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Hobojibber
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This is were you can post your fear of gnomes or anything about gnomes......I HATE GNOMES BECAUSE LATE AT NIGHT THEY COME IN AND STEAL ALL MY UNDERWEAR, AND SOME EAT HOLES IN THEM AND THEN PUT THEM BACK, AHHHHHH I HATE GNOMES!!! I WONT STOP TELL THERE ALL DEAD!!!
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Oct 23 2002 6:37PM
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albatross.
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that was in an ephisode of south park...
Oct 23 2002 6:38PM
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Hobojibber
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Where the hell do you think they got it you freak, no get the hell away from me before I come up with a smartass coment for you, you hunk of gnome shit, eat my bunghole Maverick!!
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Oct 23 2002 6:40PM
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word, smoke weed every day.
Oct 23 2002 6:41PM
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skibum1080
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I AM THE MASTER OF THE GNOME ARMY AND KING OF GNOMETROPOLIS AND NEW GNOMETROPOLIS.....

BE AFRAID HOBO, BE VERY AFRAID. THE GNOMES WILL AVENGE THE DEATH OF THE OLD-WISE-PAPA-GNOME. THEY WILL GET REVENGE (by stealing your underwear and eating holes in them)
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Oct 23 2002 6:42PM
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Hobojibber
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To bad your underwear doesn't need Gnomes to put holes in them, your asshole already does that, I figured that out after being in the car yesterday you ass. Let me roll down the windows from now on.
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MadTrixter
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wehat car...have you bums been holding out on me?


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Oct 23 2002 7:39PM
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Hobojibber
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I did not have sexual relationships with that woman??????? AHHHH GNOMES!!!!!!!
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Oct 23 2002 7:41PM
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lizziebeth
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i stole a lawn gnome once and put it on top of the welcome sign in front of my school. we later added a plastic lawn ornament santa and snowman.

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Oct 23 2002 7:55PM
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huckster989
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gnomes are the fuckin shit! the silent soldiers of the night lay in wait for the sun to go down so they can be freed from an evil spell that paralizes them in sunlight so now they can throw bad gnome parties with gnome hoes and gnome beer to match!
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Oct 23 2002 8:09PM
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Freeskifro
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I saw a gnome once while i was on shrooms. He stole the TV remote, but i took his pointy hat so he was happy to return the remote. He hung out with us for a while....then he bit off my friends little finger so we beat him up with a baseball bat and buries him in my neighbors yard.
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Oct 23 2002 8:12PM
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Lord_Piot
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is that so
Oct 23 2002 8:21PM
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Hobojibber
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thats funny lol, haha
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MadTrixter
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i did shrooms the other weekend, and i'm gonna do them again this weekend, i don't want to, but it's soo rare thet they're around, so i have to


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Oct 23 2002 8:59PM
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Caden
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my friend has one that is like 4 feet high with wide eyes and pointing at you, so when i slept there one night his stupid little brother brought it downstairs and turned ona corner light so we could just see shadows, then i got up off the couch went to poke my friend on the mattress but then i saw it turned on the lights and it scared the living shit outta me. i hate gnomes.


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Oct 23 2002 9:02PM
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Hobojibber
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Do the shrooms before you go to school, that would be so funny, one kid dropped some pills at school in like 6th grade and he was so fucked up and it was so funny.
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Freeskifro
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you have to?....that doesn't sound right but have fun and watch out for those gnomes...they like to go after car keys..which isn't all that bad cuz you shouldn't really be driving....when i drove on shrooms i forgot to turn on my lights...i thought that the people flashing their brights at me were playing a musical tune....that is until i realized it was really dark in the car
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MadTrixter
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well i don't have to....i just...i dunno, they don't come around often. and i don't have to worry about driving..i hate to say it, i'm only 15. that's pitiful, 15 and doing shrooms


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Oct 23 2002 9:09PM
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Hobojibber
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well then do them during school, at least as long as you go to public school, anything is allowed in public school, they provide clean needles in the bathroom at my school.
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skibum1080
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lol......he stole the tv remote...hahah, that's funny. beware of the gnome army coming straight out of gnome-tropolis
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Hobojibber
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Make sure they don't steal your chem. homework Mr. i can't talk to you because your in Biology.
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skibum1080
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i gotta a damn test this friday...do u know how to name the oxidation numbers on mercuric pentafloride nitrate???
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Oct 23 2002 10:12PM
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Ds91260
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hey im only like 5'3' can i be a gnome
Oct 23 2002 10:20PM
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skibum1080
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no, i'm sorry. the direct specifications for qualification of a gnome is under 2 feet. i am sorry.

but what u can do is go to you're local gnome retailer and buy a 'Gnome-in-a-Box' (say that really fast, it's fun). you simply open the box, plant the seed in the soil...and wallah! watch your gnome grow!!
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Oct 23 2002 10:23PM
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Hobojibber
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do you know what the hell Osmosis is, ATP, diffusion, a charbohydrate monomor or polymor chain is??????? No so we are even.
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Oct 23 2002 10:27PM
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Hobojibber
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Run from this little gnome and I mean RUNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!

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Oct 23 2002 10:41PM
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Hobojibber
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What THe Hell!!?!?!?! were is he??? How do I put a picture in a post without haveing to go to the website or something, im talking about just like pasteing a picture, but obviously it didnt work......
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skibum1080
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do u want to explain those things, becuase i dont think you now what they are.

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Oct 23 2002 10:54PM
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skibum1080
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just before you ask, the oxidation numbers are Hg=+2, F=+8, N=-3, O=-2.

but why are we even arguing about this?? oh yah, cuase neither one of us (me and hobojibber) can admit that we are wrong. (in the past, we have had some heated debates, err arguments, on vairious subjects...just to let ya know.
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Oct 23 2002 10:58PM
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Hobojibber
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No I admit it when Im wrong you don't, 'OOOO Hurley, I was thinking of Burton' yah sure.
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skibum1080
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andrew, we could go on forever. so let's just stop now.
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Hobojibber
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Shall we agree to disagree and bury the hatchet????
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skibum1080
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yes.
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Hobojibber
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This includes not calling me a Fucking idiot just because im in spanish 1 and your in 2 and just calling me a fucking idiot in general.
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Ds91260
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i cut off my legs, so before i pass out im like 2'6' am i a gnome now
Oct 23 2002 11:17PM
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skibum1080
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ok, that includes the name calling. you f-ing dumb....j/k.
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hey jeff t. is a Gnome


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Oct 24 2002 1:06AM
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lineskier10
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hey hobo i know all that crap u in ap bio
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Oct 24 2002 8:27AM
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It wants your teeth.
Oct 24 2002 1:33PM
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Hobojibber
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We dont have AP bio for my grade but our CP Bio is probobly the eqivelent AP Bio, and how did you get that picture on???
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Oct 24 2002 5:14PM
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he got the pic from this image manip war thing that was on here a while back
and about the whole drugs in school, all my friends regularly dump pills and take speed in class, the deadshit teachers cant even tell that they are racking up lines on thier desks
'Why would an elephant need a pornstar to cum, couldnt they just get it like, a giraffe or something?' - one of my friends when we were on the topic of how we thought itching powder was made

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Oct 24 2002 5:49PM
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Hobojibber
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No i dont mean how did he put the gnome on that girl I mean how did he even put the picture on his post at all.
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skibum1080
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gnomes can be fun, no pun intended.
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SUpilot
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are gnome chicks hot?
Oct 25 2002 1:01AM
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alpentalik
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does anyone remember the cartoon 'David and the Gnomes' they used to play it on Nickelodeon, it was one of those hippy ass peaceful cartoons, but it was the shit fosho.


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Oct 25 2002 1:49AM
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Hobojibber
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I just remeber some cartoon about gnomes and they could talk to animals and they lived in little caves and stuff, maybe thats why im afraid.
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QuazBotch
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Are smurfs gnomes?

and the picture was posted with html. You would type in < i m g s r c = ' h t t p : / / location of picture here' > but without all the extra spaces.
Oct 25 2002 5:19PM
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skibum1080
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they are the cousins of gnomes in the gnome specie tree.
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SUpilot
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how did they turn blue if they are descendents of gnomes? or is the other way around?
Oct 25 2002 7:39PM
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skibum1080
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evolution i guess. haha, i dunno. maybe they are from antartica where it's really cold and they turned permently blue.
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Hobojibber
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Smurfs arn't gnomes there like blue balled stort aliens.
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