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freeskier1316
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So i was walkin into my local ski shop which has been converted into summer atire to ask about next years skis so i'm going up the stairs and i pass like 3 kids talkin so i was kinda listening to what they were saying and i heard seth morrison and sucks in the same sentence so i stopped litteraly in my tracks turned around and asked why they thought seth sucks and this "punk" kid was like because all he does is back flips and linkin loops and all that gay shit off of cliffs and i said you do realize those are like 60 foot cliffs and the kid says yeah but all he does is ski off any one can do that i mean he can't like do 9's or anything. I asked him and then i asked him what he thought of tanner and well he went off on how tanner is a god and well tanner is his favorite skier. I then asked the kid if he had seen tanner go off a monster cliff and he had said no and then he got super pissed and he was like what has seth morrison done for the sport. i stared at the kid for a moment and asked how long he had been skiing he said for 3 years i turned around and went into the shop cuz i was about to kill the kid. Thats my storie thought i might have to share that with you even though it is completly pointless


'kevin whyed nils pull you out?' 'Cuz i was touchin bitches.' 'No seriously why did he put scott in for you.' 'Scott doesn't touch bitches.'

Viva Candide
Aug 1 2005 12:02AM
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406
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haha thats bad ass to just walk away like that

Aug 1 2005 12:05AM
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zeppelinbro
Posts: 499 - Karma: 8
haha rite on dude



hold up bagwell just took a massive shit in the hall


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Aug 1 2005 12:06AM
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4frntmorrison
Posts: 660 - Karma: 10
that owuld have pissed me off so bad

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Aug 1 2005 12:09AM
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TWoods
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haha when he said 3 years, you shoud have jsut said "stop".

Aug 1 2005 12:17AM
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Aerozol
Posts: 1124 - Karma: 488
take him and his friends round back and stab them to death and then put them into little plastic bags and mail them to their parents. Don't bother wearing gloves, just burn your clothes and make sure you give yourself a good scrubbing down. Check yourself with a blood detecting blue light afterwards, and dont keep the weapon, ditch it in the ocean.

If I had more energy, I'd burn that young mans face
Aug 1 2005 1:52AM
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Doghouse
Posts: 1473 - Karma: 21
shoulda farted in their mouths




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Aug 1 2005 2:18AM
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SSteezle
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what a tool

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Aug 1 2005 5:53AM
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Luc.
Posts: 7540 - Karma: 59
omg that guy is a loser.....i have been freeskiing for like 3 years and i still know to respect seth becasue he has progressed the sport so much and that he is a totally siick skier....i would of went commacozi on his ass....

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Aug 1 2005 8:29AM
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hucker22
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ya just dont think anything about it, happens in every sport. new kids start up just because of the new hot person in the sport now, and have no sense of history or respect for people who made the sport what it is today.

golf:tiger woods>jack nicholas
basketball:lebron james>larry bird
baseball:derek jetter>al kaline, babe ruth, ted williams

kids have no respect now adays

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Aug 1 2005 9:20AM
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alev
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PWNED!!!!!!

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Aug 1 2005 9:26AM
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penguinlakris
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haha... you are good to write stories man!! that was fucking awsome.

I think Seth Morrison is the dude who has done most for the sport.
he don`t jump out from a 60foot cliff, he is doing backflips from a 100foot cliff:P he is one of the greatest Athletes the World have ever seen! no doubt!

T.Hall is fucking good, but he is so fucking: yoyoyo i`m the gangsta bro of all time shit!
if he keeps bagging he`s clothes more and more, he is gonna drown soon.

Aug 1 2005 11:32AM
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a1-martock
Posts: 83 - Karma: 10
I think i would have dropped that fag for being a real moron.

Aug 1 2005 11:42AM
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skoganskier101
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if u asked him about glenn plake he would have said he sucked too.im a new member on ns but i have been skiing for 10 yrs and i know to have respect for people like morrison or plake. you should have beat that kid,he got noobed

if we had more people like ATLANTASKI the world would be a better place.

Aug 1 2005 12:28PM
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BNZ
Posts: 169 - Karma: 10
^ Fuck yeah plake is nuts. Hahaha, are you sure those kids werent really snowboarders? They sound gay.

Aug 1 2005 7:13PM
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E-ZRider
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i woulda

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Aug 1 2005 7:16PM
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Girays_Brother
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the kids probably on this site to reading this thread right now and crying

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Aug 1 2005 7:24PM
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SmoKinSkier
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Well remind me not to get on ur bad side!!

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Aug 1 2005 7:27PM
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mski
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Dude I have been skiing for 3 years, does that mean That I cant appreciate what seth has done? Does that make me a worse skiier than you? I can ski with kids that have skied for there whole lives all around the mountain....im sorry that I dont have access to big mountain because I live on the east coast but basing someones ski ability on the amount of years they have ridden I mean Chris turpin started skiing when he was 18 or so. Is he a bad skier. Im not saying that the kid at the shop was good, or right for that matter. Just dont base it on the amount of years he's been riding.

oh and to top that shit off, an elephant ran over my dad that was awkward-bhill
Aug 1 2005 10:00PM
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ThePoopSock
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u showed have asked the kid how many people can do nines in the park on perfectly molded jumps (even i can do that and im nothing compaired to seth) and then ask how many people can do back filps of 100 foot cliffs, and survive?

Aug 2 2005 12:27AM
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freeskier1316
Posts: 1771 - Karma: 27
what are you talking about? all i said was that the kid didn't appreciate seth for what he had done. And i asked him how long he had been skiing because if he was new to the sport i can see why he wouldn't know about seth. i said nothing about ability


'kevin whyed nils pull you out?' 'Cuz i was touchin bitches.' 'No seriously why did he put scott in for you.' 'Scott doesn't touch bitches.'

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Aug 2 2005 12:44AM
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bmxican_89
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I scares me that you are that efficient in covering upu murders. it seems like youve done it before.

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Aug 2 2005 1:42AM
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