Bertsch
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you always hear statistics about new drivers % to get into a wreck but you never hear about old people. Im pretty sure 100% of the people i see on the road that are driving horribly are old bitches who cant see over the steering wheel of their fuckin boat of a buick. I wonder of old people have contests to see who can get the bigger buick.

Aug 14 2005 2:25PM
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Anson
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Aug 14 2005 2:29PM
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awsomecoolguy
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ya i hate old skiers that go on the park and like carve infront of jumps and rails god damit i want to kill them when they do that fuckers

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Aug 14 2005 5:43PM
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bermbuster49
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maddox said it best

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Aug 14 2005 6:32PM
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sacchettiadam
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when i mow my neighbors lawn shes wicked bosy and anoying and makes me do so much yard work and she had a huge fucking lawn and it takes me like 3 hours and she only give me ten bucks. its so gay. and they never have gas for thier lawnmower so i have to drag the shitty lawnmower to my shed and its wicked anoying. and old peole always stare at you. But there are some cool old people.









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Aug 14 2005 6:49PM
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campbell90
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hah, i work at an old ago home, i do the yard maintenace and my dad is the cook, they are nice there ...they take a lot of medicine though, that could be why

Aug 14 2005 7:24PM
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tricksterboardin
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youd like my grandfather he is a nut on the road for speed and hates old people like you described

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Aug 14 2005 7:49PM
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hucker22
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the really really old ones are stupid

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Aug 14 2005 8:52PM
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pa_freeskier
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haha my grandfather is the opposite of the stereotypical old driver. he speeds a lot, the other day he went 85 in a 45

Aug 14 2005 9:10PM
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VKarma185
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an old man got out of his car and tried to strangle me in january because his idiot granddaughter cut me off so i flipped them the bird. i called the police and the ol' bastard got an assualt charge.

Aug 14 2005 9:15PM
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cjgncjgn
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hahahahahaha oh man i read that and just laughed all my sweet pink lemonade all over my keyboard... thanks a lot...

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Aug 14 2005 9:38PM
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