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Phone calls on the crapper
I usually make all my phone calls on the shitter, solves multiple problems at once, i mean you have 5 mins to kill, why not make use of the time? Pissing is different though, they can hear that through the phone. Was pretty funny, the other day my friend heard the turd splash and was like,"what are you doing?" "uh...washing dishes" ahahahahhaha
Melonchaly: shall i start the cooking then?
Sokiem99: yes please
Melonchaly: oh just relax youve had such a hard day at work
Sokiem99: mashed potatoes and steak i presume?
Melonchaly: ill clean, ill do it naked too, would you like me to do chores naked?
Sokiem99: oh yes
Melonchaly: anything else then dear? perhaps a blow job when its all done?
hahahaha, do it all the time
-If your not sure about something........just huck it
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wuit it with the threads all ready
If it aint gorilla, it aint steeze
that's going to be one fucked up kid.....probably find her on ns sometime soon. - lorida
yesterday i spent longer looking for a magazine to take to the bathroom than i actually did crappin
i can only say that i do it all the time
i like the fed-ex driver cause hes' a drug dealer and he don't even know it."
you better not pull that shit on me, or il walk up to your house and set it a fire while you are shiting.
"Sure thing squirl. just cut me down and PROMISE you wont burry me!"
I never do it but people ALWAYS call me when I'm pissing/shitting. It's really fucking weird.
WIND BLOWING HARD
KOMPRESSOR GREEN CARD
OUT OF HAND AND INTO FRONT YARD
PICK UP FROM LAWN
KEEP WALLET IN POCKET IF WIND IS STRONG
thats sick dude
more like "my chemical GAY romance with a gay man"!-mommy
ummmmm. ya i cant say ive ever done that
"Over time, most people experience life involving love, suffering, passion, and an unspeakable drive for something new . . . for me there's skiing, nothing more nothing less and it encompasses everything, every day I'm out there." ~Pep Fujas
man i do that all the time and i don;t know about you but i;m in there for more than 5 minutes
get a bathroom reader, u will sit on the toilet 200% more just reading
no me gusta acls
"can anyone do a backflip, im new to two tip skis"-bikeobsession
also known as pussyfooter
Reader's Digest is the single best bathroom material ever.
It's the batontwirlertwistshakebakecakeholehumperdinkkink rail.
its great but i usually make a phone call and play yahtzee the best five minutes of my day right there
I Love Head
That's when I call girls, I don't want to take any other part of the day up talking to them on the phone so I do it while I take a shit.
"if you feel like going for an hour vacation to sea world then go for the one on the right cuz god damn shes the size of a fucken whale"-lat
for some reason it feels wierd
you broke the rules, now im gonna pull out all your pubic hairs.
My problem is if you continue conversation past the dump you can't flush... so you have to leave it... and then i forget about it...
Does it annoy anybody that the first trick landed in Not Another Ski Movie WAS SEVEN AND A HALF FUCKING MINUTES INTO THE MOVIE???????????????? i paid for a ski movie... not a tour of a lightbulb factory
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