So today I'm at work and me and some kids i work with are telling some funny stories. So this one kid starts telling his story........
"My brothers roomate was having buttsex with his girlfriend at his house when all of a sudden his parents came into the drive way and he pulled out a bit to quick and she shit all over the couch. So the dad comes in and says what the fuck why is there shit all of the couch. The kid says must of been the dog (the dog was brand new about a week ago and was still a little puppy). So the next day the kid and his girlfriend comes home and ask his dad where the dog is. dad replies "I shot the fuckin thing, wouldn't stop shittin all over the couch" The girl starts balling her eyes out
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