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sxyskiah88
Posts: 43 - Karma: 10
my boyfirend told me he hasnt jacked him off since we started goin out which was like a month and a half ago. should i believe him? and what does this mean?

Apr 23 2005 1:49AM
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St.Steezy
Posts: 4228 - Karma: 20
im not going to say anything.

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Apr 23 2005 1:56AM
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sxyskiah88
Posts: 43 - Karma: 10
do it

Apr 23 2005 1:57AM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
its so very apropriate that under your post count of 35, it says "Lame". Who ever did that is my hero.

Like a virgin on promnight!

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Apr 23 2005 2:00AM
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sxyskiah88
Posts: 43 - Karma: 10
thanks it beats 'no life'

Apr 23 2005 2:01AM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
thom, they all say name for that post count, its hilarious. plus, he's lying

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Apr 23 2005 2:03AM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
yah, but in my case, its a falacy. In your case, its the complete and utter truth.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
.C.C.R..P.P.P.

'naahhmahhnahh
hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"
"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"
Apr 23 2005 2:03AM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
i know they all say that... comeon, give me some credit. I was just pointing out how true it was in this case.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
.C.C.R..P.P.P.

'naahhmahhnahh
hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"
"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"
Apr 23 2005 2:05AM
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sxyskiah88
Posts: 43 - Karma: 10
tooo trippppy to caree
whooooo

Apr 23 2005 2:06AM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
well unless you touched his doober, hes lying

Apr 23 2005 2:14AM
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Munga
Posts: 1114 - Karma: 11
tole on his pork bong and c if he explodes like a porn star

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Apr 23 2005 2:44AM
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brokenback17
Posts: 308 - Karma: 11
I jack off every hour on the hour dont believe him

Apr 23 2005 2:53AM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
yeah, i agree with the dude that said go jack him off, and if he explodes like a pornstar, you'll know he hasn't for a while.

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Apr 23 2005 2:55AM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
Hey, easy now. "No Life" was my idea.

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Apr 23 2005 3:12AM
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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 730
if you give him blowjobs or jack him off regularly then its possible, he probably wants to save his ammo for you.

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Apr 23 2005 12:44PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
so... do you suck his cock? do you jack it off for him? if so, how big is his cock? how much of it can you get in your mouth? whats his furthest cumshot?

Apr 23 2005 1:19PM
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naftel
Posts: 830 - Karma: 12
thats a dumb question to ask really. you wanna know what ever your bf means by saying that- ask him not us!

Apr 23 2005 2:45PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
whats your furthest cumshot mommy?



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
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Apr 23 2005 2:46PM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
blow me

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Apr 23 2005 2:51PM
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Ahmets_Brother
Posts: 20283 - Karma: 5,931
mommy seems like hes becoming the new lat....you better watch out lat

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Apr 23 2005 2:53PM
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EastcoastAR5
Posts: 2721 - Karma: 15
too bad mommy is super gay and if what you are saying is true then that is super cool to try and be as weird as someone already was to get laughs



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sick guy, yo guy yesterday guy, some g tried to jack me guy, cause yo i was selling him some budz, guy, and yo guy... i busted out ma nine and shit guy he was packing heat to guy, mad gun fight guy-
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Apr 23 2005 3:37PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
mommy and i are an unstoppable force



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
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Apr 23 2005 3:39PM
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CTripper
Posts: 6520 - Karma: 20
ok, the solution to this problem is quite simple. i can tellyoure young, and new to relationship game. your boyfriend, simply put, is a horny motherfucker who wacks off a lot. this is so because you don't touch his penis. he wants dome so badly once you throw him some he'll probably blow before shit gets rolling. you're in a tough situation, but bottom line is hes lying and wants head.

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Apr 23 2005 3:39PM
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cobalt
Posts: 1913 - Karma: 12
mommy has been like that for years.

Apr 23 2005 3:46PM
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alev
Posts: 7819 - Karma: 410
i notice this as well...lat say something fucked up quick



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Apr 23 2005 4:38PM
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bermbuster49
Posts: 7445 - Karma: 90
hey he might not be lying, if you have another chick whack you off your not doing it yourself. and if hes telling the truth, my god you better go give him head right now cas i am sure hes about to die.

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Apr 23 2005 4:52PM
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Forum*
Posts: 3455 - Karma: 10
He's lying, I'd explode without whacking off

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Apr 23 2005 6:15PM
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whoisikeEh
Posts: 1552 - Karma: 8
you suck^

Apr 23 2005 9:53PM
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JazzyJ
Posts: 3233 - Karma: 18
i dont think i could go without spankin it for 1 month and half.

my friend told me he punches one out into his hand and throws it (load) at his chicks face and yells "yahtzee!" no lie.-couchskier is sucking your own dick considered masturbation or self inflicted fellatio? who else but Lat^ *NS Skateboarders*
Apr 23 2005 10:21PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
i bet your ugly

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Apr 23 2005 11:43PM
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Jessbuff
Posts: 2685 - Karma: 17
Believe him. I usually don't wack off while I'm dating a chick. Especially if she puts out. Then there's no need, no urge.

However, I must ask what posessed him to tell you that? - That's kinda weird / sketchy / creepy.

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Apr 23 2005 11:52PM
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guddgulf17
Posts: 3037 - Karma: 10
why couldnt he think of something more intelligent to say?

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Apr 24 2005 12:33AM
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highfive
Posts: 3087 - Karma: 11
cuz hes 12

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Apr 24 2005 2:30PM
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flippintricker
Posts: 2408 - Karma: 9
the art of conversation is lost on these young uns

To understand mankind, we must first understand the word. We can break the word down into two sub-words, 'mank' and 'ind'.What these two words mean is a mystery, just like mankind itself.
Apr 24 2005 3:01PM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
this man's lying, ditch him and go out with a real man

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Apr 24 2005 3:05PM
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Annabelle
Posts: 647 - Karma: 10
maybe he's not, or maybe he is and just wants something for it. theres no way to tell, just go on if u trust him or not. o even better ignore it like it doesnt really matter

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Apr 24 2005 4:18PM
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