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I need a G/F!!!!!

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boombam1080
Posts: 13 - Karma: 10
I need a G/F that would send me care packages in the mail that has cookies, CD’s, and other stuff that will make me happy again. I need someone to care about… I’m soo soo soo lonely :-(

Jul 20 2005 1:47PM
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oakjewlery
Posts: 4905 - Karma: 32
NO ONE NEEDS A GIRLFRIEND NO ONE YOU ARE CRAZY IN THE MIND


go with the flow
Jul 20 2005 1:48PM
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jib-unit00
Posts: 6704 - Karma: 18
girlfriends suck ()()====D




"Win or lose, we booze."

Underground Hip Hop Cult
PM to be invited
Jul 20 2005 1:48PM
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bum72287
Posts: 165 - Karma: 10
you have absolutley 0 friends. stop complaining on a forum, keep that shit to yourself.

Jul 20 2005 1:51PM
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boombam1080
Posts: 13 - Karma: 10
i'm soo lonely

Jul 20 2005 1:53PM
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triebby
Posts: 8670 - Karma: 2,189
you must be bogart

Republican and proud of it.
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i want to ride in a kangaroos pouch -i_am_a_skier

Jul 20 2005 2:01PM
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vtrider
Posts: 1988 - Karma: 41
just drink a few more beers, lower your standards, and fuck a fat chick.

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Jul 20 2005 2:04PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
get a pen pal

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If it aint gorilla, it aint steeze

Sheldon

so are you like god of all that's steezy and therefore the final word on whether something is steeze-filled or not? - MARIAH

Jul 20 2005 2:04PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
Posts: 0 - Karma: 87
I have to raise my standards to bang a fatty

We pay our debt sometimes.
Jul 20 2005 2:05PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
hahahahahahhahahhahaha

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If it aint gorilla, it aint steeze

Sheldon

so are you like god of all that's steezy and therefore the final word on whether something is steeze-filled or not? - MARIAH

Jul 20 2005 2:10PM
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WIllW
Posts: 4578 - Karma: 2,512
evan don't worry, ahmet will be your girl friend



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Jul 20 2005 2:16PM
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bibs_skibum
Posts: 4462 - Karma: 449
and thats why we love/need them


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Just shut up and ski.
Jul 20 2005 2:19PM
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boombam1080
Posts: 13 - Karma: 10
I'm sad because Ahmets G/F sent him all these cookies and cd's... i want that

Jul 20 2005 2:20PM
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MrPantyDropper
Posts: 5016 - Karma: 65
i bet your mom could make you good cookies

Jul 20 2005 2:27PM
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freshpowder41
Posts: 725 - Karma: 14
haha sounds like somebody just went through a breakup

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Jul 20 2005 2:31PM
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freestyle_rich
Posts: 1854 - Karma: 10
look on ebay for a mail order bride.





No Props!
Jul 20 2005 2:44PM
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rippinbumpskier
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 23
o god thats no good lol hahhahaha

"100 % columbian, ladies and gentlemen, disco shit"

go to www.freeheellife.com

johnny likes skinny girls but never turns down a fatty

zig zag filled with the diggity dank green as a bull frog sticky as glue aint gonna stop till the bag is through

belong to a political party called the burnt thumbs
Jul 20 2005 2:47PM
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mamapig
Posts: 2096 - Karma: 408
bogart you should hang out with andy, he has a bunch of girl slaves he is keeping in his closet. im sure he could give you one, or four.

Jul 20 2005 2:47PM
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rippinbumpskier
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 23
dude u dont really need a gf tho they just treat u like shit and fuck u over

"100 % columbian, ladies and gentlemen, disco shit"

go to www.freeheellife.com

johnny likes skinny girls but never turns down a fatty

zig zag filled with the diggity dank green as a bull frog sticky as glue aint gonna stop till the bag is through

belong to a political party called the burnt thumbs
Jul 20 2005 2:54PM
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grubix2
Posts: 2628 - Karma: 25
The only time you need a gf is when you find somebody special who is always on your mind, and you know would make you the happiest man ever.
Don't go out just looking for a gf just to say "I have a gf". And if you're just looking for some ass, if you look hard enough and put on the right moves, you can get some.





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-check it out-
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Just sign up for a credit card and if you don't wanna deal with it, destroy it when you get it. You won't have to spend a penny.
Jul 20 2005 3:05PM
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Jake...
Posts: 11976 - Karma: 296
dont go that low.

so nice that its nasty,....
so bangin its bustin,....
so sweet that its sick,....
so dope its disgustin.
Jul 20 2005 3:15PM
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Badfish2
Posts: 3453 - Karma: 21
I've said it before and I'll say it again - 5 2's is just as good as 1 10...

Jul 20 2005 3:19PM
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oakjewlery
Posts: 4905 - Karma: 32
more like a cheating gf


go with the flow
Jul 20 2005 3:20PM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,033
Yes Bogart you can have 2 of my lady slaves that live in my room.

Jul 20 2005 3:34PM
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*Fujative*
Posts: 8554 - Karma: 183
lower your standards, and just find someone freindly and you can have a good time with


Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.
eat.breathe.sleep.ski
Jul 20 2005 3:46PM
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bum72287
Posts: 165 - Karma: 10
what the fuck why do you want a gf who will send you shit, wouldnt it be better to have a gf that actually lives near you?


fucking idiots

Jul 20 2005 4:02PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
mmmmmm cookies

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if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion
your friends like a certain you
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Jul 20 2005 4:04PM
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Jenna1106
Posts: 3012 - Karma: 10
i'll send you a box of chips ahoy and an old will smith cd if you want.

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high north session 3!!
Jul 20 2005 4:05PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
OOOOO oOOOOOOOO I call Jenna!

ahhhh yeah suckers, señor smith is all mine now.

Take me to your special place Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it
Jul 20 2005 4:51PM
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SteveStepp
Posts: 9529 - Karma: 20,646
yea man
stick it to the man, man




Yea. I said it.
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"Hey. You hear what I called him? He can't do JACK about it." - Master Shake
Jul 20 2005 5:00PM
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Leckett
Posts: 0 - Karma: 13
ill send you anthrax. its the thought that counts.

NS SKATEBOARD
Jul 20 2005 5:01PM
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Sokiem
Posts: 400 - Karma: 10
I have an extra one, sell her to you for 200 bucks.

Melonchaly: shall i start the cooking then?
Sokiem99: yes please
Melonchaly: oh just relax youve had such a hard day at work
Sokiem99: mashed potatoes and steak i presume?
Melonchaly: ill clean, ill do it naked too, would you like me to do chores naked?
Sokiem99: oh yes
Melonchaly: anything else then dear? perhaps a blow job when its all done?
Jul 20 2005 5:03PM
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MARIAH
Posts: 708 - Karma: 10
haha hmm it was really hard to give away all those cookies...damn

Back in the days i use to like bitches
But i tell you now days bitches aint shit
And if you wonder why i say this
I've had a lot of women and bitches think they slick
Sneakin' around fuckin' around whenever we're not around
Actin' all sophisticated spending money that she didnt make
I get so mad that i could slap her actin like she cleopatra
Aint no need to ask shes a slave to tha money and im the master
-nate dogg

Jul 20 2005 7:00PM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
fuck girlfriends... I mean don't get one, just have sex with random hot girls. Girlfriends are way too much drama and work to go through, trust me on this. And they cost a lot to keep them happy.

Jul 20 2005 7:00PM
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Jasmine
Posts: 1489 - Karma: 10
aaawwww that is so sad i want to cry, but unfortunately i cannot spare the 37 cents in postage to send you cookies and pancakes and such. otherwise, i'm sure you are worth every penny. good luck, brotha!




Can't fight darkness with darkness, only with light.
Jul 20 2005 7:03PM
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rippinbumpskier
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 23
its true man

"100 % columbian, ladies and gentlemen, disco shit"

go to www.freeheellife.com

johnny likes skinny girls but never turns down a fatty

zig zag filled with the diggity dank green as a bull frog sticky as glue aint gonna stop till the bag is through

belong to a political party called the burnt thumbs
Jul 20 2005 7:04PM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,033
Il take one of those girls for 200 josh

Jul 20 2005 7:10PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
ill double him^, triple, maybe quadruple

Take me to your special place Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it
Jul 20 2005 7:14PM
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skier_jules
Posts: 541 - Karma: 11
who needs a gf? seriously!

sk sk sk sk sk ski unit
Jul 20 2005 7:18PM
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sacchettiadam
Posts: 2930 - Karma: 31
what a gay thread

you broke the rules, now im gonna pull out all your pubic hairs.
Jul 20 2005 7:20PM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
girlfriends suck so much.






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Jul 20 2005 7:41PM
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lalalalaura
Posts: 6753 - Karma: 68
i'll be your girlfriend, unless i have to talk to you...in which case, sorry

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Skiing is the single most extreme form of motion attainable by a human being.
Jul 20 2005 7:48PM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,033
^ bitch

Jul 20 2005 7:53PM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
ooo i want some

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i'd be better at skiing if i had better places to ski


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Jul 20 2005 7:56PM
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taylorsniffen
Posts: 614 - Karma: 11
your a fag

jesus loves bikers too
Jul 20 2005 8:11PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
why buy the cow when you can still get the milk???

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When your not sure about something, huck it
Jul 20 2005 8:17PM
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cdnskigirl89
Posts: 744 - Karma: 10
umm sounds to be you still might wanna be living with your mother

http://spaces.msn.com/members/cdnskigirl8 9
Jul 20 2005 8:18PM
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MARIAH
Posts: 708 - Karma: 10
wow you people are insanely harsh.

Back in the days i use to like bitches
But i tell you now days bitches aint shit
And if you wonder why i say this
I've had a lot of women and bitches think they slick
Sneakin' around fuckin' around whenever we're not around
Actin' all sophisticated spending money that she didnt make
I get so mad that i could slap her actin like she cleopatra
Aint no need to ask shes a slave to tha money and im the master
-nate dogg

Jul 20 2005 8:21PM
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Leckett
Posts: 0 - Karma: 13
yo ill h00k u up

NS SKATEBOARD
Jul 20 2005 8:26PM
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USA
Posts: 2201 - Karma: 11
man you are one pathetic loser (creator of the thread)

no me gusta acls


also known as pussyfooter
Jul 20 2005 8:33PM
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sneather
Posts: 6672 - Karma: 19
who would make a thread asking random unkown people for a g/f

Jul 20 2005 8:39PM
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