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Skiing equation and why you f^#ks are so stupid

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yetigonecrazy
Posts: 931 - Karma: 10
heres the deal...im noticing soooooooo many people, like 90% of this board, seems to think the skiing equation is something like this:

0% Rider + 25% equipment + 25%bling + 50% jacket = good skier

and for all of you (i dont want to put a list out, but basically any of you east coast kids and all the ones out west who are too pussy to ride big mountains) who think that, let me fill you in on something. it doesnt matter what jacket your wearing or what bling you have on on whether or not you have the BRAND NEWEST skis or the fact that youre EXTREME cuz you drink ROCKSTAR....heres what you fuckin kids need to realize. this is the proper equation for skiing:

98% Rider + 2% Equpment + ZERO PERCENT JACKET


now fuck off, eh

Jul 31 2005 10:35AM
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freeskisquaw
Posts: 1120 - Karma: 16
No. You can't ski powder. That's the difference.


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Aug 1 2005 1:37PM
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freeskisquaw
Posts: 1120 - Karma: 16
Powder isn't easy to ski, idiot.


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Aug 1 2005 1:37PM
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skoganskier101
Posts: 2067 - Karma: 14
u dont have ice in the west like we have in the east, after it gets warm and rains 2 inches and a cold front comes right behind it where it gets to 5 dgrees the next night its so icy u can barely stop, and u can forget about holding an edge on anything more than an easy blue,and u said "we get a shitload of ice" i really doubt that

if we had more people like ATLANTASKI the world would be a better place.

Aug 1 2005 1:40PM
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assassin167
Posts: 908 - Karma: 10
freeski i bet theres kids in the east that would fucking tool on u so dont say we cant ski powder.

Aug 1 2005 1:45PM
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skoganskier101
Posts: 2067 - Karma: 14
your right pow isnt easy to ski. but guess what idiot,i can ski it,you probably think all east coasters suck,but guess what we dont. i like the west better and it has more extreme terrain and its better skiing, but dont come on saying that east coasters suck at skiing

if we had more people like ATLANTASKI the world would be a better place.

Aug 1 2005 1:48PM
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skifiend
Posts: 2063 - Karma: 13
Seriously, enough of this east vs. west shit! It gets stupid and really has no point to it. I've heard that there are still plenty of posers out west and I guess PC is the home of tanner hall look-a-likes. I live in Vermont and I go out there and tear up the mtn. as much as a west coaster. True, our terrain is vastly different, but that doesn't diminish the skills of east coast skiers. To say that all east coasters are posers is like saying all people from the Middle East are terrorists.


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Aug 1 2005 1:54PM
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freestyle_rich
Posts: 1854 - Karma: 10
before you call someone a poser you have to take in consideration whether or not they have just started skiing; i'm pretty sure a guy who's beein skiing park for 2 years isn't going to stack up to a guys whos been skiing it for 9 years. ad just because someone is new to the sport he.she shouldn't be denied the right to buy nice equipment. oh and another thing; you guys make it seem like we're skiing on a sheet of ice out here in the east when really all it is is just a bit of ice on the tranny and pipe walls.





No Props!
Aug 1 2005 2:49PM
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assassin167
Posts: 908 - Karma: 10
^^^ not were i ski half way through the day it is almost like skiing on a sheet of ice. the landings everything is ice.

Aug 1 2005 3:08PM
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freestyle_rich
Posts: 1854 - Karma: 10
where do you ski?






No Props!
Aug 1 2005 3:15PM
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Hedekar
Posts: 1816 - Karma: 15
Take off your pants and Jacket.



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Aug 1 2005 3:20PM
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skoganskier101
Posts: 2067 - Karma: 14
there is a lot of ice in nc. and i havent bees skiing park for 9 years. i have been skiing for 9 years and next year will be my first year at park

if we had more people like ATLANTASKI the world would be a better place.

Aug 1 2005 3:43PM
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Homebrewer19
Posts: 346 - Karma: 11
Us East Coasters make due with what we’ve got. We ski on fucking ice for half the year, and we have a good time doing it. It makes us appreciate those few powder days that we see, or the trips out west that we take. And another thing, you don’t even have to deal with the pussy ass wanabe skiers who are decked out in the newest gear. They are there to bother us every season. I know Vermont hippies who still ski on 205cm strait skis that they pulled out of a trash can, and old ripped up carharts that they work in. they rip better than most people I know, and they don’t need ski pants to enjoy it because an old pair of jeans will do. You’re the one who is spoiled, because you don’t have to deal with those rich little bastards every day, and you have endless powder lines that you can hit. So give us a brake, and stop trying to loosely categorize me and my East Coasters

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Aug 1 2005 4:20PM
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
ive always said "its not the the skis its the skier"
or wait the other way around "its the skier not the skis" and who cares if someone is a poser or not just leave them alone and go kick some ass on the hill

"if all your friends jumped off a clif would you?" -my mom "i would if there was snow on it" -me
Aug 1 2005 4:31PM
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fr33rid3r
Posts: 1775 - Karma: 18
hahahaha

'this is just like sex, only im having it!'
Aug 1 2005 6:34PM
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tls5099
Posts: 216 - Karma: 51
it's proven that it's actually 90% jacket, 9% equipment, and 1% person...my friends first time on skis and hes fallin every where and can't even ride straight, so i let him borrow my jacket and 10 minutes later he lands a cork 7 double grab..true story

Aug 1 2005 6:40PM
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skoganskier101
Posts: 2067 - Karma: 14
i love any skiing i get in. but i reall love and value my few trips to utah skiing at alta,snowbird and solitude

if we had more people like ATLANTASKI the world would be a better place.

Aug 1 2005 8:37PM
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eastjiber00
Posts: 97 - Karma: 10
the person this thread is a huge poser. they only started this thread to cover there ass and put it on other posers. so the equation for the thread creater is 50% fag/ 25% poser 25% pussy

Aug 1 2005 9:02PM
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skier4life159
Posts: 614 - Karma: 10
sweet, jaypeak is my home mountain

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Aug 1 2005 9:17PM
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grubix2
Posts: 2628 - Karma: 25
what would you do if the rich kids didn't buy the latest shit... who would you get it from beat up and used???? Face it if you wanna be hardass and ski beater equiptment and clothes, you need those rich bitches to buy the new shit.

I'm not going to really take a definite side on this issue though, because I sorta feel the same way when I go in the park and see the kids decked out in expensive shit. Most of them sit there like bitches and tap their poles when someone does something sick. The might take one park run an hour. But the creator of this thread is taking it too far though. I ride with all kinds of guys that have sweet gear that throw down super hard every day. Sometimes to the point of injury.

Also big mistake bringing up the east coast - west coast thing, even if thats not what you intended it to sound like. I ski in pennsylvania. The only powder I know of is the kind my aunt puts on my baby cousin's ass. West coast might be where the awesome skiing is, but you can't say west is more "core". It takes major balls to huck your self off of an icey table knowing that if you land a little sketch, you're fucked. I'll see guys in ski videos overshoot landings on huge jumps and get right back up. I snapped my leg 3 years ago on a 35 ft. table when i under-rotated a 540 by like 30 degrees.

that was kinda long but i thought i should speak my mind.






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Aug 1 2005 9:36PM
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bermbuster49
Posts: 7445 - Karma: 90
right on, east coast represent

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Aug 1 2005 9:42PM
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cdnskigirl89
Posts: 744 - Karma: 10
skiing= fun, i have honestly never seen anyone skiing with bling bling on their necks, thats just sad

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Aug 1 2005 9:57PM
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mdvorak
Posts: 658 - Karma: 85
yes and tubgirl + lemon party + knee deep= goetse




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Aug 1 2005 11:17PM
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3rdCoastskier
Posts: 206 - Karma: 11
100% steeze. I do not care for big mountain, park , or even the fu#^ing park. If you don;t have oakley sh*t, and 4 front skis STAY OFF MY SITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


go back to high school you non mountain skier wantabees!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Aug 1 2005 11:48PM
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3rdCoastskier
Posts: 206 - Karma: 11
i like oakley one pieces

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Aug 2 2005 12:14AM
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switch_9
Posts: 876 - Karma: 10
I bet theres a lot of people like that, i know like 4 kids at my mountain that are. they like buy new jackets every month and are afraid to hit 8 foot cliffs.

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Aug 2 2005 1:04AM
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davis10
Posts: 131 - Karma: 10
of all jay peak is the shit, second of all the whole reason for this thread is that people are too wrapped up in being considered a 'good' skier. As far as im concerned unless you going pro nobody cares if your good or not, and I hate to break it to you people but 99% of the people on this site wont be pro. For this reason skiing is all about having a good time. If you can do that your good n my book. And no I dont suck.

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Aug 2 2005 9:09AM
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espen^R
Posts: 2330 - Karma: 192
get out yeti bitch!

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Aug 2 2005 9:58AM
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