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jibbernaught
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I say that on monday night, All of the skiers, snowboarders and everybody else who enjoys the fruit of snow, should unite in a global snow dance performance. so on monday at 8PM, everybody should do what ever it is that they do to make it snow.




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Oct 26 2002 2:05PM
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Cheech
Posts: 225 - Karma: 10
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Oct 26 2002 2:23PM
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SeanB
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Snowdances have done nothing for my local mountains in the past but I'll give it a shot.
Oct 26 2002 3:05PM
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jizack
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what everyone needs to do is get all you peeps togethers and all gather around a huge bon fire in just your boxer shorts adn guzzle beet all night long adn sacrifice all your old shit. this shit works for real, last two years it worked. first year woke up the next mornig with the first snow on the hill. last year it started snowing for the first time while we were having out ritual adn it snowed like 7inches.



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Oct 27 2002 12:20AM
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NoTeefa
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now is this eight oclk easterntime? or pacific?


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Oct 27 2002 1:10AM
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ESB
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I'm in, just work out the time differences... which time zone at eight?

Now I just need to go steal some gear for the sacrifice...

Also, I've found that it always seems to snow after I get heavy action... so I'll be doing that Monday night. You will be able to judge my success on Tuesday.

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Oct 27 2002 1:43AM
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Cork9
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Yeah I'd say a sacrifice is the best option... and maybe you should credit.. uh hum me for the uniting snow dance in another forum, haha. But now that a sacrifice is mentioned I'd be up for that, why not. post it and figure it out.
Oct 27 2002 1:49AM
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jizack
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no everyone just do it whenever that way we keep the snow gods happy. if we all do it at once they will give one dump and thats that. you see if we just all do it like every weekend at our own times they keep entertained thats where the boxer shorts come in, adn we always keep a trampoline handy for the brave drunk one



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Oct 27 2002 1:56AM
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Cork9
Posts: 147 - Karma: 10
hmmmmm interesting thought, do you think sacrifice is really for entertainment though? maybe, but don't you think that a GINORMIS sacrifice would create an exponential GOOD KARMA upon all skiers for this season.
Oct 27 2002 1:03AM
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1080enemy
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I like the thought of spreading it out. we wouldn't want anyone to get bored!!! would you be happy if there was only one hour of tv, and it was funny, or tv every night, and have the funny spread out a bit. I'm up for the spreadage.
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Oct 27 2002 1:22AM
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jizack
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my thought exactly, adn the sacrifice is always a must it would only anger the gods if there was no sacrifice.



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Oct 27 2002 1:25AM
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jibbernaught
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sacrafice has worked for me in the past. lets make it 6 pacific time so that its not to early here and not to late over there. If you have gear to sacrafice. then do it. and this doesent mean that we are not spreading it out. just to get one good dump to start the season off.




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