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Best lubricant?

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Sokiem
Posts: 400 - Karma: 10
well, my gf is on her period so...

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Melonchaly: shall i start the cooking then?
Sokiem99: yes please
Melonchaly: oh just relax youve had such a hard day at work
Sokiem99: mashed potatoes and steak i presume?
Melonchaly: ill clean, ill do it naked too, would you like me to do chores naked?
Sokiem99: oh yes
Melonchaly: anything else then dear? perhaps a blow job when its all done?
Jul 20 2005 6:34PM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
Fuck yeah , Dane Cook represent!!

"you only live once, Just Fucking go for it!!"
Jul 21 2005 4:02PM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
Shit my bad wrong comedian, Dave Chappell !!

"you only live once, Just Fucking go for it!!"
Jul 21 2005 4:02PM
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sugarnspice
Posts: 586 - Karma: 7
joke?....what joke


official NS bitch
Jul 21 2005 4:11PM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
ya, what the fuck. This ain't no joke thread. This is serious shit. You don't fuck around with gettin it in the butt and usin spit for lube or even wearing a whore's uniform. This shit is So sonserious, as The Threat once said.







Money's clean cause we scrub it good. With guns and gasoline we're gonna save the world. Nothing's obscene if we only close our eyes, boys and girls, welcome to this Joyride. -dmb
Jul 21 2005 4:13PM
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delete2
Posts: 1443 - Karma: 13
wait 5 days your fuckin dick

Jul 21 2005 10:52PM
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jsg
Posts: 7701 - Karma: 534
while this thread inda turned into a diffrent thinjg


Thats why i bought a saturn.

------Julian
I guess u can call me Julian
Jul 22 2005 1:15AM
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Tha_Grouch
Posts: 2216 - Karma: 14
^hey julian... wheres JP??

haha... team pizza. so funny. www.armadaskis.com if u don't know what i am talking about.


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'Heh Heh ... All Right.' ~Quagmire

"oh eya....a whore, good one! Like what a double standard! Jeez, just becuase she's a woman, and she got anally ravaged with spit for lube in the back of a guys car...while giving head to another guy does not make her a whore!" ~sugarnspice
Jul 22 2005 1:48AM
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LesBainsDouches
Posts: 171 - Karma: 13
W.E.T.

It comes in bottles or individual-use packs, the latter being better because W.E.T. smells really really good in a non-gender-specific way and the bottle version is hella expensive and you lose the smell/freshness of it faster than with the packets.

Spit is a terrible lubricant, it's more viscous than slippery.

Jul 22 2005 8:21AM
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