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I need sex and money

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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
We'll start the bidding at $500

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'Itâ??s a wonder I havenâ??t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
May 5 2005 12:01AM
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Public_Enemy0255
Posts: 2994 - Karma: 17
hahah giggle giggle

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May 5 2005 12:03AM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
i bid 550 !

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I am so takin' the waffles... that's right brandon. I took your waffles

*NS SKATEBOARDERS*
May 5 2005 12:03AM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 132
come on ladies. just look at his icon, how could you resist

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go to jibij
May 5 2005 12:13AM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
thats what im sayin


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-Matt

I am so takin' the waffles... that's right brandon. I took your waffles

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May 5 2005 12:31AM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
Look at his icon, ahaha a poor mexican man shit there are ton's of them and if you take one you must take them all.

Just kidding mexican's kill it!

"Plus I saw Nick (Calskierx) throw the sickest Rodeo 7 off a natural hit this year on them. He did brake his full face helmet though".....Skimasterflex
May 5 2005 12:34AM
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french_fry
Posts: 4698 - Karma: 53
600 + a blowjob...come on keep this auction going





Gravity sucks

'Weighing in at only 125 lbs, I could easily bench double my weight as a senior in H.S.; maxing out at an outstanding 245 lbs. I still had the build of a small person.' - d-loc


"I only drink on 2 occasions. When I'm thirsty, and when I'm not."
May 5 2005 12:34AM
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Sashac
Posts: 3197 - Karma: 88
658

May 5 2005 12:35AM
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ItsPhil
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 11
$660.50

May 5 2005 12:38AM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
too ritch for my blood... damn

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I am so takin' the waffles... that's right brandon. I took your waffles

*NS SKATEBOARDERS*
May 5 2005 12:56AM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
$300 and my left nut. it's all i got man...


stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

-Justin
reppin' the dfp


keep it real.
May 5 2005 12:58AM
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Matty.
Posts: 9458 - Karma: 105
$227, my hair, and my star wars cards. I'm desperate!


-Matt Hollman
May 5 2005 1:03AM
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switchskier88
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 12
ehh if i wasnt poor id try and outbid these fuckers, but i can prolly find a hooker for a lot less so i wont bother

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'The deep south? Isn't that the place where the black people are lazy and the white people are just as lazy, but they are mad at the black people for being lazy?'
May 5 2005 3:14AM
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prophet
Posts: 4734 - Karma: 1,007
you give me 10 dollars!

May 5 2005 3:27AM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
shut it c.n.a.p :)


stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

-Justin
reppin' the dfp


keep it real.
May 5 2005 3:51AM
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Craigskis
Posts: 6648 - Karma: 1,636
Jay pay me a grand and i'll do you...

live by the N.E.R.D
May 5 2005 4:39AM
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DANETRON
Posts: 6671 - Karma: 137
$987654321.123456789

My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard. And they're like, "You wanna trade cards?" Damn right, I wanna trade cards. I'll trade this, but not my charizard.

"I took the bullets outa fifty and put them in my fo five"

LINE kicks ass

May 5 2005 9:32AM
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nothanks
Posts: 13551 - Karma: 31
38 cents



Stay Classy Newschoolers
May 5 2005 9:37AM
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katesd
Posts: 1483 - Karma: 11
d4n33n4d wins, he can have you.


-katie
May 5 2005 11:32AM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,122
now that he is over and done with, i'm next in line, who wants to bid on me?

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-'Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman

May 5 2005 11:54AM
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katesd
Posts: 1483 - Karma: 11
^ haha, that's a funny joke


-katie
May 5 2005 12:00PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,141
He's not mexican. How dare you say such a thing.

May 5 2005 12:05PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,122
yah, looke more rustafarian.

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-'Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman

May 5 2005 12:10PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
jay, you should swindel all these kids and say that they all won, but that they need to claim their prize on diffrent days. No one would ever know...

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
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hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"
"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"
May 5 2005 12:17PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,122
I think you just let the cat out of the bag.

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-'Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman

May 5 2005 12:22PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
You've all won. Contact me to find out when you receive your prize.

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'Itâ??s a wonder I havenâ??t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
May 5 2005 12:24PM
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katesd
Posts: 1483 - Karma: 11
Jay, when do I recieve my prize?


-katie
May 5 2005 12:37PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
whenever you want.

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'Itâ??s a wonder I havenâ??t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
May 5 2005 12:40PM
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katesd
Posts: 1483 - Karma: 11
I see.. I can't really think of a clever response to that


-katie
May 5 2005 12:47PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
How about "I'll be over in 5"?

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'Itâ??s a wonder I havenâ??t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
May 5 2005 12:53PM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
How about I'm over 5?

Commander of the Silent Army Viva La Resistance!
May 5 2005 1:08PM
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221
Posts: 3488 - Karma: 11
steal a pig. fuck it then sell it, you should be able to satisfy your urges and make a cool $300.

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'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'221 is fucking hilarious'
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nigga4life on green christmases:
10 pounds niggaz shit is green fo real
stacken Gs niggaz
May 5 2005 1:10PM
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DANETRON
Posts: 6671 - Karma: 137
i dont want him im. a dead beat bidder who did it for the thrill of bidding. put him up for auction again and complain about me not paying like on ebay.

My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard. And they're like, "You wanna trade cards?" Damn right, I wanna trade cards. I'll trade this, but not my charizard.

"I took the bullets outa fifty and put them in my fo five"

LINE kicks ass

May 5 2005 2:42PM
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DANETRON
Posts: 6671 - Karma: 137
o shit wrong quote this is the one i meant

My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard. And they're like, "You wanna trade cards?" Damn right, I wanna trade cards. I'll trade this, but not my charizard.

"I took the bullets outa fifty and put them in my fo five"

LINE kicks ass

May 5 2005 2:43PM
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Ktownchic
Posts: 1774 - Karma: 2
hahaha this is funny.

May 5 2005 2:56PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,122
like most topics on NS.

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-'Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman

May 5 2005 2:58PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
Would anyone like to donate to the Jonas Train Wreck Fund, 'cause I just got served.

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May 5 2005 6:14PM
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proZach
Posts: 7163 - Karma: 917
no. that's a terrible fund. fuck jonas.


(zach)
May 5 2005 7:20PM
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KillerMonkey
Posts: 6435 - Karma: 108
well you can whore yourself to 500 fat chicks for $10 a piece or 50 really fat chicks for $100 a piece.


Or a pair of fat twins for $500

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May 5 2005 8:02PM
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tricksterboardin
Posts: 662 - Karma: 10
i dont like where this thread is going

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CANADA KICKS ASSS
May 5 2005 8:06PM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
Hey, fat chicks need loving too!

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May 5 2005 8:39PM
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Skipig25
Posts: 10729 - Karma: 256
more bang for your buck (get it?)

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May 5 2005 8:49PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
The money doesn't go to Jonas, it goes to people like me who get maimed by his stealth-like insults.

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'Itâ??s a wonder I havenâ??t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
May 5 2005 9:56PM
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Craigskis
Posts: 6648 - Karma: 1,636
My going rate is actually $200. but for you Jay, it's $1000 ;) the offer still stands

live by the N.E.R.D
May 6 2005 1:11AM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
Wait a sec. Are you saying you'll charge me $1000 or you'll pay me?

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'Itâ??s a wonder I havenâ??t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
May 6 2005 1:16AM
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PowderCanuck
Posts: 2626 - Karma: 10
who cares? go for it!


at the very least, you'll get one of your two desires

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Screw this I'm going skiing
May 6 2005 1:22AM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
FUCK JONAS!

would that work?

Commander of the Silent Army Viva La Resistance!
May 6 2005 9:44AM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
I too need sex and money..... can I have seconds after jay's done?

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May 6 2005 10:11AM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
I don't not want to fuck Jonas.

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'Itâ??s a wonder I havenâ??t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
May 6 2005 10:49AM
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katesd
Posts: 1483 - Karma: 11
^
a) so you do want to fuck jonas?
b) who the fuck is jonas?


-katie
May 6 2005 11:16AM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
Ever heard of Long Dong Silver?

Commander of the Silent Army Viva La Resistance!
May 6 2005 12:47PM
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