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Faking disabilities

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Anathema
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yeah, so apparently i've become the new test subject for faking different disabilities with random strangers. yesterday me and a group of friends decided to go to the gym, from which all have memberships, except for me. when i was walking over to the desk to fill out a form and whatnot, one of my genious buddies got the idea that i should play it like i was deaf. me, being the idiot i am, decided to go along with the idea. so i get up to the counter and my buddy joel (lanks) is acting as my sort of translator, and it was just the funniest thing to see the lady speaking loudly and clearly, as if i were reading her lips... haha. later, my friends informed me that that girl is always there so from now on, every time i come to the gym, i'm deaf. woohoo...

and apparently now i have to fake a different disability everytime i meet somebody new. ideas that have come up were that i have a studder, i'm mute, blind (although that would be hard to pull off). you guys have any suggestions for a funny way to prank these poor S.O.B's?


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May 20 2005 10:47AM
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DANETRON
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quadrapeligic(sp) or retarded

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May 20 2005 10:50AM
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SKYLINE_WHAT
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don't forget to wear a helmet

May 20 2005 10:55AM
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j.bird
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i thought the title meant tomsthing else. My step bro's real mom, has this "disease" called fibro mialga(sp?), where she just aches and hurts all over her body... she lives 20 min away, and in the morning she wants me to come get him for school b/c she can't drive with her medication. this is a bullshit disease... venting.... sorry i was late for school this morning b/c of her lazy ass. back to researching the teacher is comin...

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May 20 2005 11:02AM
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MissMontana
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please have epileptic tourettes. i dont know if thats possible but i think it sounds amazing.

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May 20 2005 11:02AM
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Anathema
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haha, yeah a suggestion was tourette's, but thats kind of overplayed. and plus, i wouldn't be able to pull it off without laughing.


stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

-Justin
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May 20 2005 12:14PM
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Apple
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hahahahha see if you can pull of an amputee or being blind, or having a lazy eye, or having a hugely anoying nervous twitch(im talking full body movement), and when your picking up chicks, try to pretend to impatient. that would be hallarious.

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May 20 2005 12:18PM
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MacMahoooon
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^ do you mean impotent?

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May 20 2005 12:19PM
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Apple
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yah, thats probaly the one.

Justin! you could pretened to have really bad spelling like me!!

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'naahhmahhnahh
hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
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May 20 2005 12:25PM
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Jacob_W
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pretend you're a cat

I leave it up to you
I hope you find a good excuse
Because I've given about all that I can give
I could try to count the times
That I've been through this in my mind
But I'm running out of fingers
And I don't have that much time
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May 20 2005 12:48PM
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ItsPhil
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narcolepsy
pretend to fall asleep all the time

May 20 2005 12:54PM
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mnjib
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my buddy has turets. he doesnt sware at all he just has a tick.(jerks his head every once in a while and mumbles somoething but its not cussing)


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May 20 2005 12:56PM
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katesd
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Just act like you have down syndrome. The trick is whenever you talk, keep the end of your tongue touching the roof of your mouth. Never fails.


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May 20 2005 1:14PM
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Anathema
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and keep the fingers in twisted, awkward positions, and let the drool flow...


stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

-Justin
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May 20 2005 1:25PM
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Ski-hobo
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Act like you have cerebral palsy and get a wheel chair, then go watch My Left Foot and get the motions down.






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May 20 2005 2:18PM
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hendrik.
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act OCD about anything - cleanliness, articulation, touching...

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May 20 2005 2:21PM
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asac
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i'm half deaf. what.

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May 20 2005 2:49PM
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DANETRON
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skitsophrania(sp?)

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May 20 2005 2:52PM
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sKILOve07
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hahaha thats so funny... too bad you didnt get in for free....

May 20 2005 3:09PM
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vincepru
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TIMMEY!!! TIMMEY!!!!! TIMY TIM TIM!! TIMEY!!!!!!!!

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May 20 2005 3:15PM
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NickMartini
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ahahhaha that ius the funniest thing i heard in a while

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May 20 2005 4:44PM
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katesd
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I seriously recommend that all of you try out what I just said up there. Right now sitting at your computer, just try talking that way. You'll sound like a genuine retard.


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May 20 2005 5:20PM
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Anathema
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hmmmmmmm, i don't get... SHIT FUCK ASS TWAT... AHHHHHHHH... excuse me. i don't get it...


stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

-Justin
(dfp represent)


keep it real.
May 20 2005 5:54PM
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Jessbuff
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Yo, I totally did what you said and I sounded sooooo retarded! hahahaha, next time I want candy, I know what to do!

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May 20 2005 6:37PM
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Lateralis
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a few years back we were passing through orillia and stopped at the mall. i waited in the vehicle for a little bit cuz i didnt feel so hot shit but anyways i was looking around and looking at everyone and everything i see move like anyone does when theyre in a public place. i see this guy in a wheelchair asking people for help to open the doors and help him with his bags and shit. so he rolls across to parking lot acting like he is paralyze and i was watching him like a hawk. this guy stops at his trunk of his car and pauses and looks around to see if anyone is watching and he just bolts right out of his wheelchair, opens the trunk, picks up the wheelchairs and tosses it in and runs into his car and drives off



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May 20 2005 6:42PM
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Skipig25
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That's awesome. What a bastard tho

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May 20 2005 8:15PM
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alev
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just keep dancing constantly but carry on a normal conversation



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May 20 2005 8:47PM
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Matty.
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Bypolar or whatever! Like:
"Oh the day is so nice today, everything is going how I want it to be."

"What the FUCK are you looking at???"

"Hi, what's your name :D"

"FUCK YOU!"

"It's nice to meet you"

You get the point. Act like that.


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May 20 2005 9:14PM
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vincepru
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^haha i have a relative whos like that, im scared of him

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May 20 2005 9:15PM
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sugarnspice
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I pretended to be in a wheelchair so I could get in a porno

true story, good one too


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May 20 2005 9:32PM
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SteezePatrol
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whore, your probably serious too

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May 20 2005 9:42PM
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katesd
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justin... please videotape these events. then post the videos.


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May 20 2005 11:55PM
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EastcoastAR5
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ive pretended to be blind with a blind stick and huge black sunglasses.

But me and my friends would get in a wheel chair and sit on our leg and wrap it up so it looked like we had one leg or what ever adn we did the funniest shit. one thing was going ot the library wheel around for a little for everyone to see, then just stand up unwrap the leg and just walk out. the expressions were so priceless



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May 21 2005 12:04AM
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KeegLove
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hahahha yes do this, and also haha thats awesome what u did ahahh ur translator hasha thats great!

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May 21 2005 12:10AM
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lanks
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ahahahahah! i just did it, and instantly became a retard. gold.


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May 21 2005 1:06AM
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katesd
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^ hahah, pretty good ain't it?


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May 21 2005 1:46AM
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lanks
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lleleennnsnshhhvvvn!


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May 21 2005 1:52AM
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(Jonesy)
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pretending to be blind is by far the best. wear some dark shades and bump into shit.

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May 21 2005 3:34AM
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Luc.
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i did it right when i read it and i was pissing myself laughing....

anathema this is pretty fucking funny however was this chick hot at all?becasue that would majorly suck becasye then u woudltn even have a chance with her becasue she would think u are a total low-life becasue u pretended to be def.....hahahahahahaha....im still laughing

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