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Nasty roommate sex story

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skiman540
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Does anyone remember that story about the kid who broke his arm falling off a bunk while his roommate had sex? My friend wants to see it and i cant find it anywhere. Yes, i used the search bar but i think it might have been before the site changed.




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Apr 28 2005 5:09PM
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Swirly999
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is that when the girl shit all over the guy, same story?

Apr 28 2005 5:11PM
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skiman540
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yes




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Apr 28 2005 5:14PM
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Craigskis
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sounds hot,

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Apr 28 2005 5:22PM
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Sknsnw9
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bhahahaha...i want to see that that sounds hot


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Apr 28 2005 5:25PM
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KingShit
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One of the best stories ever on NS, next to Wizards Hat and Robe and the Constepation stories.



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Apr 28 2005 5:28PM
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DunDunDun
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^^^ get the other stories too haha

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Apr 28 2005 5:39PM
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Mattman
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wow, thats kinda scary, when I saw this thread "Nasty roommate sex story", I was thinking to myself, I bet its the one where this guy on the bunk-bed listening to his buddy have anal sex with a chick and the chick shat all of the boyfriend and the guy on top laughs so hard he falls off the bed adn breaks him arm and they all had to go to he hospitial together


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Apr 28 2005 5:46PM
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Girays_Brother
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the wizard hat was awsome

I HATE NY PRODUCTION

- BOGART!!!!!!!!
Apr 28 2005 5:47PM
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squeakywaffle
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i heard a story about a friend of a friend- he came back to his room in the evening and the lights were off, but he could see something in his bed. He turned on the lights, and it turned out his roommate had been masturbating under his covers, totally naked... what kind of sick fuck does that?

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Apr 28 2005 6:12PM
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Sknsnw9
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holy fuck ^ EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW fucking gross


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Apr 28 2005 6:16PM
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asac
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hahahaha i remember the buttsex/broken arm sex story. that was hilarious.

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Apr 28 2005 6:35PM
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fourdskate
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that was a pretty good story, but wizard's hat beats it.

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Apr 28 2005 6:37PM
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KillerMonkey
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i def think that the constipation was the best story of all time,

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Apr 28 2005 6:55PM
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Sloth
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ahahah constipation was the best one. by far.

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Apr 28 2005 6:59PM
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1080chubs
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what about the one where they went out on a date she had fish and when he was doing her in the ass she blew shit everywhere, diarehha cannon style... and she passed out right there... then she was gone in the morning lol

Apr 28 2005 7:00PM
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Apple
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Try searching for "HAHAHAH"... it might be one of the ones that comes up.

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Apr 28 2005 7:01PM
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twix_182
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we have it on our random website. we made a link to it. sumwherer at www.freewebs.com/twix_182/

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Apr 28 2005 7:02PM
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Craigskis
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i have a really really bad funny sex story, but i can't say it on this website under my name, people would know...

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Apr 28 2005 7:59PM
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skiman540
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that link doesnt work, goddam





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Apr 28 2005 8:10PM
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twix_182
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guess what i found https://newschoolers.com/NS2/Forums/ReadThread.php?cat_id=2&thread_id=60625

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Apr 28 2005 8:24PM
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thejackamo
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i bumped it up top - it's the one titled "Great bangin' in the bum story"

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Apr 28 2005 8:37PM
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Girays_Brother
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that story is so great

I HATE NY PRODUCTION

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Apr 28 2005 9:20PM
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CrazedSkier1080
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boys and girls it was my story, bwahahahahhaha

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Apr 28 2005 9:33PM
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norcowolverinerider
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https://www.newschoolers.com/NS2/Forums/ReadThread.php?cat_id=2&thread_id=60625



that 1?

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Apr 28 2005 9:52PM
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naftel
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thank you to whoever brough that back- cause i hadn't read it before, so funny.

Apr 29 2005 12:02AM
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k2yeags
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the wizard hat???? please fill me in on this one

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Apr 29 2005 12:22AM
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destroy
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we need to bring the constipation one and wizard one back

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Apr 29 2005 12:33AM
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Sknsnw9
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hahaha..that was hilarious and yet still the wizard was funny too


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Apr 29 2005 12:55AM
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Emperoryder
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Got all that shit beat.

This shit happend at UNC-CH.

This kid went to the hospital because he started having rash around his fuken a hole and the doctor asked to see if he was by any chance gay. And he freaked out and said hell no. Well, they put a hidden camera in his room and he's roommate was putting him to sleep with some rag over his face while he was a sleep knocking his ass out cold, than butt raping him. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, now thats what I call getting OWNED

Apr 29 2005 6:12AM
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the_hawk_of_europe
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haha this story is soo cool...saved the day

Apr 29 2005 10:56AM
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SohCahToa
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i'll throw one in there. so i was living it on the cheap, sleeping on an old ass army cot in my friends basement. hes gone for a few days, so i bring a girl over and we bang on his waterbed. i wake up and walk down the stairs just as he's walking up them.came home early. i just started laughing very hard. girl comes out nakey to see what was going on. oh god, he was not happy about that one.

Apr 29 2005 2:33PM
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Forum*
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hahahahaha, i feel bad for his brother, but everything else is fucking halarous

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Apr 29 2005 3:34PM
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proZach
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i was looking for that story for sooooo long.

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Apr 29 2005 4:51PM
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sim
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Anybody remember that one story by, I think, SUpilot. Now that was an f ed up story.

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Apr 29 2005 6:48PM
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alev
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oh man connor



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Apr 29 2005 8:59PM
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devine
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bringin back great storys i remember laughing my ass off for days to that


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Apr 29 2005 9:07PM
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JFerg
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my boss told me a story about when he was in high school, he nailed his girlfriend from the rear and about an hour later as he was driving her home she farted and shit was everywhere. so he kicked her out of his truck and made the bitch walk home. he said he was so pissed.

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Apr 30 2005 12:29AM
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Snubluck
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Hahahaha.

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Apr 30 2005 11:07PM
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SteezePatrol
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HERE IS THE STORY (summed up)- guy's brother at college arrives in his room, his roomate has a girl on bottum bunk, he tries to sleep, hears them making out, tries to sleep, hear's the girl whisper, 'wanna put it in my ass', starts to giggle, later, hears, HOLY FUCK, YOUR SHITTING ALL OVER ME, laughes his ass off and falls of of top bunk, breaking arm

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Apr 30 2005 11:15PM
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thewavebb
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lets share some Wizard Hat?

May 1 2005 1:37AM
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jtski
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at UVM which is the best part

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May 1 2005 11:52AM
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pag
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that's a kickass story
never saw it last summer it's one of the greatest on here for sure!

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May 1 2005 1:30PM
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bucknasty
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https://www.newschoolers.com/NS2/Forums/ReadThread.php?cat_id=2&thread_id=30157


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May 1 2005 1:50PM
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ForestryIs8nice
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holy shit i didn't know that was an urban legend... story goes in my high school that an upperclassmen's brother slipped on the shit and broke his arm... everyone thought it was true. those kids have nothing to do with skiing either

May 1 2005 2:02PM
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