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did i get dumped last night?
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i was soooo drunk last night. and i think i got dumped but i can't remember??? oh well/
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'sweet i can be seen sober with you' -- my friend dom to a previously not hot, now hot girl he was meeting.
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dude, i went to a kegger and me and my buddy were fucking WAAAAASTED, and i guess we walked back to his house, i didn't know what the fuck happened till this morning
'Anyone got any hot sisters they wanna sell?'
-skipimp_
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slip it in her and if she gets pissed then yes you did.
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and i said: 'well, you see, night time and daytime are two entirely different times' - Skipimp_
Pimpin since Pimpin be Pimpin been Pimpin
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with girls always ask their friends and they'll tell you anything you want. but that means you gotta stop making fun of her friends. and for some, that's too hard.
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I don't think any of us want to know what happened between you and your buddy last night madd-trixx. although it sounds as if the two of you woke up with your boxers on backwards.
fuk that
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I'd love to help you, but I say, just talk to her friends.
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'skogen-chick likes box. Thats hot.'
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'if you were doing one of them doggystyle and she flexed her butt cheeks, your dick would get ripped off.'
~Alpentalik on the subject of Serena and Venus Williams
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Haha jizack, that was gold, BURN!
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that was a major burn, boxers on backwards, hilarious, thatll b hard to comeback to mad trixx
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you're right..i can't get anything to say to that. it's a hard one
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-skipimp_
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chances are with such a gay NS icon you would have been
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'Just Jib It'
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you ain't got much room to talk shlong, your icon sucks ass to.
fuk that
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yes. yes you have been dumped. i just asked her after i took my cock out of her mouth... she than proceded to laugh after, one of those evil laughs too
fau-q
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haha jizack thats GOLD
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seth
Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol
nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
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how is bob marley smoking a spliff gay?
and as for the backward boxers, that's cause we were to wasted to put them on right after running the train on your mom
'Anyone got any hot sisters they wanna sell?'
-skipimp_
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fuck man it took you and you little ass ramming buddy days to come up with that one.
fuk that
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yeah jizack thats great, ive never heard it before either, ahh im still laughin my ass off
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it apears that jizacks owns this thread.
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someone find the messanger, and don't forget to shoot.
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whats the deadline on coming up with a come back on the forum, 24 hours?
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Hey, after you take a crap and wipe your butt and then go to wash your hands, do you guys turn on the faucet with your wipe hand or the other one?
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there is no deadline, just the longer you take the more you are a tool, and just that much more time you take, you get it that much more in the ass from madd_trixx and his 'friend'.
fuk that
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he he... that is really funny....
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'hey you got a peny? you have more than that... your holding out on me.' some national judo champion talking to Charles on the streets of toronto outside the strip club.
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damnit, i wasn't even going to try to come up with one, but then when i replied to the icon comment it just kinda came to me
'Anyone got any hot sisters they wanna sell?'
-skipimp_
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