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Am I an asshole?

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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
Here are 3 recent e-mails...I feel kinda bad, but I cannot stop laughing. am I an asshole?


RYAN BURT
to me
5:56 pm

Dear Patrick,



I have been trying to contact you to respond to your inquiry about our online degrees.

Recently you received a voice message and/or an email from me. I have not heard from you as of yet.

I am following through on my commitment in assisting you with the pursuit of your educational goals. I am here to provide you with the appropriate information specific to your needs. Please contact me so we can discuss your options with the University of Phoenix Online. I know that achieving your education is a goal that you want to attain. Take a moment to reflect on the initial reason you inquired to the University of Phoenix Online. What, specifically, will this degree do for you? If you know you need this degree to get what you want, why wait any longer?

Currently, I am accepting applications for our next semester. You may download an application form, or simply pick up the phone and call me. Courses begin soon, and you still have time to enroll. However, please contact me soon, as class sizes are limited and deadlines are fast approaching.

RYAN XXXX

Enrollment Counselor

University of Phoenix - WIU Online

Business: (800)366-xxxx

ryanxxxxx@phoenix.edu



Patrick Melvin
to RYAN
5:58 pm

Ryan,

If you e-mail me again, I will have my lawyer sue you. Do not write to me ever again, except to apoligize.

Sincerily,

Pat


Ryan Burt
to me
6:04 pm
Pat, I'm sorry, I'm not sure for what but I'm sorry. I will update my files to say you are no longer interested.

THANK YOU
Have a great day


-Pat
www.wbpfilms.com
EST.
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Jul 7 2005 5:22PM
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sugarloaf
Posts: 7866 - Karma: 299
MELVS YOU'RE SUCH AN ASSHOLE!!!!!!!

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-> Colleen
HN3
Jul 11 2005 11:26AM
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bermbuster49
Posts: 7445 - Karma: 90
hahaha thats great, nah your not an asshole.

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
Jul 11 2005 12:00PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
he was probably a poor nerd looking for a friend

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Sheldon

If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze
Jul 11 2005 2:18PM
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-=koLLac=-
Posts: 4122 - Karma: 11
when telemarketrs call my house I pretend I can't hear them...I say "ummm, I can't really hear you too much...whad was that?" and repeat that until they scream...the I laugh and wait for the to hang up in embarassment






i hope harvey bans you just so i can piss on your digital grave.
~mommy
Jul 11 2005 2:29PM
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ECFS-Attitash
Posts: 2573 - Karma: 13
that poor nerd was more than likely a 29 year old dude from india pretending he was in the US. I bet they're outsourcing their recruitment at University of Pheonix

i ski for Head
Jul 11 2005 6:27PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
no, they e-mail me all of the time

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis
Jul 11 2005 6:50PM
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