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Favorite Anchorman Quotes
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I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.
-Brick Tamland
...really anything he says is pure GOLD!!!
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Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy, like that.
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Ron Burgandy:
I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.
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Brick - I DONT KNOW WHAT WERE YELLING ABOUT!!!!
Brick - LOUD NOISES
West for the evening news team - Hey nice clothes gentlemen...I didnt know the salvation army was having a sale
Brick - Hey! Where did you get those clothes? At the toilet store?
Brick - Hey Ron! Im riding a fury tractor!
Ron - You are a real hooker .. and Im going to slap you in public
Veronica - You have way to much pubic hair
Ron - Actualy thats a point of pride.. Im very proud of my main of pubic hair so thank you
Veronica - You have man boobs
Ron - You have a dirty whorish mouth is what you have
Ron - Im going to punch you in the ovary.. thats what Im gonna do.. Straight shot.. Right to the baby maker
Veronica - Jaz flute is for little fary boys
Ron - Ok, you know what? Thats uncalled for, I cant work with this woman
Ron - La lalalala Oh baxter you are my little gentleman.. Ill take you to foggy london town because you are because you are my little gentleman.. This burrito is dilicious but it is filling
Ron - Guess what I do.. I know that one day, Veronica and I are gonna get married on top of a mountain. And theres going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlans of fresh herbs and we will dance.. Until the sun rises.. And then our children will form a family band.. And we will tour the country side and you wont be invited!
Brian - Im telling you this lady is realy crawled in Rons head
Brick - Hehehehahahaha, good one!
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haha i don't remember that one
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hi im veronica cornigstone tits mccgee is ut tonight
hi im tits, im ron burgundy
and whats love ron
wel its kinda like... gonna find my woman gonna hold her tight, gonna make some afternoon delight.
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you dont get much do you?
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Champ - I woke up this morning and I shit a squirel. I mean it. Litteraly. The hell of it is, the damn thing is still alive! So Ive got this shit covered squirel down there in the office. Dont know what to name it
Brick - Ohh Im sorry champ, I think I ate your chocolate squirel
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Im gonna take your mother out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her back.
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"Hey Everyone, Come see how good I look!"
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Hey Brick were did you get that Grenade
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Ron: stay classy san diego
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And now, 3 time emmy award winning Ron Bergandy, and Tits McGee!
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mmmmmmm i just burnt my tounge
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dude i did not stop laughing throughout that whole movie... it was grand
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a kid in my business class answered a question with that, the whole class was laughing and the teacher let us out early cause he thought it was funny.
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I'm locked in a glass case of emotion
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The arsonist has oddly shaped feet.
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he everyone come see how good i look
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Ron Burgandy: "Nine hundred ninty-nine..gasp...one thousand"
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This just in everybody..... Cannonball
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I'm Ron Burgundy, go fuck yourself, San Diego.
I have no idea where he would have gotten ahold of German pornography. But you and I are mature adults; we've both seen our share of pornographic materials. Oh, you never have? Of course you haven't, how stupid of me. Neither have I. I was just speaking in generalities. Right. I'll stop by the school a little later, Sister Margaret. Bye.
Apparently, my son was on something called "Acid," and was shooting a bow and arrow into a crowd.
Put down the gun, and let the marching band go! We'll play it off as a prank.
I'm storming your castle on my steed, m'lady.
People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.
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Brick: "There was this guy on fire, and horses, and i stabed a guy in the heart with a trident."
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i know it's not a quote but i laugh so hard when the motorcycle dude just picks up baxter n punts him off the bridge
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Brian - "Did you kill that guy with a triad?"
Brick - "Yeah.."
Brian - "Man you better hang low for a while."
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what did you say? im sorry i dont speak spanish
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i have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich maughany.
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1. milk was a bad choice
2. im stuck in a glas cage of EMOTION
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............it's called the octagon
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MOTHER OF PEARL!
HAMMER OF THOR!
TEA KETTLE!
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Your invited to the Pants Party!
Are you trying to say there is a party in your pants Brick?
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come estas , bitches!!!!! (haha thats as closely as i could translate cause i dont knnow spanish)
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OWW! Knights of Columbus!!
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another great one is :
now heres 4 time emmy award winner ron burgandy and tits mcgee!!!!!!!
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The Human Torch was denied a bank loan.
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Yes, it's quite pungent, it stings the nostrils... in a good way though. Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you: that stuff smells like pure gasoline
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