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Name that cat....

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girl_jibBer
Posts: 761 - Karma: 14
I've had a cat for two years now and I have yet to name it....he's orange and kinda fat. My vet is mad that I haven't named him yet.
Any ideas....


The troll stole my Santa!
May 15 2005 12:36PM
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supervore
Posts: 613 - Karma: 10
orange and fat... i'd name it garfield

May 15 2005 12:36PM
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thewavebb
Posts: 1082 - Karma: 20
what do you call him? "Cat"?

May 15 2005 12:37PM
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ryan.c
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yeah garfield is good

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May 15 2005 12:41PM
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Public_Enemy0255
Posts: 2994 - Karma: 17
biggie

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May 15 2005 12:52PM
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Shaggy
Posts: 4349 - Karma: 17
call him bitch, so whenever you call it, its gonna be "COME HERE BITCH", or "HEY BITCH", "EAT THE FOOD BITCH"


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May 15 2005 12:54PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
speed bump




Derek
May 15 2005 12:59PM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
Flufferina.



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May 15 2005 1:02PM
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dandoy
Posts: 5522 - Karma: 13
Bob

Snus - a Brownish, Swedish nicotine mixture placed under the upper lip. Big with athletes, construction workers and Swedes in general.
May 15 2005 1:18PM
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sacchettiadam
Posts: 2930 - Karma: 31
if its a fat lazy cat call him bob^ but if its like hyper call it noodles



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May 15 2005 1:21PM
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Public_Enemy0255
Posts: 2994 - Karma: 17
or doggle

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May 15 2005 1:23PM
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(Jonesy)
Posts: 2594 - Karma: 20
i'd stick with cat, or kitten.

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May 15 2005 1:30PM
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vincepru
Posts: 5474 - Karma: 17
hahaha speed bump

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May 15 2005 1:32PM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
meow meow kittie kittie

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May 15 2005 2:27PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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speaker,dot,woman,lamp shade,mah jongg,lisa,bart,bunny,hairy,bitch,sex,cock,anus,fuck,phuck,nig,tree,grass,pollen,snow,ass,colgate,pickle,jerry,mouse,man,automatic,button,shoe,tv,movie,calc,paper,spanish man,501,christopher,bert,alex,hoover,ink jet,scanner,jap,chink,kitty poo,shit,junk,kid,lemondrop,hog,cooter

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May 15 2005 2:32PM
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wuestinator
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heithclif like the old school cartoon




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May 15 2005 2:42PM
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katesd
Posts: 1483 - Karma: 11
shark bait.


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May 15 2005 2:46PM
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frp1080
Posts: 1706 - Karma: 10
yeah what do you call him now? how do you get it's attention if it has no name

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May 15 2005 3:25PM
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girl_jibBer
Posts: 761 - Karma: 14
i usually just call him 'little fucker'...but i just need a name to give to the vet

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May 15 2005 3:31PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
Mister mistoffolees


stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

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(dfp represent)


keep it real.
May 15 2005 3:38PM
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therealshiznaz
Posts: 234 - Karma: 10
I'd say name it dog, that or hosehead

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May 15 2005 5:12PM
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LostCarKeys
Posts: 2553 - Karma: 20
Hosehead... haha




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May 15 2005 5:44PM
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Jackpot
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Siver

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May 15 2005 5:47PM
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Luc.
Posts: 7540 - Karma: 59
i with seed bump......

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May 15 2005 5:56PM
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Luc.
Posts: 7540 - Karma: 59
wow i can spell.......speed* bump* im*

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May 15 2005 5:57PM
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Kornn101
Posts: 3534 - Karma: 25
yeah speed bump is ill

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May 15 2005 5:59PM
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SteveStepp
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name it after a pro skier






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May 15 2005 6:06PM
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pierceme
Posts: 1483 - Karma: 11
i named my cat samson after half baked.





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May 15 2005 6:26PM
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bigsky_gurl
Posts: 1455 - Karma: 40
Look under my pics at my orange and fat male cat. His name is dork, bow down.

Lard ass
husky
sabertooth kitty
master
the king
brown eye

Dont forget your snorkle ~ Bridger Bowl
May 15 2005 6:32PM
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Prospect
Posts: 202 - Karma: 10
hahaha

May 15 2005 6:33PM
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katesd
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scythe


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May 15 2005 7:18PM
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alpinecowboy84
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i always say name your pet after a dictator, either that or something really boring like, fred. or ted. i named our cat fred.

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May 15 2005 7:28PM
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TheClap.
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rupert pinswoggle or i got a cat and its orange so it looks like big bird wiped his ass with my white cat


May 15 2005 7:59PM
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freestyle_rich
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i named my kitten alexa, so don't copy me!






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May 15 2005 8:37PM
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DrGonzo729
Posts: 1312 - Karma: 10
if your going to name after half baked name him killer after scarfaces dog, or brian because brian is the shit

-------Numbers have dehumanized us. Over breakfast coffee we read of 40,000 American dead in Vietnam. Instead of vomiting, we reach for the toast. Our morning rush through crowded streets is not to cry murder but to hit that trough before somebody else gobbles our share.----------------------------------D alton Trumbo, 1970

May 15 2005 8:40PM
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Develop
Posts: 431 - Karma: 18
just name it 'dude'



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May 15 2005 9:40PM
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jsg
Posts: 7701 - Karma: 534
Fat USELESS PICE OF SHIT.

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May 15 2005 10:17PM
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T.L.
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rocko


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May 15 2005 10:23PM
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ATLskier
Posts: 8203 - Karma: 406
i had the same idea.

speed bump is the best name for a cat ever!!!!!!! If I ever get a cat later in my life, I will name it speed bump.

i cant take him[liam downey] seriously cuz his name reminds me of that downy bear from back when i was a kid -d loc

Imagine the ns outcry if u(lateralis) were banned. There would be countless threads and petitions to bring u back, it would be like when treadway got banned from whistler. Someone would probably make and sell 'Free Lateralis' stickers and shit. -j
May 15 2005 10:29PM
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guddgulf17
Posts: 3037 - Karma: 10
i agree with speed bump. or tons of fun

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May 15 2005 10:35PM
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thewavebb
Posts: 1082 - Karma: 20
My cats are named: Oscar and Snickers

May 16 2005 12:20AM
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KeegLove
Posts: 10166 - Karma: 55
name it : fat orange coloured useless peice of shit.

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May 16 2005 12:27AM
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powder_2_the_people
Posts: 1801 - Karma: 13
doormat


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May 16 2005 1:10PM
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DANETRON
Posts: 6671 - Karma: 137
fat fuck, fat ass, or name it after ur vet. For example doctors name: George waldo Cats name: George Waldo.

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May 16 2005 2:53PM
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KillerMonkey
Posts: 6435 - Karma: 108
i call my cat by cat, like "hey cat" "come here cat" and stuff like that. I'd prolly name it either tina or tigger

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May 16 2005 4:24PM
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Stryken
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dinner.

We'll have you dead pretty soon.
May 16 2005 11:21PM
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(Jonesy)
Posts: 2594 - Karma: 20
to copy anchorman, dr. kenneth noisewater.

or to copy bob dylan, mr. bojangels

"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams man. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later." R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
May 16 2005 11:36PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
totally go with speedbump
and then when he gets run over, have a good laugh

does any1 no the name of the song that goes WHOOHO! dunananna WHOOHO!skierdude11 please... that is not a question... it is a quote. i know the song. and no, most of you have it wrong anyway.
May 16 2005 11:49PM
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[~_~]
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I named my cat "Mittens"...but just because I said that doesn't mean you can name your cat mittens, because if you do, then I'll have to kill you with an axe.

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May 17 2005 12:02AM
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brogilvie
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You should call him Tac, because its cat backwards. Or you can call him dog, because he is a cat, but if you called you cat Dog, then it would think it was a dog instead of a cat, but in fact it really is a cat and not a dog. If I ever get an animal of some sort, Im going to name it, Tac, Dog, or Tiger Woods.



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May 17 2005 12:25AM
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whattheshit
Posts: 6562 - Karma: 107
name it t-hall yo, that shit is whack. for REEAAAAAALZ

HAHHAHAHAHA

fuck, name it like pussy or something

May 17 2005 12:56AM
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