So one day, ktownchik was driving in her car. SHe was listening to the backstreet boys, and singing along merrily... and loudly. SHe was SOOO absorbed by her singing, that she failed to recognize the helpless old woman crossing the street. "everybody!!!!, yahhh yahh, rock you bodddd... SPLAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ktownchik FLATTENED the poor lady. OF course, naturally, ktownchik is the kind of girl who would flee the scene, so, she did. SHe sped away, but multiple witnesses got her plates, and were quick to call the police. Within minutes, four squad cars were in persuit. Ktownchik flew along the highway, dodging cars, and endangering the lives of hundreds. She had been driving for quite some time, when she encountered a road block. SHe saw the spike strip at the last second and swirved off the road to avoid it. SHe smashed into the median, and bulldozed right through it. She was hit by an oncoming bus going the other direction, and her car spun off the road. Amazingly, she was still alive. She hopped out of the car and sprinted off into a nearby neighborhood. Police followed, and radioed for backup. A squad car cut her off in a back alley, and the back door opened and out come a wild and ferocious police dog. Ktownchik doubled back, but the dog was too fast for her fat legs and body. THe dog caught up quickly, and bit her in the fat thigh. Ktownchik pooped her pants, and luckily, the dog was more interested in the poop than catching her, so off again she went, with stinky poop rubbing all over the insides of her legs. A stinky, ugly blob of girl ran into the woods in a last attempt to evade the law. Unfortunatly, she was leaving a trail of poop behind her that she failed to notice, so it was very easy for the police to follow her. She ran deep into the woods and hid up in a tree. The police came, but, for some reason, they could not see her in the tree. THey called in local detectives, but they too could not locate ktownchik. THey spent days analyzing the scene and sweeping for clues. Ktownchik was amazed. AFter a few days in the tree however, she realized that she would need food or water to survive. SHe though of her options, and decided the most practical thing to do would be poop in her hands and eat it. After all, her poop would be full of nuts and stir fry since that was the last thing she'd eaten. SHe pooped her panties, and shoved the green poop (due to constipation) down her throat, and licked her fingers off at the end. SHe then shook her arms back and forth vigourously for minutes until she began to sweat profusely. HEr pit stains dripped onto the ground, but noone saw. She cupped her hands and allowed the pit sweat to pool in her hands, and she drank that to quench her thirst. After four days in the tree, the detectives and police had left. They closed the case because ktownchik was nowhere to be found. Ktownchik realized that she could get out of the tree, but, she was too afraid to come down. THe height scared her, even though it was a mere 7 or 8 foot drop the ground. SHe reached for her cellphone and called a friend, and asked if her friend would come aid her in getting down from the tree. HEr friend agreed, and ktownchik was very thankful and relieved. SHe didnt have many "friends" who would even consider going an ounce out of the way to do anything for her, so she was a little surprised that this one was willing to come. HEr friend showed up about an hour later, and she laughed at the fact that she needed help. She said, "why dont you just jump down, its harmless?". Ktownchik explained that the jump was a little far for her, and that if she jumped, since she was so overweight, that she might fall through the ground. HEr friend said, "But dont you do all that crazy double tip ski stuff? Don't you go off jumps and stuff?" Ktownchik turned really red. SHe thought about what to say, and decided the truth would be the best in this case. "well, i have those kinds of skis, but, i dont really hit jumps or rails or anything, i just ski along with some people and pretend to look cool and pretend that im a freerider". Her friend understood. "THats not surprising ktownchik, i thought you might be a little heavy to get off the ground". SO, her friend left, because Ktownchik was not cooperating. Ktownchik began to cry, when all of a sudden, someone started shooting paintballs at her. These were not ordinary paintballs though, they were filled with Diarrhea!! The Diarrhea splattered all over her, and then finally, she couldnt take it anymore, and she jumped down from her branch. A whole swarm of kids, looked like the Poniverus crew, ATA, and the hundereds of other crews who back them up were the culprits. THey fired and fired, endless rouns of poopy paintballs at the wannabee freerider. THey started to penetrate the skin after a while, and the poop got into her blood. Her whole system was being taken over by poop. She dropped to her knees, and poop started flowing out her eyes, ears, nose, and mouth. THe sweat that was pouring out from all over her body turned brown. SHe passed out, and the group dispersed. She lay motionless for hours. ALl of the animals in the woods started to crowd around. THe squirrels and the birds starting pooping all over her. Deer and coyotes came at night, and eventually, a large pile of poop started to take over her body. SHe was totally covered in a large mound of poop after a few days, but she was still alive under there. After she woke up, she couldnt poke through the poop no matter how hard she tried, so, she resorted to eating it. She eventually ate her way through after eating for about 6 hours. SHe got out, and then, right when she saw the daylight, a large hippopotamus spooted her, and she was in his territory. SHe hippo charged, and killed her. THen, to mark his territory, he dropped a massive dump on her, and she was buried in the poop there forever, and noone ever found her. THE END
4frnt, Poniverus, Hestra, Anon, Swix, Ambush
