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Video Game Porn?

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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
i was watchin somthin on tv and saw somthin on a game called bmx xxx. its like this bmx game with porn in it and shit. sounds like a concept to me.
Oct 28 2002 5:05PM
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johnnypsunami
Posts: 5024 - Karma: 221
hahaha weerd that is fucked up dude, i wanna check it out
lol
What the hell were they doing with a car on the moon?... havent they gone far enough?
Oct 28 2002 5:17PM
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caleBCaleb
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i dunno, i saw an add and it looks like all you can do is ride around as a topless chick.

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Oct 28 2002 5:21PM
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Lord_Piot
Posts: 3727 - Karma: 13
imagine that

gamer 1'no d00d x+x+circle is to flip her around'
gamer 2'NO D00D! thats to bend her over her desk'
gamer 1'ohhhhhhhhhhh'
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Oct 28 2002 5:25PM
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cams
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 26
that would be pretty hilarious to have a porno game.. i have sex tetris on my comp.. kinda funny


Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
Oct 28 2002 5:57PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
Leisure Suit Larry?


''There's no fruit on the tree without the roots.''
Oct 28 2002 6:00PM
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Line1260
Posts: 1946 - Karma: 14
larry laffer is god


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Oct 28 2002 6:04PM
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lineskier10
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what if it was for ps2 and you could get a fake vagina controller to fuck if you beat a level, and they could put a rumble pack in it so it would vibrate, ahahhaha
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Oct 28 2002 9:06PM
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i_am_retarded
Posts: 581 - Karma: 10
it's called dave mirra XXX, and basically you can earn money by going in comps and such and then you can spend it at the strip clubs and such

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'sweet i can be seen sober with you' -- my friend dom to a previously not hot, now hot girl he was meeting.
Oct 28 2002 9:34PM
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tremblantripper
Posts: 1501 - Karma: 18
wurd to that, this game is the shit!!
are they like computer animated chicks or what/



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Oct 28 2002 9:53PM
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madontarian
Posts: 425 - Karma: 11
imagine there was a video game where you had to walk around town trying to get it on with any chick you find on the street, some chicks are easier then others, that would be a cool concept.

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Oct 28 2002 9:57PM
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Detective
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 59
'what if it was for ps2 and you could get a fake vagina controller to fuck if you beat a level, and they could put a rumble pack in it so it would vibrate, ahahhaha'


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Oct 28 2002 10:18PM
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i_am_retarded
Posts: 581 - Karma: 10
they should make that

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'sweet i can be seen sober with you' -- my friend dom to a previously not hot, now hot girl he was meeting.
Oct 28 2002 10:44PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
reedys right, i have started a monster
Oct 28 2002 11:28PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
they should do that or make a joy stick thats a penis that vibrates...right guys? that would be cool right? wouldn't it? huh, guys?


''There's no fruit on the tree without the roots.''
Oct 28 2002 11:55PM
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dez22
Posts: 2959 - Karma: 65
there r games for computer where your goal is to get laid

they r pretty fun... but you have to actually try to get chicks :/
'pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DVD (he's not to bright)

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Oct 29 2002 4:00PM
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Diabhal
Posts: 1003 - Karma: 10
There is also DOA: Beach Volley ball, no shitting, and you baiscly play volleyball with hot chicks in bikinis, and if you do well they take off their tops. It's kinda fucked up, but still sweet.
'cause i don't get twon days of in a road silly' me trying to make sense

'why is panties plural but bra is singular?'

-are you still drinking jf?
-no no no... thats uhhh all behind me, why? are you buying?
Oct 29 2002 6:50PM
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dez22
Posts: 2959 - Karma: 65
nah they dont take there tops off..... do they
'pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DVD (he's not to bright)

'nah im still going to ski, im just going to board when im... bored...' darryl hunt
Oct 29 2002 6:56PM
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Phrosty
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or do they?

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Oct 29 2002 7:50PM
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Ds91260
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do they? wha they do!?
Oct 29 2002 8:14PM
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CalgaryJibber
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thats sims hot fate, im a sex machine.. in the game...
R. Kelly, R. Kelly, I wanna lick yo bawl sweat

scuse me, escuse me, i need to get by now
Oct 29 2002 9:58PM
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