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Girls..

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-linechick-
Posts: 10 - Karma: 10
ok so theres this girl, which here and i are "together" but not like boyfriend and girlfriend, but can someone give me advice where i could just win here over completly and become boyfriend and girlfriend

Jul 31 2005 6:53PM
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foodisfun
Posts: 5427 - Karma: 287
i have some advice, change your member name cause your not a chick



gotta find my baby, gonna hold her tight, gonna grab some afternooon delight
Jul 31 2005 6:55PM
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-linechick-
Posts: 10 - Karma: 10
^ iam on my sisters name

Jul 31 2005 6:55PM
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sugarnspice
Posts: 586 - Karma: 7
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official NS bitch
Jul 31 2005 6:55PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
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If it aint gorilla, it aint steeze

Sheldon

that's going to be one fucked up kid.....probably find her on ns sometime soon. - lorida
Jul 31 2005 6:56PM
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foodisfun
Posts: 5427 - Karma: 287
o



gotta find my baby, gonna hold her tight, gonna grab some afternooon delight
Jul 31 2005 6:56PM
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lindsayjibber
Posts: 344 - Karma: -127
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Jul 31 2005 6:56PM
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foodisfun
Posts: 5427 - Karma: 287
no



gotta find my baby, gonna hold her tight, gonna grab some afternooon delight
Jul 31 2005 6:56PM
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ALIA
Posts: 27 - Karma: 10
alias

Jul 31 2005 6:57PM
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-linechick-
Posts: 10 - Karma: 10
hah shit, you cought me, i didnt realize i didnt make it pink, but can someone really help me, please

Jul 31 2005 7:00PM
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Soups
Posts: 1236 - Karma: 18
Romantic date possibly?


If all else fails....uh....either A) Get over her B)Friends with "benefits" or C) Liquor

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If i somehow peirce into my brain and become retarded, you can have my ski shit--Giray Dadali

REDEMPTION WATERSKIS '05--Newest thing to happen to water since Chlorine


How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


None let them cry in the dark
Jul 31 2005 7:01PM
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-linechick-
Posts: 10 - Karma: 10
well like something besides a date


Jul 31 2005 7:04PM
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djikstra
Posts: 2471 - Karma: 6,014
ah dude choose C, the captain will get you headed in the right direction(thumbs up)

L.J. rest in peace
Jul 31 2005 7:04PM
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Soups
Posts: 1236 - Karma: 18
Write a really long heartfelt letter. Throw in some other crap if you want just to make it look good....and uh give it to her and what not.

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If i somehow peirce into my brain and become retarded, you can have my ski shit--Giray Dadali

REDEMPTION WATERSKIS '05--Newest thing to happen to water since Chlorine


How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


None let them cry in the dark
Jul 31 2005 7:06PM
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4frntmorrison
Posts: 660 - Karma: 10
so r u a lesbian or not? cuz that would be cool

*NS SKATEBOARDERS*
Jul 31 2005 7:09PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
get her drunk and have some freaky lezbo sex... then send me the video

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NS SKATEBOARDERS

Jul 31 2005 7:09PM
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Leckett
Posts: 0 - Karma: 13
alias. im just joing in with everyone else

NS SKATEBOARD
Jul 31 2005 7:09PM
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$westside$
Posts: 2934 - Karma: 18
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CHECK OUT SUMMER HOTNESS
volume 2 coming soon

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Jul 31 2005 7:15PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
CLIT
nothing but CLIT

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more like "my chemical GAY romance with a gay man"!-mommy
Jul 31 2005 7:16PM
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ryan.c
Posts: 6592 - Karma: 14
D) ex will work too

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-Ryan


what do you play? solitaire. i bet you would, and then whack off to a 12 yr old being ass raped with a big black cock whose owner was named brad.
-tweaks_rock_me
Jul 31 2005 7:20PM
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GingerKid08
Posts: 1320 - Karma: 13
Alien.

Jul 31 2005 7:33PM
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Literature
Posts: 13673 - Karma: 3,086
Ask her to make out with you. Totally romantic.

David

-AR_Six- is my hero. And you can audition too.

and pep is now bald. he shaved his head. tattoed a burning cross on his chest. joined the KKK and quit skiing.now you know so shut the fuck up and go jack off somwhere. -tman-152

MT CREW
Jul 31 2005 7:58PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
Lesbealian.

because I like poop.
Jul 31 2005 8:01PM
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shitfaced
Posts: 335 - Karma: 10
this sucks



any one for another beer
I AM CANADIAN !!!
Jul 31 2005 8:24PM
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406
Posts: 2302 - Karma: 92
maybe you should just ask her out dumbass

Jul 31 2005 8:56PM
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agentorange
Posts: 258 - Karma: 10
give up and fine someone else.

Jul 31 2005 9:02PM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
this is soooo gaurenteed to work..unless shes a bitch..
take her anywhere.. movies, park, walk, ice cream place, dinner... then while alone, tell her you "like her a lot, and would like to be with her". Then before she has the chance to say anything, kiss her on the lips or cheek if your a pussy. If you don't get laid in a month ill give you a full refund.

Jul 31 2005 9:08PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
try pooping on her upper lip when shes in science class and have the whole class disect your turd, then she'll totally fall for you.

because I like poop.
Jul 31 2005 9:23PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
^def. a guaranteed lay within 3 days

Take me to your special place Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it
Jul 31 2005 9:26PM
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sneather
Posts: 6672 - Karma: 19
^ hahaha


L I N E
Jul 31 2005 9:26PM
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MitchPee
Posts: 8871 - Karma: 1,510
its all about giving her oral pleasure...you gotta give a little to get a lot

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hey sweet thang can i buy you a fish sandwhich?

official ladies man cult
Jul 31 2005 9:29PM
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Latch
Posts: 499 - Karma: 10
Be a man and do something about it. Anything is better than nothing. Believe me, women like men, so don't be a jerk, but be a man. thankyou

'Everybody's somebody at Wendy's..unless you're a midget!' -SpinninMacKinnon

There's Nothing To It But To Do It.

-Joel
Jul 31 2005 11:10PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
so not true...I'm a jerk and the bitches can't get enough of me







































































at least that's what I keep telling myself

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If it aint gorilla, it aint steeze

Sheldon

that's going to be one fucked up kid.....probably find her on ns sometime soon. - lorida
Jul 31 2005 11:18PM
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CanOpener
Posts: 202 - Karma: 10
get her drunk! works every time.

I must find the perfect spoon.
Jul 31 2005 11:29PM
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TWoods
Posts: 10014 - Karma: 8,385
write her a song. that would kick ass.

Jul 31 2005 11:40PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
you are god

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If it aint gorilla, it aint steeze

Sheldon

that's going to be one fucked up kid.....probably find her on ns sometime soon. - lorida
Aug 1 2005 12:27AM
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10_inch_club
Posts: 38 - Karma: 10
well if you are "together" and if that means you are friends with benifits then she probly likes you so you should just like hangout with her in a casual place, like no fooling around then just as her.

Aug 1 2005 2:26AM
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10_inch_club
Posts: 38 - Karma: 10
theres something wrong with this kid

Aug 1 2005 2:26AM
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E-ZRider
Posts: 1791 - Karma: 13
thats what i thought

I Love Head

Aug 1 2005 2:37AM
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squeakywaffle
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 13
surprise her by jumping out from behind a tree and she'll be like "eek!" and while her mouth is open stick your cock in it. You have to be standing on a chair for this to work and you may want to have your cock already out and waiting to make things easier.

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WIND BLOWING HARD
KOMPRESSOR GREEN CARD
OUT OF HAND AND INTO FRONT YARD
PICK UP FROM LAWN
CONCLUSION FOREGONE
KEEP WALLET IN POCKET IF WIND IS STRONG
Aug 1 2005 4:36AM
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SSteezle
Posts: 9221 - Karma: 9,939
ALIAS!!!

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-If your not sure about something........just huck it

RUN FOR COVER PRODUCTIONS


pm me to get into the computer cult
Aug 1 2005 5:39AM
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awsomecoolguy
Posts: 3536 - Karma: 13
get her drunk then nocked up if she has you kid she'll probly want to be you gf lol

Aug 1 2005 11:52AM
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cobalt
Posts: 1913 - Karma: 12
This one's the ticket.

Aug 1 2005 12:07PM
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Ruski
Posts: 1872 - Karma: 11
a guy once wrote me a letter like that....i dumped him 2 hours later

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GET YOUR SPORKS READY!! -shasta

If you don't talk to your cat about catnip who will?

your post about bread was probably the best post i have ever seen on this site. and i am not being sarcastic...
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yay!
Aug 1 2005 12:20PM
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twiceasnice
Posts: 457 - Karma: 11
A guy once wrote and recorded a song for me....we went out for a year or so

skip school go ski!
Aug 1 2005 3:00PM
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10_inch_club
Posts: 38 - Karma: 10
ahhh hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa thats so harsh!

Aug 1 2005 3:03PM
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skierman_number1
Posts: 627 - Karma: 10
Umm your icon looks like a girl giving head...

Anyways, trust me on this one, highschool girls are just trouble. Your life will be soo much easier without them. Wait until college where the fun really begins.

Aug 1 2005 3:07PM
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Hedekar
Posts: 1816 - Karma: 15
rub her clit dude, chicks dig that shit.



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Aug 1 2005 3:30PM
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jsg
Posts: 7701 - Karma: 534
DATE RAPE!...works everytime


Thats why i bought a saturn.

------Julian
I guess u can call me Julian
Aug 1 2005 3:54PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
no, grab her by the hair and wipe your butt with her face. Just make sure you wipe front to back, so you don't get doo doo batter in your vagina.

because I like poop.
Aug 1 2005 7:28PM
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-linechick-
Posts: 10 - Karma: 10
no but guys really, what can i do to like win here over, what i forgot to say is we have talked about goign out but she dosnt like to have b.f's cuz when she does things get messed up or w.e and when they break up they dont tlak and she dposnt want that to happen to us, but i really want to be wihrt her

Aug 1 2005 8:05PM
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