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Ski lingo

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Beamer12
Posts: 3227 - Karma: 46
i love skiing lingo cause no1 else knows it..i know the basics like burly and steeze...give me some others

Apr 17 2005 11:03PM
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St.Steezy
Posts: 4228 - Karma: 20
twins

NS SKATEBOARDERS UNITE
Apr 17 2005 11:05PM
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switch_9
Posts: 876 - Karma: 10
wow

"Tanner stopped blazin? hell i just blazed with a couple guys that quit last week.' -Bigj "Tanner will make a good soldier. He will be hard to hit because he cant stand up straight." -Guddgalf17
Apr 17 2005 11:08PM
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holyDINOSAURS
Posts: 7038 - Karma: 639
cork.

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Please, stop making skiing into a soap opera. This isn't the OC.
-J.D. May

JC TMC S3P
Apr 17 2005 11:10PM
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ItsPhil
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 11
stalefish grab

Apr 17 2005 11:11PM
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rynmartn
Posts: 2697 - Karma: 21
sweet backstratcher

yay skiing
Apr 17 2005 11:25PM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 343
slap my ass and call me sally

Apr 17 2005 11:29PM
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skieveryday
Posts: 660 - Karma: 19
Drop

almost everything can be transfered over to snowboarding...always exceptions


It's only after you've lost everything that we are free to do anything. Ski Every Day
Apr 17 2005 11:30PM
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ItsPhil
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 11
indy grabs
hokken flip

Apr 17 2005 11:36PM
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bcjibs
Posts: 175 - Karma: 10
hot carl

clevland steamer

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Any time is Miller time

'We could stop the melon trade. Then Kim Jong Il wouldn't be able to eat delicious melons and he would be furious,' said Ichita Yamamoto, a ruling party lawmaker. 'He would ask, 'Wh
Apr 17 2005 11:39PM
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eheath
Posts: 61155 - Karma: 118,822
natty and unnatty

"is 'cotton field gorilla' a racial slur?"-Lateralis
Apr 17 2005 11:42PM
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whattheshit
Posts: 6562 - Karma: 107
getting your gnar on

Apr 17 2005 11:52PM
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Shaggy
Posts: 4349 - Karma: 17
donkey punch and cherry cheese cake


-Anthony
Apr 17 2005 11:57PM
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Baker
Posts: 1615 - Karma: 18
huck


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- Josh Rainey
- Jackson Hole
Apr 17 2005 11:58PM
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Develop
Posts: 431 - Karma: 18
ya so it looks like your name (the thread starter) is pube enemy... nice

Apr 18 2005 12:07AM
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TMswitch06
Posts: 987 - Karma: 11
"that was an ill switch butter on to the battleship to 450 out and then that switch 9 critical was sick too" say that to a random person that doesnt ski and theyd be like what the fuck did you just say??


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Clickity clank, clickity clank, the money goes into my piggy bank
Apr 18 2005 12:07AM
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brogilvie
Posts: 2607 - Karma: 123
HAHA, if you just took away the "n and the e" after it says Pube, then it would say "Pube My Skier".... haha



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Trying is the first step towards failure
Apr 18 2005 12:10AM
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ItsPhil
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 11
angry pirates are the best!

Apr 18 2005 12:46AM
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Tze.C
Posts: 1596 - Karma: 86
steeze... isn't just ski lingo man

Apr 18 2005 2:37AM
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Ktownchic
Posts: 1774 - Karma: 2
jibbnasty



"Over time, most people experience life involving love, suffering, compassion, and an unspeakable drive for something new...for me there's skiing, nothing more, nothing less and it encompasses everything every day I'm out there." -Pep Fujas

Apr 18 2005 9:23AM
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gimmehead
Posts: 1058 - Karma: 59
slamlamma-ding-dong

cB crew represent.
Apr 18 2005 9:59AM
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kinosoo
Posts: 925 - Karma: 10
ha ha ha thats great

Apr 18 2005 10:16AM
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SkiUnit03
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 114
snowboearding lingo is messed up man, backslide boardside lipslide






'collars up are officially gay, but layering 2 polo shirts is still acceptable'
-ATLANTASKI

'r u sayin we r being censored by da goverment?
fuck pussy dick suckin lip
Apr 18 2005 10:24AM
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NickMartini
Posts: 7761 - Karma: 8,356
switch unnatty 450 on right side 810 out



-Nick Martini
Stept Productions
go buy 'to whom it may concern'
Liberty skis
So what?..... So lets dance!
He's going to duct tape it to his le
Apr 18 2005 10:26AM
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Balmdogg
Posts: 1742 - Karma: 309
cowabunga



VISION20MEDIA
Apr 18 2005 10:29AM
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Posts: 3451 - Karma: 10
booter

I wish i were an oscar meyer weiner, that is what i ruly want to be, for if i were an oscar meyer weiner, every one would be in love with me.
Apr 18 2005 10:30AM
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Ahmets_Brother
Posts: 20283 - Karma: 5,931
F1-4 tornado

member 9020 newbies are our future unless if we stop them now! BOGART!!
Apr 18 2005 10:31AM
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shasta
Posts: 333 - Karma: 10
"would you like some hotsauce with your steamed potato juice?"...
dude, i thought it was all pretty similar to whatever snowboarders say



keep your filthy mits off me! like playing leapfrog with a rhino #>#
Apr 18 2005 10:46AM
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LostCarKeys
Posts: 2553 - Karma: 20
I did a thread like this once, I was exiled for days...

*Something Meaningful*
Apr 18 2005 10:48AM
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ItsPhil
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 11
liger slide

Apr 18 2005 12:20PM
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AlexMartini
Posts: 2987 - Karma: 1,886
indy nose boner

--------------- steptproductions.com
Apr 18 2005 12:41PM
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tandan83
Posts: 2783 - Karma: 141
"i'll nosepress your box if you lipslide my rail"

don't take me as a joke i'm no comedian,, too many mental problems got me snortin coke and smokin' weed again
Apr 18 2005 1:06PM
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waynewong
Posts: 1359 - Karma: 23
thats a narly double twister 180 to crotch grab daffy distaster to unatural 90

Apr 18 2005 1:45PM
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1337chronic
Posts: 848 - Karma: 24
Dope, nectar, shredding the gnar, and Word

'Have you ever masterbated w/ soap and then pee and it fucking hurts?' - T-money.

'Just steal a car, its like a 10 hour drive. Its mexico everyone drive's stolen shit.' - calskierX

'everytime my gf has a canker sore I just pop a
Apr 18 2005 1:49PM
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1440ski
Posts: 2049 - Karma: 1,110
TAB turn and burn

Apr 18 2005 6:43PM
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MLB
Posts: 4462 - Karma: 298
Cleaveland Steemer, rusty trobone




Matman10: Man lat you had that 7 down but you binder poped off
Laterails:Yeah i think they aren't adjusted, or it could be the fact that all that is holding them together is one of my pubes
Apr 18 2005 6:46PM
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Luc.
Posts: 7540 - Karma: 59
"man that switch flat spin 7 mute to smooth as chicken switch 270 on switch up 450 out of that srail was totally gnar dude......siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick

i LOVE skier lingo but i usually loose it during the summer so this thread will keep it in me

DFSC-Reprsent
Apr 18 2005 6:52PM
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CBROOKS
Posts: 4979 - Karma: 10,708
whoa! sick rightside bio 9 to unnatral switchup to 360 switchup to 540 switchup to 360 switchup to 540 switchup to 360 switchup to 540 switchup to 360 switchup to 540 switchup to 360 switchup to 540 switchup to 360 switchup to 540 switchup to 360 switchup to 540 switchup to 360 switchup to 540 switchup to 360 switchup to 540 switchup to 360 switchup to 540 switchup to 360 switchup to 540 switchup to 360 switchup to 540 switchup to 360 switchup to 540 switchup to 360 switchup to 540 switchup to 360 switchup to 540 switchup to 360 switchup to 540 switchup to 360 switchup to 540 switchup to 360 switchup to 540 switchup to 360 switchup to 540 switchup to 360 switchup to 540 switchup to 360 switchup to 540 switchup to 360 switchup to 540 switchup to 360 switchup to 540 switchup to 360 switchup to 540 switchup to 360 switchup to 540 switchup to 360 switchup to 540 switchup to 360 switchup to 540 switchup to 360 switchup to 540 switchup to 360 switchup to 540 switchup to 360 switchup to 540 switchup to 360 switchup to 540 switchup to 360 switchup to 540 switchup to 360 switchup to 540 switchup to 360 switchup to 540 switchup to 360 switchup to 540 switchup to 360 switchup to 540 switchup to 360 switchup to 540 switchup to 360 switchup to 540 switchup to 360 switchup to 540 switchup to 360 switchup to 540 switchup to 360 switchup to 540 switchup to 360 switchup to 540 switchup to 360 switchup to 540 switchup to 360 switchup to 540 switchup to 360 switchup to 540 switchup to 360 switchup to 540 switchup to 360 switchup to 540 switchup to 360 switchup to 540 switchup to 360 switchup to 540 switchup to 360 switchup to 540 switchup to 360 switchup to 540 switchup to 360 switchup to 540 switchup to 360 switchup to 540 switchup to 360 switchup to 540 switchup to 360 switchup to 540 switchup to 360 switchup to 540 switchup to 360 switchup to 540 switchup to 360 switchup to 540 switchup to 360 switchup to 540 switchup to 360 switchup to 540 switchup to 360 switchup to 540 switchup to 360 switchup to 540 switchup to 360 switchup to 540 switchup to 360 switchup to 540 switchup to 360 switchup to 540 switchup to 360 switchup to 540 switchup TO RIGHTSIDE RODEO 1440 OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! man that was so steezy

Dub V
Apr 18 2005 6:52PM
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DuncanK
Posts: 1040 - Karma: 2,634
Japan (Asians have squinty eyez)

Apr 18 2005 6:52PM
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bmxican_89
Posts: 2617 - Karma: 23
"i'll nosepress your box if you lipslide my rail"

thats great-my new sig

Apr 18 2005 7:00PM
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RaginCajun
Posts: 316 - Karma: 10
NIGGER





if carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up
Apr 18 2005 7:04PM
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