yeah, so apparently i've become the new test subject for faking different disabilities with random strangers. yesterday me and a group of friends decided to go to the gym, from which all have memberships, except for me. when i was walking over to the desk to fill out a form and whatnot, one of my genious buddies got the idea that i should play it like i was deaf. me, being the idiot i am, decided to go along with the idea. so i get up to the counter and my buddy joel (lanks) is acting as my sort of translator, and it was just the funniest thing to see the lady speaking loudly and clearly, as if i were reading her lips... haha. later, my friends informed me that that girl is always there so from now on, every time i come to the gym, i'm deaf. woohoo...
and apparently now i have to fake a different disability everytime i meet somebody new. ideas that have come up were that i have a studder, i'm mute, blind (although that would be hard to pull off). you guys have any suggestions for a funny way to prank these poor S.O.B's?
stick that in your pipe and smoke it!
keep it real.