me and my good friend matt are always getting into these heated arguments and it turned into a freestyle battle, and we need judges, who won guys?
sherLocke9: damn homie you take what i say word word for word, do it again ill disconnect ya jaw on the curb you cant fuck with these words that i spit and cut loose, im the illest nigger, ill even curb papoose
sherLocke9: you slow son
Matt Drbs 1221: Paul, look at your car and your hair, trying to curb papoose would be unfair, he'd verbally assault ur white skinny ass, he would deff. change the task at hand, though ur rhymes were almost clever, your whiter than wally and the beaver
sherLocke9: clever doont rhyme with beaver
sherLocke9: son you da angry fool that get heated and don't observe. ill lay you out with
the words its what you truly deserve. from now own we live papoose out, cuz you and me, we aint got enough clout. we'll just chill on our secondary online freestyles and argue it out this way, we can do it for miles. but i aint trying to make it longer then its got to be so imma kill you the length of a city street
Matt Drbs 1221: Don't try to tell me how to rhyme beaver, I'll chase you down in the residence witha meat cleaver, I'll slice your head worse than your worse drive, Just face it, you wouldn't be alive. I'm the sickest thing out here since the plague, have ur ass scared, you wont eat, you'll be skinnier than a chicken leg. Have your ass lookin over your boney shoulders, but watch out, I might be comin front, hit you in the head with something blunt, crack your skull into some segments, ill turn your face back into elements
sherLocke9: that was sick matt
Matt Drbs 1221: thanks
sherLocke9: we should freestyle argue from now on
Matt Drbs 1221: ok
Matt Drbs 1221: you go then
sherLocke9: alright bitch
Matt Drbs 1221: how long you gonna take
sherLocke9: c'mon son attackin my appearence? how bout somethin real like my ideals? wait you got no clearence... im too high for you in this rap game you cant reach, and my rhymes is so fresh just like whites washed in bleach. you chitter chatter bout askin kaitlin out, but you aitn done it yet, and you wanna dig her out? good luck with that homie you need to grow a pair, that mighta been a low blow but who said rappin was fair? i bethcyou cant get at me with what you got stashed, up in ya small mind son ill smoke you, you'll be cashed. like the bowls i smoke, them bowls full a grass. elevate the mind, and turn me rhymes into cash. im leavin homie im out im first and you gonna be last
sherLocke9: i had to think of a good one you killed me last time
sherLocke9: even that isnt too good
Matt Drbs 1221: Paul, dont make me deck you, why let pressure affect you, me tellin you not to hit chips thin isn't like the world on top of you. But I guess not everyone can be great like me, and don't worry, I'll be the one tellin Karen when she is free. I just want to get a quick cum on you see, withdraw and cum on the tities, all the girls want my seed so i stick my sperm into the cold and let the freeze, face it, the world is gonna be filled with little matts, they may be little fast, but it would be better than if it was little pauls, a.k.a little rats
Matt Drbs 1221: fats*
sherLocke9: son karen doesnt want none of ya small minded lyric, shes got a beutiful mind and body not to be tainted by ya small dick. why would i let you want to cover the globe with ya ignorant self, son your rhymes sound like you boguth em off the shelf. so quit jibber jabberin about my golf game as well, since you've been playin the damn game since you were twelve, ive only been in the game for about a year, and your skills im touchin son, and sometimes its too near. you must be nervous thinkin i might be someday better. and ohh yeah just remember, i make my girl a whole lot wetter.
sherLocke9: why would i let you cover the globe*
Matt Drbs 1221: I still don't get what your trying to sum up, you got a pussy and it must be that time of the month, i see, you dont have enough money to buy any tampax, so just sell your body to the max. And when your spitting close your mouth, because it smells liek too much down south, and I dont mean alabama and all them hicks, im talkin about all those "customer" dicks. My bank account supasses yours about 3 ro 4 times, 3 or 4 times just like my rhymes. It takes about that much longer to htink of your rhymes, lookin at the dictionary all the time, bein ugly as you should be a crime. You shoudl be so lucky to see me spit, your hair makes you look like cousin it
sherLocke9: again you talkin like you know about pussy. if you made a move on a prostitute she wouldnt get busy. so stop frontin like you know what that shit all about. the last time you had sex you had a dick in ya mouth. so you can go home and wank it to some porno website, while ill be visiting my girl in the dark of night. the rest i leave out cuz you couldnt handle it, the only thing you can handle is ya own dick. and occasionally i take a little longer to spit that fire. thats only cuz i think about what im sayin and i aint trying to be a liar. cuz you frontin falsely about what you do, is exactly what that makes you.
Matt Drbs 1221: Your pickin weak rhymes, like the D A picks crimes, front on me you won't see the sun rise, have your family at your bed side, so don't even try to supass me, it hasn't worked anytime. I can't pick out what is weaker, your golf game or your sound producer, a.k.a. the dick seeker. Your mouth is always filled with shit, whether it be my foot or a dick. So stop spitting cum breath, or I will have to lay you to rest
sherLocke9: once again spittin falesly we gonna have to think of a name for you. these words are tight and when they around ya neck ya turnin blue. so quit jivin about my sexuality son cuz you got no clue. i been through more than three and half what you been do. little paul on the way true? ohh no shell out that money and destroy that honey cuz life would suck with a kid, i couldnt even afford a crib. so shit has to go down the way that it did. but i got lucky and didnt have to feel that guilt of takin a life, until you're faced with that all ya rhymes about sex is trite.
Matt Drbs 1221: Well next year well see, Ill have some nice florida pussy, your gonna have to settle for eskimo box, or eskimo cocks. What everyou prefer, i ainut gonna judge, But damn, I'm eatin your rhymes for lunch. They only quench part of my appetite, maybe I shoudl go on a diet, but nevermind that shit son, atleast I weight more than a crumb. You skinny ass nigga, your not much bigger than some vermin critters
sherLocke9: diet you should get down on cuz homie you pounded the ground on, every step that you take, homie look out cuz on the richter scale you makin 9.8's. you oughta be ashamed of your typical american ways, eatin fast food almost every day. stop being a consumer slut cuz mcdonalds wendys taco bell and the king aare fuckin you up. eat some real food and get healthy holmes, take some of that weight off ya stressed out bones. then maybe some florida trick will atend to your pants bone. but if you aint be doin that i cant see it happennin and ohh ya fuck that frigid pussy up north i got her unravellin, that lingerie for me that sent her way. i got the chick and the mind, okay!?
Matt Drbs 1221: Half the rhymes you say dont even make sense, just try to stop and think. You are some boney ass dude, you couldn't beat up a cartoon. Atleast I can bench with the plates, you gotta get your weights where you shoudl be getting dates. All the girls laugh when they see what your putting down, 85 lbs. You haven't even been to gym in almost a month, so shut your skinny ass mouth up you fuckin runt. You look like a beanpole and spit like a desert cause your rhymes are mad dry, just like the way you leave your girl karen everynight
sherLocke9: they aint makin sense cuz you dont have the mental greatness once again you cant stop an think about ya own ignorance. lyrical freedom and license is what im pressin motha fucker, so dont attack my physical strength my mind will eat yours sucka. and if you wanna claim to be as tough as you be? be comfortable in ya own skin and stop hiding behind me. cuz i see you at times you be scared of yourself. if you was in the library youd never be taken off the shelf. cuz nobody be checkin you out, so im waterin this page to end the lyrical drought. my words is generally positive unless im attacked, so get at me again and ya neck i will snap.
sherLocke9: alright since i went first and we should laugh at eachother now you get last licks and then we are done
Matt Drbs 1221: You don't have the strength to snap anything except a slump, that slump being the one of how much you can suck. Who knew you could get any lower than you did, your always robbin the fuckin crib. Atleast my girl in mind doesn't still suck her thumb and growin her first teeth, and atleast she doesn't get pick up from chuckie cheese. Your lyrical mind isn't greater than mine, thinkin that is a capital crime, only punishable by death or suicide. You weak ass pussy would go out the quick way, gettin hung on your underwear like you get hung on my lyrical ways. Alright im done playing with you son becuase I'm about to go play with your mom.
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