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Hunting Groundhogs

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Kevo
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So I am chilling at the farm and there is nothing to do so I decided to go hunt groundhogs. Before some of you hippies get pissed at me, the little bastards are bad news. They dig holes everywhere, and then horses break their legs in them. Yesterday I got out the .22 mag and got one after sitting on the back porch for only 20 minutes. I'm goin out to try again now, any one have any advice besides the caddy shack bs? I don't have smoke bombs or access to smoke bombs, so that is out of the question too.




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May 17 2005 12:00PM
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DANETRON
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May 17 2005 12:08PM
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Apple
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find both of his holes, light a fire at one end and wait for him to come out the other.

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May 17 2005 12:57PM
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MissMontana
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i live out in the boonies on a massive amount of acerage and my dad is ALWAYS looking for new ways to get rid of groundhogs and gophers. he found this thing called The Rodenator. check it out online. basically, its a gnarly deal that shoot like, dynamite or something into the goipher hole and BAM it explodes. the noise it gives is really satisfying too, its this fucking HUGE shot. hahaha its so badass. and it comes with the COOLEST helmet!

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May 17 2005 1:55PM
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http://www.rodenator.com/

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May 17 2005 1:56PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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hire me....ill crawl around and blast every one of those suckers

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May 17 2005 3:06PM
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friday01
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yeah i have a shitload of em. we try to shoot them with a bowe. or else we just catch them in a cage and let them go somewheres. we spray painted this one cus my mom thought it would come back but it just made the thing retarded and it just sat there when we let it go. then i just walked over to me when i was standing there barefoot. it was weird.

May 17 2005 3:50PM
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Kevo
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HAHA! I should get the rodenator! The fire thing might be a good idea. There are sooo many of them I want to kill. Hipefully I'll get a few more before I leave here on Saturday.




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May 17 2005 7:33PM
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sacchettiadam
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just go to the opening and ask if they all want to come and play wiffle ball or something.



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May 17 2005 8:57PM
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zachakskibum
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chase them around on 4 wheelers with paintball guns

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May 17 2005 9:06PM
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Kevo
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^screw paintball guns, I am using a rifle. Tomorrow I am getting up really early to kill at least a few of em. Hollow points vs. groundhogs...good times.




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May 17 2005 9:14PM
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sacchettiadam
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just catch them and rease them back somewhere. dont be a dick.



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May 17 2005 10:31PM
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T.L.
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theres at least one in my backyard. we nemed it jeffwee (jeffery in retard language)

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May 17 2005 10:35PM
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ItsPhil
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dress in camo and paint your face
it will make it more exciting

May 18 2005 1:21AM
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ItsPhil
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and make sure you use the navy seal signals

May 18 2005 1:21AM
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katesd
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wow, when I first read that, my mind interpreted it to say "grunting hounddogs"


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May 18 2005 1:43AM
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KeegLove
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brilliance, sheer brilliance.

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May 18 2005 1:51AM
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t-mack101
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i always sit outside in the summer and shoot the fuckers with my .30-06

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May 18 2005 8:42AM
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mk2
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sweet the rodenator is awsome. one time me and my friend were killing groundhogs at his cottage so we poured half a can of gas in one end of the tunnel and then trew in a match bgest explosion ive ever seen. it was fucking awsome

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May 18 2005 10:25AM
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Kevo
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my god! a 30.06 would obliterate a groundhog. The little .22 mag hollowpoints I use will take of their lower body.




To love the times we have
To like what makes us sad
To live when others die
To lose and say goodbye
To last until our moment comes
May 18 2005 11:52PM
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ilovehead
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Haha, i did that at my house, except when i went to the uncovered hole and the ground hog popped out, i didn't have anything to hit it with and by the time i thought about kicking it, it went back down. But then i never saw the groundhog again, i think i burned it alive.

May 19 2005 1:20AM
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wiglaf
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ahh i hate people like you... just release them some where else right?? wrong.. then they just become problems for other people.. fucking city people do that shit with all kinds of animals out here,, fucking cats up the ass here....

smoke them sons of bitchs out, kill ever last one

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May 19 2005 1:29AM
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t-mack101
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more fun less to clean up

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May 19 2005 8:33AM
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