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What it takes to get sponsered

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Bmoxham
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what kinds of tricks and stuff does it take to be sponsered by a ski company?

Jul 22 2005 11:27PM
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CrazedSkier1080
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spelling sponsor correctly

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Jul 22 2005 11:28PM
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wiglaf
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tricks are for kids

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Jul 22 2005 11:32PM
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USA
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cork 1440, triple back to rail, big 1800 over 230 ft table

no me gusta acls


"it's not that im lazy, it's that I just don't care"-Office Space

also known as pussyfooter
Jul 23 2005 1:01AM
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scofield
Posts: 7973 - Karma: 2,466
friends

Enom Headwear.. If you're gonna ride twins, cover your head
Jul 23 2005 1:12AM
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scofield
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^thats why im not sponsored

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Jul 23 2005 1:12AM
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USA
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fucking l0S3R N00B!3

no me gusta acls


"it's not that im lazy, it's that I just don't care"-Office Space

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Jul 23 2005 1:16AM
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Deezl
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There are strict guidelines as to who can make the cut and who's stuck in amatuerland forever.

There are secret combines, similar to those held in the NFL but they are very secretive, invitation only events. Everyone who makes sponsorship decisions is there.

If you do well on your compulsory scores, you are given a probationary "Pro Card" which allows you to compete on the pro circuit. After a full season on the circuit, you must complete an exam of mental capacity for learning new things, this way the committe will be assured that you will "progress" the sport.

Only once you have completed all these steps can you be SPANCERED.

Jul 23 2005 2:08AM
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albatross.
Posts: 4380 - Karma: 772
pm me for a counterfit pro card.

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Jul 23 2005 3:07AM
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Roy
Posts: 1982 - Karma: 1,240
PEople in suits will invite you back to their stretched lambos, they will then ask you to preform oral sex on them, if you say no they'll leave, if you do, your spancered forever


Merse you sexy potatoe you better be doing some thing fucking crazy up there, see yea soon br-ah Too many Rookies not enough PROS !!! 807 Army 4life
Jul 23 2005 3:55AM
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knotbox
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well you would probably have to be really marketable for a ski company to be paying your rent






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Jul 23 2005 4:36AM
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JoeTheRipper
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Jul 23 2005 5:35AM
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Lineskier-101
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You have to do well in comps, it's not like, if you can do a cad seven you automatically sponsered.

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Jul 23 2005 10:28AM
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BlindFaith
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ha - i remember the days of joking around here about getting SPANCERED!





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Jul 23 2005 10:39AM
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Pklink04
Posts: 5608 - Karma: 392
yeah i wouldnt wanna get sponsored i wanna get spancerd



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Jul 23 2005 10:49AM
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GotamaBCshredder
Posts: 5062 - Karma: 424
I think the tricks you are doing isn't as important as how big you are going and how original you are. That will catch peoples eyes quicker.

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your steeze is like the antithesis of the gangsta-tanner-gorillasteeze junk... the type of skiing that says "Fuck groomed parks and rails, rip big mountain lines and throw backflips off everything-J.D. May
Jul 23 2005 11:22AM
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Craigskis
Posts: 6648 - Karma: 1,636
I can't imagine what it would be like to be a pro skier,

i mean seriuosly what would you do with all your spare time, ...........

i'd get myself knee deep in shit,

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Jul 23 2005 11:42AM
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Luc.
Posts: 7540 - Karma: 59
right know u would have to be able to kill it at your local mountain 24/7 and win almost every comp...it helps if u are throwing like switch unnaty 7s and you are like 16....thats why this season and next i have to really push if i even want to get a small local ski shop spanser....

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Jul 23 2005 12:16PM
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