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Im going to be 18 tomorrow.....

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Irotate360
Posts: 6836 - Karma: 22
my childhood is offically over. im sad. 18 sounds too old and im just a junior in high school. i dont want to be "of age". not yet anyway



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May 4 2005 7:29PM
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jib-unit00
Posts: 6704 - Karma: 18
well happy birthday anyways

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May 4 2005 7:30PM
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*542*
Posts: 1224 - Karma: 19
Now's the time to do whatever you want and take money from your parents, thats what my brother did anyways.



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May 4 2005 7:31PM
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KingShit
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 7
Now law consequences gonna actually count against your record. But atleast you are still in High School so enjoy that while you still can.



-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
May 4 2005 7:32PM
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sKILOve07
Posts: 3482 - Karma: 9
HAPPY BIRTHDAY :)

May 4 2005 7:34PM
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nsnski240
Posts: 1623 - Karma: 15
congrats go smoke a cuban

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May 4 2005 7:38PM
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Irotate360
Posts: 6836 - Karma: 22
atleast now i can hit the casinos



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May 4 2005 9:08PM
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(Jonesy)
Posts: 2594 - Karma: 20
fuck the casinos. buy a porno, a cigar, and go to the tittie bar. then, purchase an eight-ball, and do it all off of a hookers ass. that's the ticket.

"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams man. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later." R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
May 4 2005 9:11PM
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Harumpher
Posts: 173 - Karma: 10
so firts of all, you want to find a middle-aged hooker, sniff a line of coke off her ass. You will procede to enquire about the "ass buffet". This should only cost you a max of $.75. That tingling feeling you feel in your mouth after licking said ass is just the diseases starting to set in, nothing to worry about. Just sit back and relax while your penis falls off and you break out in hives. Then wait until the various diseases claim your life. Happy Birthday Buddy!

"Are you kidding? You can't return this cheese."
May 4 2005 10:32PM
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reezyfbaby
Posts: 2308 - Karma: 13
congrats, go to quebec or alberta and you can drink!

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May 4 2005 10:38PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
buy cigarettes and sell them to minors. You could be like a cigarette dealer.

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May 4 2005 10:39PM
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Stryken
Posts: 1396 - Karma: 22
Step one, get the 18 year old birthday package:

1. cheap cigars
2. lottery tickets
3. porn

Then, go to the local strippie and have a good time.

We'll have you dead pretty soon.
May 4 2005 10:39PM
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RotatedLINE
Posts: 126 - Karma: 10
im 18 today

May 4 2005 10:48PM
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jarossamdb7
Posts: 6322 - Karma: -10
happy 18th. i turned on 4/28. i feel the same way, im sad my childhood is over. im a senior though so it is worse for me. no more high school, and asside from the actual school part, im sad about that.

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May 4 2005 10:49PM
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kykelly05
Posts: 1295 - Karma: 11
in exactly one month it'll me my 18th : ) big parrtying june 11th all of NS is invited

May 4 2005 11:08PM
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tandan83
Posts: 2783 - Karma: 141
all of ns invited to kykelly's bday party. can i assume there's gonna be some ky-wrestling? i'm in



I would rather discover a single fact, even a small one, than debate the great issues at length without discovering anything at all. -- Galileo Galilei, c. 1640


May 4 2005 11:11PM
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Irotate360
Posts: 6836 - Karma: 22
hell yeah^



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May 5 2005 7:44AM
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ski1080bv
Posts: 50 - Karma: 10
sweet to the KY Guy

May 5 2005 7:54AM
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(Jonesy)
Posts: 2594 - Karma: 20
read maddox much?

"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams man. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later." R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
May 5 2005 2:21PM
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Irotate360
Posts: 6836 - Karma: 22
it aint so bad i forgot aabout all the money that came with bdays. plus my birthday this year falls on 05/5/05 so thats gotta be a sign from god or something.



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May 5 2005 3:45PM
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Ahmets_Brother
Posts: 20283 - Karma: 5,931
does that mean we cant be together anymore?

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May 5 2005 4:11PM
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Reonic
Posts: 430 - Karma: 10
and ur fucking point is?


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May 5 2005 4:16PM
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Harumpher
Posts: 173 - Karma: 10
Yeah I was wondering when someone would pick up on that. Congrats

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May 5 2005 4:43PM
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Stryken
Posts: 1396 - Karma: 22
Sure, morn the loss of your child hood for a couple minutes. If you are a senior, be happy you are going to college...because once you go, you will never wanna go back home. It is wonderful.

We'll have you dead pretty soon.
May 5 2005 5:11PM
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lizziebeth
Posts: 1596 - Karma: 22
we have the same birthday! happy birthday to you. and me. except i'm 2 years older than you.

i remember when they listed member birthdays on the front page. it was awesome.

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May 5 2005 6:08PM
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MdanteL
Posts: 1142 - Karma: 16
happy birthday bro

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May 5 2005 6:13PM
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R-Bertsch
Posts: 4719 - Karma: 20
thats definitley from maddox way to not give him credit douche bag

May 5 2005 8:05PM
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Harumpher
Posts: 173 - Karma: 10
Sorry about that. Good call. Here's the link: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide

One of the best sites ever.

"Are you kidding? You can't return this cheese."
May 5 2005 10:02PM
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rippinbumpskier
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 23
things for me to do when i turn 18.... get tattoo go to strip club.. and um shit im vrunk froget the alst one

"100 % columbian, ladies and gentlemen, disco shit" "you think you can do this to me? You mothafuckers will be playing basketball in pelican bay, when i get finished with you. Shoe program nigga, 23 hour lockdown. Im the man up in this piece.youll never see the light of day again. who u think u fuckin with im the police.i run shit up in here you just live here.yea thats rite u better walk away.u all walk away cuz ima burn this mother down. KING KONG AINT GOT SHIT ON ME
May 5 2005 10:16PM
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Jake...
Posts: 11976 - Karma: 296
smoke a spliff get busy.


so nice that its nasty,....
so bangin its bustin,....
so sweet that its sick,....
so dope its disgustin.
May 5 2005 10:28PM
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sherpasrock
Posts: 2382 - Karma: 10
ahahahah im 1 day older then you! happy bday 2 all!

Forcast for tomorrow: a pinch of genius and a chance of DOOM!!
May 5 2005 11:57PM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
not really you still have 3 years until you can drink, thats when yuo are an adult

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May 6 2005 8:13AM
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ryan.c
Posts: 6592 - Karma: 14
^yeah wait till ur 21,happy bday anyway i was 15 on wednesday

May 6 2005 1:04PM
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