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Wiercinski
Posts: 30 - Karma: 10
I was just wondering how many people here have sacked thereself sliding a rail??

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Jul 10 2005 12:56PM
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Bulky
Posts: 1054 - Karma: 11
almost all i would guess

Jul 10 2005 12:57PM
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bret
Posts: 2845 - Karma: 833
i have, and i wouldn't recommend it to others. it's a less-than-stellar experience.




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Jul 10 2005 1:52PM
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canadianskier
Posts: 601 - Karma: 184
other than the ladies who hasn't sacked themselves

Jul 10 2005 1:53PM
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USA
Posts: 2201 - Karma: 11
ive been close so many times its not even funny, i guess i kinda did on a c-bow rail at PC but other than that, too many close calls



"your like 12 years old???? that girl is illegal for msot of us to be looking at..."
-later about 10 seconds in another post-
" oh, i thought you were a guy, hmm, well your nice looking." P-JO


also known as pussyfooter
Jul 10 2005 1:55PM
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freestyle_rich
Posts: 1854 - Karma: 10
i came really close but i hit the inside of my leg. On my bike however my feet slipped off the pedals after hitting a step down; my pee felt like fire for a week.





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Jul 10 2005 3:11PM
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jib-unit00
Posts: 6704 - Karma: 18
i did when i was first learning kinks..then every once in a while...im still all in tack tho

yea, it might be because he has asian in him, but tanaka is more funny than that andy faggot. i'd probably watch the chinese tanaka show.
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Jul 10 2005 3:15PM
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MWenzel
Posts: 337 - Karma: 29
ive done it countless times it hurts really bad but everything is till here and working.

Jul 10 2005 3:59PM
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BumPskiA
Posts: 196 - Karma: 10
Yeah I do it when I'm trying to change up on the rail






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Jul 10 2005 4:03PM
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Ahmets_Brother
Posts: 20283 - Karma: 5,931
never

member 9020 newbies are our future unless if we stop them now! BOGART!!
Jul 10 2005 4:19PM
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denial
Posts: 77 - Karma: 10
hah came close.

a friend who was boardsliding a bench new years eve on a skate board had a good fun talk with those telehealth, a phone in medical advisor line...


Jul 10 2005 4:38PM
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*DrewT*
Posts: 7768 - Karma: 480
not in a while. Ive been close a lot though

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Jul 10 2005 5:00PM
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Knewnews
Posts: 2093 - Karma: 477
i have hit my inner leg but never the sac, i don't think i could slide rails again if i did that.

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Jul 10 2005 8:39PM
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dweezileast
Posts: 9661 - Karma: 276
boxes are the worst. specially wide ones

jack.

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Jul 10 2005 8:41PM
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garrett.
Posts: 9304 - Karma: 3,670
not i

cant tell me shit about the tricks of this trade switch blade with a little switch to switch the switch blade switch from a 6 to 16 inch blade shits like a samarui sword a sensay


Jul 10 2005 8:42PM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
Ive only done it once.

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Jul 10 2005 8:43PM
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alev
Posts: 7819 - Karma: 410
yea ive done it, not fun. but learning kinks this year i would have if the rail was 6 inches higher

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Jul 10 2005 8:46PM
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crooks
Posts: 14693 - Karma: 786
haha

Jul 10 2005 8:47PM
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$westside$
Posts: 2934 - Karma: 18
ive always thought of wearing a cup while skiing...or is that cheating?

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Jul 10 2005 9:01PM
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jetski
Posts: 375 - Karma: 10
Its called "flossing" when chicks do it. Not pretty.

Jul 10 2005 9:25PM
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montageskier
Posts: 4725 - Karma: 126
I have and my balls hurt for about and hour. I was slidin a c box and fell right on my nads.

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Jul 10 2005 9:26PM
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alpineplease
Posts: 2789 - Karma: 1,756
From here on, say I if you read my post.

"somebody stab this nigga."
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Jul 10 2005 10:39PM
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Coalescent
Posts: 4871 - Karma: 2,063
i did it once it sucked

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Jul 10 2005 10:50PM
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D-40
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yeah i did at keystone on the wall ride. i was trying to 180 on/off but i went a little too fast and didnt turn all the way

Jul 10 2005 11:20PM
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man_in_pimp_hat
Posts: 8 - Karma: 10
the man in the pimp hat must protect the sack or his hoes would be pissed ass hellllll but that dont mater cause hed slap a bitch

Jul 10 2005 11:25PM
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sketchlinefilms
Posts: 1557 - Karma: 10
i jumped onto an A frame rail sideways and my backfoot got caught on the rail and stopped me so i did the splits right over the A...it hurt like a raped pussy on labourday

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Jul 10 2005 11:26PM
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ThePoopSock
Posts: 2619 - Karma: 22
i was disastoring a falt down and i didnt have enough speed so my back ski got caught on the kink part of the rail and i turned sideways racked myself and double ejected to a face plant...... and laying on the ground i was greeted with laughs from the chairlift

Jul 10 2005 11:33PM
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man_in_pimp_hat
Posts: 8 - Karma: 10
hey sketchline geuss what nobody likes you and you aint get no pussy so why dont u go talk to one of my hoes and pay me some cash money motha fucka

Jul 10 2005 11:34PM
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WONTON
Posts: 6951 - Karma: 55
maybe a cup would be a good idea

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Jul 10 2005 11:35PM
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USA
Posts: 2201 - Karma: 11
haha i just remember a funy thing, we were doing trains though the big mnt park, and i decided i wanted to bunnyears-snowplow steeze on these picknic tables, and my legs split and they fell under the table, skis still on, and i get stuck at the end of the rail with my ass high like im ready to be raped, and my friend just comes barreling into me and rolls over me with skis and all and falls in from of me and everyone else who was in front of us stoped to laugh, and i couldnt stop laughing as i got unstuck, so classic



"your like 12 years old???? that girl is illegal for msot of us to be looking at..."
-later about 10 seconds in another post-
" oh, i thought you were a guy, hmm, well your nice looking." P-JO


also known as pussyfooter
Jul 10 2005 11:36PM
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Schoening
Posts: 14332 - Karma: 1,266
i was sliding the 40 footer at whistler and i was setting up for the 270 out and right at the end my legs split and i was fucked

Jul 10 2005 11:37PM
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*NWFT*nUkkA
Posts: 503 - Karma: 11
well there was this up flat down rail i hit once. i was trying to gap the up hit the flat and 270 off flat by passing the down. well i pop and i go up and get scared and just come straight down to my nuts on the rail. the flat is like 6 feet off the ground. so im dyingg. i dont want ot lean over the side cause its a big drop so i slide down the down smashing my balls more. well that ended my day. driving home my balls start swelling slowly. after about 3 hours they were like the size of 2 golf balls each. i just try to sleep the night and ice em. they dont go down. i go to the doctor and he has to stick this needle in and suck out the fluid. most pain ever. had to do that every day for a week to get them back to the normal size.

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Jul 10 2005 11:51PM
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Girays_Brother
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i did once back in the olden days, it didnt feel good at all

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Jul 11 2005 11:12AM
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MWenzel
Posts: 337 - Karma: 29
hahaha

Jul 11 2005 1:39PM
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Jwenz
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Me

Swollen is the way to go, holla
Jul 11 2005 1:40PM
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Joemuench
Posts: 883 - Karma: 10
sag ur pants low enough and it just gets caught up before you have the time of your life.


Jul 11 2005 11:23PM
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scofield
Posts: 7973 - Karma: 2,466
well i was sliding this dude's rail one time and it got so intense that as i came down, he squeezed his legs together and sacked my balls between em.. thats the only time i recall though

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Jul 11 2005 11:33PM
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dandoy
Posts: 5522 - Karma: 13
My seamen dont even scream nomore. They're hardened from life learning 270s to down kinks.




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Jul 11 2005 11:45PM
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albatross.
Posts: 4380 - Karma: 772
"i was sliding the 40 footer at whistler and i was setting up for the 270 out and right at the end my legs split and i was fucked"

ahahaha i tihnk i saw that from the chair! you just kept drifting and it looked like you had it but the end of the rail just caught your balls.

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Jul 12 2005 2:15AM
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