Well...I come to a conclusion that well...you guys suck, and I am god. So worship me now. Haha no, my average would be about 45-50 on 9 holes, you guys are prolly just really good. And Derek would also be good, just not compared to you 1337'5 (LEET'S IN HARDCORE LANGUAGE)
who cares, he killes the skiing, and that's all that matters. just because someone is good at something, doesn't mean they have to be immortal, and amazing at everything that exists. they're still human beings man..
My dad got me a membership to a club one year and forced me to go into the tournament and I got 138 for 18 holes. I got bored a couple of times and resorted to kicking the ball in the hole and they counted ever kick. The bastards.