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Another Nasty Roommate Sex Story...

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Lauren9
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Skiman540 made me remeber the grossest story, I heard it about 2 weeks ago....so the story is about this girl that graduated from my school, HER friends roommate....anyways here it goes:

Ok so this girl got super trashed one night at a bar and went home with this guy and gave him head. She woke up the next morning and had these red dots all over her face with black things in the middle and was like wtf, so after a few days she went to her doctor cause they werent going away. Anyways, the doctor had never seen these things before so did some tests, and it turns out she got ticks, BUT these ticks are only found on dead people. So her friends know they guy she gave head to and it turn out he works in a morgue(sp).AHHH. I was skeptical when I heard it, but I asked the girl and she said her sister saw the ticks on the chicks face, either way that it the grossest thing I have ever heard.








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Apr 29 2005 7:02PM
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1080bio
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thats just fuckin distubing hmm i wonder how the guy got the ticks maybe he was a necrofiliac


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Apr 29 2005 7:07PM
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MdanteL
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sounds kinda fishy, i heard a story like that but it was some mouth disease only found on dead ppl, n it was the same deal i guy who workd at a morgue(sp) fukd sum grl n she went to the doctor

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Apr 29 2005 7:09PM
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alisly
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i've heard that exact story before

Apr 29 2005 7:12PM
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SeanB
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that has got to be one of the nastiest things I've ever heard in my life

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Apr 29 2005 7:14PM
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reezyfbaby
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is this chick from queen's U, cause ive heard that too, about someone from queens


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Apr 29 2005 7:14PM
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SnowKristaL
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That makes me want to vomit.

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Apr 29 2005 7:14PM
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T.L.
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supposedly a girl at my school was letting her boyfriend do her in the ass at her house on a brand new leather couch their family just got or somthing. and her dad walked in, the guy pulled out really quick and the girl took a shit all over the couch and her boyfriend right in front of her dad.

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Apr 29 2005 7:14PM
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Apple
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if they are only found on dead people, why were they on her?

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Apr 29 2005 7:18PM
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reezyfbaby
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lauren9 whats the verdict, queens or no queens?

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Apr 29 2005 7:31PM
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ilovehead
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Yo i've heard that story from at least 10 people. It's definately a myth cause i've definately heard everyone say that it happened to a friend of a friend.

Apr 29 2005 7:35PM
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Lauren9
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it's quite possibly queens actually, my friends sister goes to mac, but i think this chick might go to queens








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Apr 29 2005 7:41PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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haha thats so gross

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Apr 29 2005 7:44PM
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Jasmine
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i think i too may have heard a version of this before, but nonetheless it is still rather revolting. bleah




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Apr 29 2005 8:13PM
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back_woods
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yeah ive heard that one about a girl at queens
a "friend of a friend"

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Apr 30 2005 12:26AM
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JFerg
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lauren, i do believe thi story is bullshit, im pretty sure its all bull. but it was funny tellin everyone at school for a while.

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Apr 30 2005 12:31AM
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InfernoHits
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I've heard that story about 30 times from 30 different people, and I am almost 100% sure that hasnt happened to 30 people

Apr 30 2005 10:05AM
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JFerg
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^ i think you missed the point....

the guy works at a morgue, so he fucked a dead chick at the morgue and got the ticks. she sucked his dick and got the ticks. and to the person who said "if shes alive how did she get the ticks?" very valid arguement, ive heard someone say that they can only live in a live human body for 2 days or something, but thats prolly just mor bullshit to validate the bullshit story.

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Apr 30 2005 10:10AM
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Munga
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ur fuked kid re read it fool

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Apr 30 2005 10:20AM
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powder_2_the_people
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i got ticks once. and like 25 of them too. but i wasnt fuckin dead ppl, i was reading in the grass in sweden. they all went to my balls tho, they go to the warmest parts of the body


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Apr 30 2005 10:52AM
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DynastarriderGP
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I've heard this story before.

Apr 30 2005 11:00AM
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Lateralis
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hahahahhhh thats fucken hilarious



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Apr 30 2005 11:20AM
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Leckett
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that is fuckin nasty.

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Apr 30 2005 11:40AM
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Jake...
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man thats nasty.

so nice that its nasty,....
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so sweet that its sick,....
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Apr 30 2005 12:48PM
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a-line
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so fucking nasty

Apr 30 2005 12:56PM
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EastcoastAR5
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you are retarded



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Apr 30 2005 1:27PM
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t-man152
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pff what an idiot he obviously had rigor mortis.

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May 13 2005 8:34PM
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DrGonzo729
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balls are actually colder than most of your body, like 95 degrees, that is what your scrode is for

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May 13 2005 8:58PM
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oakjewlery
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true or not its fucking gross

May 13 2005 9:19PM
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prophet
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CLEARLY NOT an urban legend

May 13 2005 9:20PM
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frp1080
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yeah thats wicked nasty

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May 13 2005 9:42PM
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Prospect
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yeah basically that is fucked up

May 13 2005 10:11PM
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NBCskier
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someone at my school told me that story. I live in Washington!!






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May 13 2005 11:03PM
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Meh42
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If that happened all over her face, that leads to two conclusions. A) That guy fucking jizzed everywhere. B) Those ticks are hella potent. Now if we take either of these, doesn't it mean that his dick would be covered with these ticks in the first place? Why would ticks that only live on dead people be living on his dang dang long enough to get on her face anyway? If they could survive fine on his wang-chong, then they could live on humans, and therefore its not a unique feature of dead bodies now is it?

I've heard this story far too many times to count anyway, someones always claiming it happened to a friend of a friend or whatever...

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May 14 2005 1:06AM
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Public_Enemy0255
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haha i like how u say wang chong and dang dang

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May 14 2005 1:10AM
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guddgulf17
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yuck

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May 14 2005 1:17AM
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powder_2_the_people
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hello captain obvious


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May 14 2005 2:41PM
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*Fujative*
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HAHAHAHAHA... im going to go throw up now


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May 14 2005 4:12PM
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pump-monkey
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dude thats fucking sicks he would had to have gotton the ticks on his cock from fucking the dead people

May 14 2005 4:15PM
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ryan.c
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^yeah u missed it

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May 14 2005 4:53PM
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gmack24
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that is fucking sick, i just vomited, thanks bitch

May 14 2005 4:56PM
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squeakywaffle
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fucking nasty

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May 14 2005 5:27PM
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Jessbuff
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Fuck that's narsty! I thought you were gonna say that the dude she gave head to had been fucking dead people or something disgusting!

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May 14 2005 5:31PM
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jsg
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EWWWWWW that grossssssssssss

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May 14 2005 6:29PM
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Liam.
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hahaha ^^^has no life
im just playing i dont either well i do my life is porn and NS and AIM and food
Nov 23 2005 10:57PM
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sherpasrock
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ive heard that story 10 different times, each time its a different thing. maggots, tics, you name it people put it in there.
Nov 23 2005 11:04PM
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Literature
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Lovely.
Nov 23 2005 11:06PM
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Tinga
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wow thats low taking advantage of a dead person but im pretty sure theres a disease where you are sexually aroused by dead people nastyness
Nov 23 2005 11:09PM
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MitchPee
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dont think its true but if it is thats gross
Nov 23 2005 11:11PM
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jimmychung
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sweet, just puked on my keyboard
Nov 24 2005 12:06AM
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1080_grinder
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thats gross
Nov 24 2005 12:07AM
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