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Pro Hos With STDs - The Official Thread
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In the best interest of keeping our population of pro athletes as clean and healthy as possible, I think its important to start an official database of all known and established Pro Hos and their STDs.
This is a serious matter.
Someone start us off here...
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Rando we met at a party: "OH yea, i'm here wiht my girlfriend anjelica"
Friend of mine: "Oh yea? who are you sponsored by?"
hahahah
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you are a kook and know fuck all about surfing, you koby cant make it can't make it on tour hahaha when hes towing into 60 foot + bombs at jaws and doing crazy stuff at numerous crazy slabs all over the world, competing aint shit , dane renoylds doesnt compete, ozzie wright, asher Pacey, the list goes on and on its called freesurfing, getting photos in mags, macking sick vid parts just like skiing just becasue you choose not to compete make you a better skier or surfer..go back to jersey and get your urban snow blade on fool...... you dont know shit and can proably barley ride a goat boat let alone stand up.
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Then why is Dane on the WQS this year? If I was from the East Coast I wouldn't surf. All of you self-righetous Australians make me sick.
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Go for a long snowlerblade of a shoet pier, you dont know shit about surfing or skiing.
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i concur, australians are lame, smelly, and self riteous. go fuck yourself aussiepimp.
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go smoke a bears pole fool. your a poor excuse for a seppo and that aint saying much.
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we speak english over here
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pros should watch out for aussiepimp, i'm pretty sure hes more of a pro ho than this
angelica girl. he starts a different thread about a different pro everyday. oh yea, and pull stefan thomas's dick out of your mouth before you respond, and maybe i'll be able to understand your weak aussie comebacks.
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a girl getting all upset about being a pro ho means she is a pro ho
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Up!
This is a PSA and cannot be left to die!
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TO ALL THE "PRO HOES" SHIT GOOD FOR YOU BANGING PROS. IF I WAS A PRO I WOULD BE SMASHING ALLLL THE DIMES I COULD PULL. AND IF GIRL PROS FUCKED SHIT I WOULD RAIL SARAH BURKE FOR DAYS
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Pro hos aren't a bad thing - they just become a bad thing when they spread disease all throughout the skiing community.
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hahaha! i cant believe you did this! your awesome!
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stefans is a friend of mine actually that ive known since i was 15 and he is exctremley under rated and one of the best pipe skiers in the world ... you on the other hand are just as under rated but you are under rated for being giving the best head west of the colorado river, it should best in north america if not best in the westren hemisphere.. did you burp??? casue i can penis?
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did you burp casue i can smell penis>??
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let me preach.... let me preach.... i said goddamnit let me preach.
all this stupid nonsensical bullshit being spouted off is straight retarted.
bitches aint shit but tricks and ho's. that is harsh i know, oh let me tell ya that shit is HARSH. but its fucking true. girls are fucking crazy anything with a vagina is fucking nuts to some degree. and if there super bad ass tubular righteous bro jea.... than there a fucking ugly dyke.
i DO NOT MEAN fucking crazy in a bad way, but every girl in your life is gonna pull some shit on you and your gonna be like WHAT THE FUCK? IS THAT FUCKING REALLY HAPPENING? IS THAT BITCH REALLY THAT FUCKING CRAZY?
so at the end of the day all i can tell you is to FUCKING DEAL WITH IT.
there will be pro-hos till the end of time. but hey thats a good thing right? and once she gets std status she can get kicked to the curb.....
oh and dont call me a douche because its just a harsh reality that if a fine ass slut gets passed around the pros its all good till she gets the clap then shes just some skizzy bitch that nobody wants. so im not sayin i like it, im just saying the ma'fuckin' troof
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just because you feel the need to justify yourself, combined with your NS name, makes me laugh at your daftness.
Ahhhhh hahahaha.
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haha, this thread is worth reading for Aussiepimp's lame comebacks. keep 'em going, buddy- i have a feeling we've just scratched the surface of the terrible insults you're capable of.
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1. catherin
2.katie
anybody who live in salt lake city watch out for these two
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werent you the girl who fuck tj schiller and somehow a bunch of people ended up getting ahold of the video of it or something
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Dude, you wanna see pro hos, go to X-Games in Aspen. Man, they are all over in the bars there. I go every year. HA
This girl was like
Giirl....wow you have Oakley, are you a pro
Me......No I just like Oakley
Girl.....well thats close enough..
WTF? Talk about an easy lay. Too bad she was ugly, so I just walked away. Good times...good times..
Any one going this year, let me know. I have a huge room in the town of aspen.
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this is by far the best Thread on all of newschoolers... thank you lil horsey
I'm going to add to it:
Tanner Hall
Chris Biollo
Simon Dumont
Jacob Wester
TJ Schiller
Kyle Decker
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It's not quite that easy...but it's not too hard. I recommend the bar scene in d-town Denver.
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In the words of a wise friend ...
""dont hate on pro hoes, they are the ass you are going to be getting for the next 10 years"
Peter to Sammy
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mmmmmmmmm girls dont sleep with guys becuase of money or fame, they sleep with them because they love them and that is all.
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why is this in ski gabber?
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This is very relevant to the skiing community.
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i love this thread this should be stickied so people know whats up
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its Warchal. Ps i am working on being pro....not there yet but ya know soon enough.
PS get braces
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im not gonna lie, id let angelica give me dome
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