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... so the condom broke Part II
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Well she was a week late which made me shit myself, but she had her period. Thank you for all those who gave support and FU to all you who told me I was a father
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Im sure its just some sort of non period related bleeding, you still have a chance to be the father.
"When evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve."
" i saw samuel l. jackson sessioning some urban rails with emilio estevez a few years ago" i_am_a_skier
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Congratulations. thats actually great news. But i don't think you ever answered my question last time which was "what brand of condom were you using?"
Like a virgin on promnight!
-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
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'naahhmahhnahh
hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"
"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"
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^probibly saran wrap coated in salt
"When evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve."
" i saw samuel l. jackson sessioning some urban rails with emilio estevez a few years ago" i_am_a_skier
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^ she was bleeding because i stuck my immensely large meat in her last night (sorry im in a bad mood)
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No, Im glad your not gonna have a baby INfernohits, last thing I want is your offspring running around being a dumbass. Please never have children.
"When evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve."
" i saw samuel l. jackson sessioning some urban rails with emilio estevez a few years ago" i_am_a_skier
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what are you gonna name the child?
'Has you ever had an abortion? Surely you should try something before you say it is bad. Because I was very anti-Burger King, but then I went there and I had the flame grilled, ain't it, and you know it was like amazing.'-Ali G
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durex sensative something
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i figured as much. Durex have a reputation for breaking.
Like a virgin on promnight!
-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
.C.C.R..P.P.P.
'naahhmahhnahh
hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"
"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"
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get some trojans they rock!
STFU and ski
"how about a jib for the mentally unstable aswell. maybe a picture of a kid with down syndrome on a box"-anathema
Peace
CJGN
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Lucky Lucky Man
------Julian
I guess u can call me Julian
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Durex Sensithins? I always use those they are the best. Anything else feels like you have a roll of duct tape rolled around your cock. Too bad that happened man, I hope the sex was worth fatherhood!
'wow....ATLANTASKI should be dragged behind a truck at 90mp/h over rusty razorblades, stabbed multiple times with ice picks, raped up the bum-bum by rabid gorillas and then shot....'-big_white_hucker
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please name him Durex
BLINGBLINGBLINGBLINGBLINGBLINGBLINGBLINGBLINGBLINGBLING!!
*NWFT* imma strait gangsta bytch!
in science class i sat down to fast and you know how you can sit on your balls. well i did and i sat down really fast and crushed them and right when i sa
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hey, congrats man, thats good to hear.
does any1 no the name of the song that goes WHOOHO! dunananna WHOOHO!skierdude11
please... that is not a question... it is a quote. i know the song. and no, most of you have it wrong anyway.
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trojan colors break
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I sell hats
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name the kid after the condom that broke that created him. that would be priceless. "daddy, why did you name me durex?"
Offical NS Pastor, Rabbi, Ayatolla, and Revelator
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^ hahahhahaa
next time though, dont use that condom. get one that wont break. for shure. but congrats on the fact that your not gonna be a dad.
how about a jib for the mentally unstable aswell. maybe a picture of a kid with down syndrome on a box - anathema
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well did you knwo a woman can have her period for up to 3 months after becoming pregnant?
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Gotta Love the Midwest
I have reinvented myself from CmuSkiFreak
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I feel your pain! That is how my cousin had a kid!
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just use the magnum, and go magnum mashin
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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.
D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
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YAY!
Stay Classy Newschoolers
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That doesn't mean shit that she has blead. I know atleast a couple of girls who had sex then blead and then a week later were pregnant. So don't think you are completely in the clear just yet.
-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
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^ya read up on it homie you can keep having a period still, you need a preggo test to be more certain
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"What the world doesn't understand," says Craven, still zigzagging through the parking lot, "is that what we don't have enough of is cold, not heat."
Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.
D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA your condom broke
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~Listen son, said the man with the gun, there is room for you inside~
Doctor said son, you have Reggaemylitis
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yeah, definately get a pregnancy test from like rite aid t make sure.... your never too careful with something like this
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'm so mad that bhill kicked me off the team!!!11!1one!!!11!!1eleventyone!1
Just ski.
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haha thank god i am only 15.... thats all i can say
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next time this happens just find the planned parenthood number and find out where the place is and go buy a morning after pill for 30 dollars.
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what does 15 have anything to do with?
R.I.P Kp you will be remembered
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maybe he's still shootin' blanks?
open up, we're coming inside. What's it feel like to know you're gonna die?
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you can have sex at 15. being 15 means nothing
how about a jib for the mentally unstable aswell. maybe a picture of a kid with down syndrome on a box - anathema
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dude i sent you a "world's best dad" hat with a number 1 on it... that was like 9 bucks! what a waste!
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at our planned parenthood they give us stuff for free.
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stickers dont stick after they've been stuck
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i know a couple of girls that were on the pill even and got pregnant. they still got their period too
'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
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My time is winding down.............just wait for it
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listen to this 3 girls who I work with all got pregnant on the pill each within a month of each other, I thought there must be something in the water where I work or something.
R.I.P Kp you will be remembered
J-crew
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^ thats scarey. i hope you hadnt slept with any of them
how about a jib for the mentally unstable aswell. maybe a picture of a kid with down syndrome on a box - anathema
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dude, that's when I started, age has absolutely nothing to do with it, unless your balls havent dropped yet...
"Are you kidding? You can't return this cheese."
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omfg....hahahahahah....you are my hero man.......
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I know like 15 virgin women who have become pregnant after never having sex.
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maybe their babies will grow up to become young jedi masters like anakin
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Youll fuck up again and be a father next year
coz it's easy once you know how it's done
you can't stop now
it's already begun
you feel it
running through your bones
and you jerk it out
jerk it out
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u beat me to it....but i still laughed!
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if your going to bang twins, cover your head!
If your on your knees...rep the steeze!
ENORM Condoms. The new hot core company.
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thats awsome man dont use them ever again
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johnnys in the basement mixing up the medicine, im on the pavement thinkin bout the goverment
johnny likes skinny girls but never turns down a fatty
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just give the baby to me.
red bull, it gives you wings!
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I was gonna go with anathemas idea of the pressure washer up the pussy
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i'm not even trying to be mean...but, you look borderline retarded -freerider_klo
My girlfriend wants to experiment with 'doggy style' because regular stance is becoming boring. The only problem is that she's really small and I think I'm too big to really give it to her. I'm 25 and she's 11 years old. What should I do?? - some newb
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I hope you remember to remind your child as much as possible that he or she was a total mistake and that you hate him, and when the doctor wouldnt abort you, I tried to cut open your mother with my teeth in order for you to die. if you do that, your kid will get straight As and do whatever you say.
'Its pretty sad when your penis is longer than the amount of air these little kids are bragging about.'
Thisangelicrage: "i would do jon olson"
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oh man, i just found out my freind got his girlfriend pregnant
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