I was just watching Jay Leno and there was a stand up comedian and he said something like "what dude has a cat? either you're gay or you're a villian. ya know you're with your friends and you're like 'dude look at my cat, Mittens'." and then he did a little dr evil impersonation like stroking a cat and while I was watching this, I am sitting on my lazyboy with a laptop, and a cat named Mittens on my lap, and as I heard this, I was stroking him. well folks according to this guy, I guess Im gay.
because I like poop.