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Zach D

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zmanalex
Posts: 452 - Karma: 10
Hey so ive been hearing a ton about this fool lately but ive never heard of him untill the war trailor where he gets nutted. Has he like won a comp or been in a movie that i didnt hear of?

KISS THE RINGS BITCH!
May 27 2005 1:22AM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,141
Uh... one of the best up and comers over the past few years, most recently, rode for Armada in orage masters. I thought everyone knew who he was, actually. But it's ok. Admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery. Step 2 is, go to www.theory-3.com and get a copy of Breathe and Stop, watch the Safety Meeting trailer and buy that too when it comes out.

It's ok. Admitting you have a problem

May 27 2005 1:24AM
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Marg
Posts: 1385 - Karma: 748
ya zach all the way rumour has it he pokes boobs with antlers

I GOT A NEW ACL!!!

I LIKE K2
May 27 2005 1:37AM
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ItsPhil
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i heard he has bad table manners

May 27 2005 1:56AM
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SoupCurry
Posts: 1847 - Karma: 731
i heard he was a third testicle and a malignant tumor on his pinky toe

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May 27 2005 2:56AM
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Bundo
Posts: 2197 - Karma: 49
zach didn't compete this year beacuse he wanted to concentrait on filming and try and live up to his three main influences, anthony, abma and pep.

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May 27 2005 3:29AM
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chowbox
Posts: 317 - Karma: 10
Yea has this dude even won a comp?

He's sponsored by Armada and all that jazz, but what has he really done?

I bet he can't even do a 360 but just slides rails.

May 27 2005 5:10AM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
^yeah i bet you're right. he probably sucks. he probably can't even tie his own shoes



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May 27 2005 5:13AM
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guddgulf17
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right. im sure he cant throw a 3 with influences like pep, abma, and anthony

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May 27 2005 8:18AM
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bromleyskiier
Posts: 75 - Karma: 12
i heard he wets the bed

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May 27 2005 10:16AM
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NickMartini
Posts: 7761 - Karma: 8,356
no way me too!

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May 27 2005 10:33AM
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hazel_32
Posts: 170 - Karma: 14
i hear he has an ingrown toenail, and that hes out walking his dog right this moment

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May 27 2005 10:44AM
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pat-rickdaigle
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i'm anxious to see his part in war







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May 27 2005 12:50PM
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Lineskier-101
Posts: 7863 - Karma: 22
Watch his little part in the Booter Crunk trailers, and look at the poll, he's in second for rookie of the year.

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May 27 2005 12:54PM
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Dorey
Posts: 433 - Karma: 19
i heard that hes really fat and stinks like rotten shmegma and churches waaaaaaay to much nd he cant ski worth shit, hes terrible at rails and can barley do 3s and they are just pretending hes in WAR he actually doesnt have a segment. he sucks at school too.

' Keep fit and have fun!'
May 27 2005 1:00PM
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ineedarealname
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i heard he plays the guitar and lives in a hippy van

May 27 2005 1:05PM
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Marg
Posts: 1385 - Karma: 748
doreys go it right he does smell pretty rank

I GOT A NEW ACL!!!

I LIKE K2
May 27 2005 2:08PM
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Lineskier-101
Posts: 7863 - Karma: 22
He's also very nice, he just hooked my up with a good deal on pants.

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'arguing on the internet is like competeing in the special olympics, even if you win your still retarded.'

Do you have UNCONTROLABLE URGES TO SPIN OFF THINGS... WHILE WEARING SHOES? Join the UUTSOTWWS cult!

"I like driving switch, I'm also getting better at turning unnatural"- talking about cars
May 27 2005 2:12PM
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dooner
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has abma or anthony ever won a major comp?

May 27 2005 2:16PM
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scofield
Posts: 7973 - Karma: 2,466
he's an ethiopian midget

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May 27 2005 2:17PM
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Marg
Posts: 1385 - Karma: 748
has abma or anthony ever won a major comp?

No But your gunna win comps zachry

I GOT A NEW ACL!!!

I LIKE K2
May 27 2005 3:32PM
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erknz
Posts: 943 - Karma: 256
he is from time AND space




All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz and I'm fine.
May 27 2005 4:49PM
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jerad
Posts: 3236 - Karma: 47
dude i heard zach d quit skiing and is starring in star wars episode 7 with samuel l jackson

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May 27 2005 5:14PM
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SoupCurry
Posts: 1847 - Karma: 731
i heard he was born in a small native village in alaska and was raised by rabid whales

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May 27 2005 5:22PM
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DoUbLeF
Posts: 335 - Karma: 11
once Zach got with a girl..and I got with her later on..does that mean me and Zach kissed? I HOPE SO!!!

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May 27 2005 5:22PM
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Durtschi
Posts: 6897 - Karma: 1,878
hes to lazy to build jumps unless they are onto crazy ass urban rails





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May 29 2005 8:24PM
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Ryno
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zach has a wicked case of butt mud

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May 29 2005 8:33PM
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Five40Guy
Posts: 4733 - Karma: 39
The other day he was sooo nice... HE DID HIS OWN DISHES!


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May 29 2005 9:13PM
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Bundo
Posts: 2197 - Karma: 49
uter, hansel, skeeter and johan, this is svendal, your computer mouse and boy have i got some news for you, everytime i bring home a woman to the spaceship zach always steals them because he is so incredibly handsom. his boots smell.

ALASKA PRIDE
May 30 2005 12:58AM
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pikupfulofsnow
Posts: 2077 - Karma: 9,696
his boots do smell.

May 30 2005 9:43AM
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pikupfulofsnow
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when you work that hard its understandable to have swamp boot.

May 30 2005 9:44AM
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Marg
Posts: 1385 - Karma: 748
Rumour has it that he says backpack like "beckpeck." And he poops with the door open like stu chapman they should get married cuz there so gross together

I GOT A NEW ACL!!!

I LIKE K2
May 30 2005 9:10PM
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*Peterson*
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^ haha besides that zach d is a chill guy and i even heard he likes to eat pickles and cheese --- guess where that is from i wonder...

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May 30 2005 10:44PM
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Cam.S
Posts: 70 - Karma: 10
just wait till WAR comes out u will realize that zach owns rails and that he made it big without winning any big comps. just out of pure skill

May 30 2005 10:57PM
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trevorwoulddoit
Posts: 6153 - Karma: 199
Cam your long soft flowing locks are what's going to help you make it big.



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May 30 2005 11:16PM
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KeegLove
Posts: 10166 - Karma: 55
hes only like the hottest thing in skiing right now jeeze get with it buddy, haha

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May 30 2005 11:32PM
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eheath
Posts: 61110 - Karma: 118,348
i dont even no who this dude is

whats up now bitch




"i'm sure 99% of this site knows that jon gets laid more than 99% of this site." strode420

high north session 2
May 30 2005 11:33PM
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Mat_P
Posts: 24 - Karma: 13
Zach D is probably my father and I don't even know him

Mat P jibba masta
May 31 2005 1:04AM
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freeskier1316
Posts: 1771 - Karma: 27
that dude has crazy mad skill


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May 31 2005 1:38AM
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albatross.
Posts: 4380 - Karma: 772
i hear he has a skid stache that covers the whole lower half of his face, and when he talks his voice is high pitch and makes his lips vibrate creating like an out of tune harmonica.

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May 31 2005 1:38AM
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[~_~]
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Zach has small shoes that fit me. I sometimes wear them when he's not looking and when he wants to put them on he's all like "ooh darn. Now where did I put my foot pants" why he calls them "foot pants", I have no clue.

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May 31 2005 2:03AM
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Five40Guy
Posts: 4733 - Karma: 39
to reinforce the thread topic at hand here you can catch zach in one of his many awesome segmetns this fall from Poorboyz "WAR" Theory3's "Safety Metting" or Rage Films "Booter Crunk"

therefore those that do not know, or have no heard of this child that sometimes is refered to as Sir Longsberry The 3rd... well then you will.


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May 31 2005 3:49AM
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Powerade
Posts: 62 - Karma: 10
He can't ski face it, it's a lie!

May 31 2005 4:14AM
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nothanks
Posts: 13551 - Karma: 31
Haha, are you both coaching this year at Windells?



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May 31 2005 9:30AM
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SoupCurry
Posts: 1847 - Karma: 731
i think just tim is coaching at windells...but zach is coachin boarderline

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Luke Tanaka
May 31 2005 12:19PM
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Marg
Posts: 1385 - Karma: 748
justin timberlake skis better than this homo head
he cant even reach behind his head hes so unflexible

I GOT A NEW ACL!!!

I LIKE K2
May 31 2005 1:14PM
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joe_schuster
Posts: 217 - Karma: 601
by the end of next season i wanna be able to tie zachs shoes for him and grow facial hair as long as his.

May 31 2005 7:20PM
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eheath
Posts: 61110 - Karma: 118,348
^cool?

whats up now bitch




"i'm sure 99% of this site knows that jon gets laid more than 99% of this site." strode420

high north session 2
May 31 2005 7:29PM
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char
Posts: 77 - Karma: 10
randomass stories about people you don't know... soooo hot right now

this is where the pennies go.
May 31 2005 9:05PM
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shawnm1260
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word charlie, im glad someone says it

May 31 2005 9:21PM
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NBCskier
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yup






SGB

May 31 2005 9:28PM
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