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Broken Ski Brake Cult

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kinosoo
Posts: 925 - Karma: 10
A cult for anyone who’s has broken ski brakes, or totalled a ski all together message me if you want in


https://www.newschoolers.com/PHP/C ults/Cults.php4?action=view_cult&cult_id= 1797


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Apr 26 2005 9:48PM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
I broke 9 this year does that make me the broken brake ski club president?

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Apr 26 2005 11:22PM
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scofield
Posts: 7973 - Karma: 2,466
do you talk about how youbroke your ski brake in it? SOUNDS kEwL!

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Apr 26 2005 11:25PM
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skimack
Posts: 2458 - Karma: 33
OK, SO LIKE THIS ONE TIME I WAS ALL LIKE DOING A JUMP AND STUFF AND THEN I DID A 180 BUT I LANDED FUNNY AND THEN MY BRAKE CAME DOWN A LITTLE AND GOT ALL DIFFERENT KINDS OF FUCKED AND IS WAS LIKE SOOOOOO SICK!!!!!121!!!!...but then i realized that it was just a brake and that since it was all different kinds of fucked that my day was ruined and braking brakes should not be bragged about because everyone and their mom can do it by landing wierd. ok that's my story...that and Nick Hopkins is a homosexual.

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Apr 27 2005 12:43AM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
AHAHA ^ am not..

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Apr 27 2005 1:15AM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,141
Who HASN'T broken a brake?

Apr 27 2005 1:20AM
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jlm220
Posts: 157 - Karma: 10
95% of the people in this cult probably own reactors

Apr 27 2005 3:49AM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
Actualy i dont have reactor's and i have mangled 2 pairs of p series binding's and a shitload of brakes and one pair of reactor's but the new r12 lasted a whole day without any problem's .....

Just dip your dong in paint and smack your helmet with it.
Apr 27 2005 3:44PM
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Lineskier-101
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I havn't broken any brakes, I need to push myself harder.

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Apr 27 2005 4:00PM
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martockpublicenemy
Posts: 2284 - Karma: 11
i did a 5, overotated popped my ski and bent my brake 90 degrees inward woooooooooooohooooooooo

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Apr 27 2005 4:12PM
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B-DOG45
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ive broke 6 pairs of reactor bindings and 4 pairs of skis

Apr 27 2005 7:06PM
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jlm220
Posts: 157 - Karma: 10
i did the same thing that martok public did...5'd a table...landed a lil front seat...barely ejected..and bent my brakes to hell...i just bent them back and they were ok..but i dont really want to buy another set

Apr 28 2005 1:08AM
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B-DOG45
Posts: 1337 - Karma: 638
i was thrwing misty 5s and sevens and every one i through when i landed i landed perfect but the toe piece kept brakeing off. after 3 pairs i went for the misty nine and broke the back off to and after this happend my local dealer wasnt to happy. and we called up line and this they said it was only happening in ohio.

Apr 28 2005 12:26PM
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kinosoo
Posts: 925 - Karma: 10
that cant be good

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Join the broken ski brake cult!!
https://www.newschoolers.com/PHP/Cults/Cu lts.php4?action=view_cult&cult_id=1797
Apr 28 2005 10:08PM
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